A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

New Features? New Designs? Parody of ME?

As some of you may have noticed, there’s been some design cleanup on the site! I realized yesterday that I haven’t changed anything here besides the header since I started this site almost an entire year ago, so I fixed some things and added some new cool features. You’ll probably noticed that a lot of […]

Stephenie Meyer Is Not Dead

// UPDATE 12/8/09 — There was yet another wild Stephenie Meyer Death Report. Click here >>> Hope everybody had some great laughs across the fandom today! It was my first April Fools Day with the site, so I had fun switching stuff out for 24 hours (things will be back to normal tonight!). The Twilight […]

Not Another Twilight Parody: Part 1

Can’t see it? Click here. The first part of the epic Twilight Movie Parody by M2 Productions is finally up (with my cameo included!). Happy April Fools Day everyone 😀

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 1 (Engaged)

The song for this chapter is Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lifestylesoftherichandfamous.mp3] I can hardly believe that after almost an entire year of writing for twilightguy.com, I am finally reading the last book in the Twilight Saga. I can still remember the weeks we waited for this novel in 2008. I […]