twilightguy.com: 1 Year Later
Can’t see it? Click here. My first year in the Twilight fandom has been one of the best years of my life. It is impossible to thank each of you enough, especially Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight Lexicon for everything they have done to welcome me into this enormous family of fans, ever since the […]
Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 4 (Gesture)
The song for this chapter is (The Symphony Of) Blase’ by Anberlin [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/amsterdam.mp3] And so they are wed: Edward and Bella are together at last, as we always knew they would end up. This wedding is magnificently organized by Alice, and just imagining it causes me to immediately remember this film: Except, instead of Steve […]
Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 3 (Big Day)
The song for this chapter is You And Me by Lifehouse [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/youandme.mp3] Around this time, I should point out I am the self-appointed King of Weird Dreams. Not counting that dream of the strange woman chasing me with a pitchfork, my dreams usually range from the freaky to the strange-yet-fortunately-happy. Most of the time it […]
What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)
Due to a recent influx of messages from your typical village idiot, I’ve decided to put my hatemail to good use and entertain my readers with it. I receive so much hilarious hate that I can no longer keep it for my own selfish amusement. Feel free to attempt counting and/or translating each of the […]
Featured Video: Twilight — The Musical
PART 1 Can’t see it? Click here. PART 2 Can’t see it? Click here. I just found these videos yesterday, and could not stop laughing throughout the whole thing. This is one of the funniest Twilight parodies I have ever seen, by GliffProductions on Youtube. Part 3 is forthcoming, according to the official website of […]