Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 5 (Isle Esme)

151 Responses

1. LOL. 😀

2. =) you loved it.

3. hahaha…your hilarious Kaleb!

4. really, kaleb? really? i thought this was some sort of mistake when i came to it!
   okay, i have an idea. just regroup your thoughts, and try to say something about this chapter 🙂
   or not. 🙂
   either way, i accept you. 🙂

5. hahahah best post EVER! Lol jk!!

6. hahahaha… oohh i was so looking forward you coment on this!! XD

7. Thats so funny!

8. HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh Please enlighten us with your wisdom.

9. lol lol lol lol

10. LOL, you crack me up Kaleb!!!! Love your blog…you were the proof I needed to get my little Brother to read Twilight!!!

11. Stunned into silence, eh?

12. LMAO!
    Best.
    Review.
    Ever.

13. HA HA HA HA MY FEELINGS EXACTLY! And that's saying something b/c I'm a girl and have been waiting for that moment FOREVER.

14. Nothing at all? I find that hard to believe.

15. COME ON! WRITE US AN ACTUAL REVIEW!
    …just warn the young'ns.

16. Haha, I had the same reaction.
    Just wait. I bet you'll have this reaction over again a few more times…
    Maybe.

17. rotfl, Kaleb!
    Did anyone else notice: there's not even a song for this chapter! I'm sure there's something out there that could represent it well. lol

18. Okay so you could have at least commented on the fact that when the Cullens are feeling romantic they buy eachother islands! at the very least!
    jeepers! typical guy! but then again this is what amuses us about your perspective, the guy part in twilight guy, lol
    😀 melissaturkey

19. Nothing? You always commented on the lovey-dovey chapters before, so I can only assume that you will post later. I mean, we – your fans – got your book really high on the preorders list so you kinda owe us (yeah, that's right, I AM playing the guilt card!) But seriously, I still love you, cause that post was hilarious!

20. awww come on Kaleb!! You KNOW you want to write a review for this chapter. You can use this get-out-of-jail free card only once!!!!

    J/k Ill still read your blogs/reviews 🙂

21. Love the review! and now…..well……I'd pay anything to know what YOU are thinking……LOL

22. Oh and at least now you can make (and understand) pillow jokes!

23. Please Kaleb, write the review. We will be waiting

24. Because you're the Twilight GUY, you HAVE to write a review of this chapter : us girls talk about it all the time and we have no idea what guys think of it because even for the few of us who know a guy who read Breaking Dawn, said guy will not discuss this particular chapter. (Guilt card again lol and I promise I will not comment this review a 4th time!!!)

25. ROFL. I do believe that is the most succinct chapter review ever. Poor Kaleb, you are going to be hounded by all of your female followers (and possibly a few guys) for your actual thoughts of this chapter. One thing about this chapter though, Steph does not go into extreme detail, which gives your poor mind a break. 😀

26. We need a song for this chapter, even if you not writing proper review!!!!

27. lol April Fools passed kaleb! haha

28. Heh. That was my thought, too.

29. Rats.

    I was really looking foward to hearing your thoughts on this chapter.

    I guess its not really a guy chapter.

30. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

31. Oh my gosh, Kaleb, I was waiting for you to read this chapter, and I have not been disappointed. SO FUNNY!

32. hahahahah oh come onnnnnnnn!! it wasn't written like those romance novels with fabio on the cover. what did you think would happen on the honeymoon? you can talk about the ridiculous trip to the island, how amazing the house is. of course the cullens own an island, haha psshhhhh..

33. Ahaha… Poor Kaleb. We all knew this was coming. And nobody warned you. Twilighters can be cruel.

    I can't stop laughing… It's like when you read that chapter in Eclipse. Compromise, I think it was. Aw. I feel bad for you.

34. LOL! Love your responses/comments for the chapters! And nobody told you what was coming b/c we wanted you to experience the chapters and what happened in them yourself, free of judgement. You are awesome!

35. Aww come on!! lol…I want a real post!! *though this is rather entertaining!*

36. It amuses me that everyone is pushing so hard for your take on it when it was clearly given….the whole thing made you feel awkward lol. That in itself is a full opinion, no more needed. Maybe the awkwardness was so complete that he can't elaborate on it.

37. This wasn't meant in a mean way to anyone. It just really made me laugh that every comment was “oh come on we want more” 🙂

38. This is definitely your funniest post yet… 😀

39. Hahahaha!
    Oh Kaleb….
    Its okay. lol
    having to talk about the whole SEX issue would make me feel awkward also!
    HAHAHA
    So funny…
    *whew*
    that was great.

40. C'mon… guys POV pretty important here…. you can't just leave it at that :0p

41. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I'd been telling my friends that you'd avoid this chapter (yesterday, in fact, I said “I think the reason Kaleb hasn't posted the next chapter is because he doesn't know what the hell to say”. I also may have… erhm… said something along the lines of “Kaleb being the prude he is,” but that's because of the part of you I see, it's sort of prudish (I mean, I don't know you outside the internet world).

42. lol!

43. God, I would've killed to see your face while reading what had to be (for girls) the most anticipated scene EVER. I wonder if you were as red as Bella gets *grins*
    Oh, the wolf pack pic…love what you've done with it *bursts out laughing*
    and a little side note…I've added your widget to all my pages and have been talking the book up to all my Harry Potter obsessed friends.
    Cheers!
    Sabrina

44. HAHAHAHA! Best. Reaction. Ever.

45. Great post Kabel. This has got to be one of my favourites!!

46. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you didn't know this was going to happen. Come on! Just Post Your Thoughts!!!! Skip The Awkward Part And Tell About The Rest!! Though as short as that post was, it was hilarious.

47. HA HA HA HA! And also, HA HA! No words to describe how awesome this post was.

48. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! That's the face I made!!!!

    I would like to say as a girl this was not the most anticipated scene. For me it was probably the very end, I wanted to know how SM would end it all.

    I feel the need to worn you, you might want to save that picture you might need it for later use.

    Also after reading the comments please don't feel guiltly about not writing about this chapter (did that even make sence? I just woke up…). I would have done the same thing.

49. LOL, aw I feel bad for yea, were you scarred? I was lol, it was….well you hit it right on the nail, AWKWARD. haha, best of luck to you with the therapy =)

50. HAHAHAH!!!!!! Awww come onn!!! Nothing?!!?