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Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 6 (Distractions)

April 24th, 2009 at 12:01 am by Kaleb Nation

The song for this chapter is Sky Fell Over Me by Shiny Toy Guns

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People have asked me if I’ve been living under a rock lately, because I didn’t post that newly-released photo of the Wolf Pack. Actually I got the photo, and I have not missed out on Twilight news. I purposely did not post the photo, reason being I didn’t want every time I come to my blog to immediately be exposed to far more… uh… Rustic Werewolf than I think any guy can tolerate. Apologies to the girls (as if you haven’t seen the photo everywhere else already).

However, not one to be left behind in the fansite news, I’ll proceed with posting it posthaste:

I'm so glad my roommates didn't catch me Photoshopping this...

Much better (I'm so glad my roommates didn't see me Photoshopping this...)

I’ve been warned about the fifth and sixth chapters of Breaking Dawn for quite some time. Actually, I haven’t been warned, I’ve been told things like ‘LULZ I can’t WAIT until you get to CHAPTAH FIVE!’. I don’t know what is more awkward: being one-half of a vampire/human honeymoon, or reading about it. As I read the previous chapter, I found myself waiting for that all-important moment when Stephenie writes

DEAR READER:

THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK HERE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO SEE WHAT’S…UH…COMING NEXT.

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT.

Seriously,

SM.

For some reason, that moment seemed very, very delayed. My AIM conversation with my friend as I read chapters 5 and 6 went something like this:

ME: UH…did that say ALL of Edward’s clothes were on the palm tree…?

FRIEND: YUS.

ME: UH…

FRIEND: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

At which point I really wanted to go read Mrs. Frisbee And The Rats Of NIMH instead.

However, I trekked on as usual — I mean come on, I’m reading a vampire romance novel, and I’ve survived thus far 😀 . Completely disregarding the awkwardness of carrying your new wife in one arm and a ton of luggage in the other, Edward has finally found a place on the planet where Bella might actually be safe from heartbroken werewolves, vengeful vampires and violent Volturi. It is quite a sad state of affairs when the only such place is on an island in the middle of nowhere off the coast of South America. If Bella ends up getting hurt here, good luck to Edward hiding her on the moon.

For some reason, I had not previously known of Edward’s ability to swim without the need for air. But then again, I suppose if you are an immortal creature, drowning wouldn’t affect you. In fact, Edward might be accomplishing this breathless feat by drowning repeatedly, but just not dying since he simply can’t. I mean, if you’re immortal, what is it like getting mortally wounded? Does it become just…wounded?

Like Bella, I shudder at the thought of Alice actually foreseeing this honeymoon. Seriously Alice: rude! I’m also curious about what the local villagers think of this strange house in the woods that is visited only on occasion. I mean, it is altogether odd that at some random time of the year, a strange pale man and a girl show up together out of nowhere, break headboards and tear apart pillows, and expect the local cleaning crew to tidy things up. Also, perhaps I am confused, but is the cleaning crew coming from a nearby place, or did Isle Esme come complete with its own set of villagers automatically trained in the arts of cleaning? If that’s the case, I might be interested in some island real estate…

At least it’s nice to see that Edward and Bella are having a decent time, in spite of their arguments and the mess they’re making. I have a feeling that these recurring dreams of this strange child won’t be disappearing anytime soon for Bella, either 😀

QUESTION FOR THE COMMENTS: What movie do you think Bella and Edward would enjoy watching the most together (and Twilight doesn’t count!)?

——NOTES——

My brother Jaden announced last week that he will also be with me at Twicon 2009! Be sure to get your tickets early before they run out!

– Summer School In Forks is having a huge call for artwork for their convention! They’re not only looking for Twilight-related art, but anything that is literature or sci-fi related. Check out more info here (I’ll be there in a few months too!).

– I received a deluge of emails insisting I keep people updated on my book, though in deference to those who come here for Twilight only I’ll compromise and keep them short. Today, I just finished some awesome new Bran Hambric widgets, and loads of cool downloads you can use on your site! Check them out at BranFans.com.


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122 Responses

  1. Death

    Are you fucking retarded? He just said anything except Twilight. Read before commenting dumbass.

  2. KalebNation

    You *do* know that when we hover over your icon, it shows that you're the same person who left the previous three comments as Jude, Brian and Death?

  3. KalebNation

    Ha ha ha! Sleepless in Forks. You must be a long-time reader 🙂

  4. Jonathan

    I'm currently reading Eclipse for the first time and I'm happy to say I'm a guy. I think the series is pretty cool. And I really woudn't know what they would watch, probably something old and romantic. Edward would probably pick because from what I could tell, Bella would pick some horror zombie flick. 🙂

  5. inzaratha

    Bella probably would pick some horror flick and Edward would probably think she'd want to watch heathcliff and catherine.

  6. tia_jb10

    they would love breaking dawn of course they live happly forever after and everything works out and its about them its the best story ever or at least if i was bella thats wat i would wanna see , from the saga anyway.

  7. Tracy

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    – harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire <—– ;D

  8. Jessica Rudy

    From what I understand no one lives on Isle Isme, that's why she (Bella) heard a boat motor. I suspect the cleaning crew comes from a relatively close neighboring island. Otherwise that probably would lead to some interesting questions 😀

  9. babybott330

    I agree with you. No one lives on the island. Carlisle bought the whole island for Esme, hence its' name. It's also eluded that the cleaning crew is aware that the owners are vampires, vampires are meant to be feared, and that they pretty much get on and off Isle Esme as quickly as possible. Those poor cleaners, you have to feel bad for them. LOL

  10. Traveller_Adventure

    Great post, really help me alot. Thanks.

    Cheers,
    Gof Putting

  11. alexandriawagner

    haha very funny i would enjoy something that would get on edwards nerves (team jacob) but funny…

  12. alexandriawagner

    i think they would enjoy watching the time travelers wife or dear john

  13. ummhedaya

    sorry, I know this was posted like ages ago… still though… its sooo funny!!!

  14. zZidk im 11Zz

    things like the notebook, boy in striped pajamas [although im sure edward was alive to see all that stuff happen lawl] and such of course edward wouldnt enjoy romeo and juliet as you know [haha] it all depends on what typeof guy edward is [obivouslyno some perv x} o.O i hope] but yeh most likely romantics 😀

  15. Raysangel1973

    I believe that vampires being able to swim very well was discussed in both Twilight and New Moon (Twilight with Carlile swimming the English Channel and in New Moon when Jacob mentioned how Victoria had the advantage over the warewolfs in the water).

  16. Raysangel1973

    I believe that vampires being able to swim very well was discussed in both Twilight and New Moon (Twilight with Carlile swimming the English Channel and in New Moon when Jacob mentioned how Victoria had the advantage over the warewolfs in the water).

  17. K Pannell

    Titanic. I seem to like the idea of Bella beginning an argument with Edward using Titanic as a reason to make her a vampire. But maybe thats just me…….

  18. Camille

    Breaking Dawn

  19. Groovydakota

    romeo and juliet <3

  20. TaNyA

    probley Pearl Harbor , memories kinda for Edward and then the love triangle?

  21. Kpstepan

    i think that they would watch rest stop…

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