Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 5 (Isle Esme)

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1. Priceless.

2. That's really all we get? C'mon Kaleb! I was so looking forward to your thoughts on this chapter!

3. Ok that was hilarious. 😀

4. LOL!

5. omg kaleb! comeon! you need to say something! rant! complain! something! its going to just get alot weirder from here! trustt meee. and i think in the end you'll ultimately be disappointed by the last book, tho i know youll never admit it.

6. LMAO.
   Alright that is amazing!

7. ROTFL!!!!!!! Great job Kaleb. However I would have to agree that you really should comment on this chapter. And you really should have a song for this chapter. How about Barry White's “Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby”? That would really describe this chapter adequately and set the mood for this chapter. What do you say Kaleb?

8. hahahahahaha I love it! I'd love a song for it though…. maybe “lets get it on” by Marvin Gaye?

9. HAHAHAHAHA

10. lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face

11. lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face it must have been priceless, i have to admit, it was pretty awkward after the humorus feather comment, lol oh well it could have been much worse lol, just be happy that she is a mormon, and won't describe things like that in graphic detail.

12. AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh poor Kaleb lol. I enjoyed the chapter, but then again I am a girl lol. In fact, I use the quotes: “Why am I covered in feathers?” “I bit a pillow…or two” frequently on various websites for my signature lol.

    And that picture of your eyebrow raising always freaks me out. I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if the picture actually moved.

13. *laughing my butt off*
    Best. Post. Ever.
    LOL!

14. KALEB NOOOO!!! I was so looking forward to what you would have to say about this chapter!!!! Ahhh! This was like one of the best chapters ever!

15. ME TOO!! LOL

16. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    *can't stop laughing*
    You are made of WIN! LOLOLOLOLOL~
    This post is epic!

17. you know, i never thought about how awkward this chapter would be for a guy to read… unless he liked romance, which some guys do. at the time of reading i was just thinking “no, don't fade to black before the good stuff!” ah, not even a lengthy description of edward naked *sigh*. lol!
    oooh…if you want really awkward, you should read some of the fanfiction lemons that are of this chapter 😀

18. I can't even tell you how hard i was laughing…. =D

    I really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really, (how many really's is that?) wish I could of seen you're face when you read Chapter 5!

19. lol u r SO HILARIOUS!!! although ihave to say that i do know how u must feel that chapter was pretty awkward….. =)

20. LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I loved this post!!!

21. LMAO. I knew it.
    What do you people expect him to say?
    We know what happened.
    Unless..you wanted him to tell you why Edward had to bite pillows.
    *awkward*

    Wait, did someone just tell Kaleb to go read fanfic LEMONS!?
    hahahahahahahahahaha

22. same here. he should have totally recorded himself reading this chapter! it would have been super funny.

23. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow…. Shortest chapter post ever! Is that really all you have to say about it??? Come on!!! I thought that you would've at least commented on the pillow! 😀

24. haha. man! i was hoping you really had something more to say about it! lol. i was thinking the same thing at first, but theni started thinking, i bet bella looked hot in that stu… only thing is…its very difficult for me to envision that.

25. lol Kaleb XP

26. LOL! Amazing post!
    Awesome picture with the eyebrow thing. 🙂

27. Haha. And let the awkwardness that makes a frequent appearance in breaking dawn commence. I think, as others have suggested, you should make a video in parody of you reading this chapter. I'm sure that would, at the very least, be a sufficient replacement for your actual commentary. Lolz.

28. Oh come on Kaleb, you're more mature than this. They're a married couple BEYOND being madly in love, you KNOW this. What did you expect? Stephenie kept it PG for the younger readers, although a 23 year old woman like myself was a bit disappointed, I figured a young man like yourself wouldn't feel AWKWARD reading this chapter. You definetely surprised me (and slightly disappointed me) with this post.

29. You forgot the chapter song! I suggest 'Rock the Casbah.' 😀

30. HAHAHA =]

31. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just think of the legions of fans who were just WAITING for you to read this chapter. PRECIOUS. And LOL at Tara.Seanan. Rock the Casbah. xD

32. LMAO
    I was wondering what you would do at this chapter…
    Ah, priceless.

33. LOL oh man who knew something that simple would make me laugh that much??!!

    & I agree with Samantha KL…VIDEO POST!!!!

34. *first look* ……. hehehehe *falls of chair laughing*

    this has made my whole twilight experience.

35. jajajajaja, I just can imagine your face while you were reading it, must be priceless “I have nothing more to say about that.” jajajaja. But well for me was one of the best chapters of this sequel

36. LOL, isn't that the same photo you used for Chapter 20 of Eclipse?

    Come on. We've all been waiting for you to read this, the least you can do is comment on something. Isn't there SOMETHING you can make fun of? You cannot tell us you honestly have nothing to say about this chapter. Is wasn't even like the wedding night was all that happened in chapter 5.
    And anyway, was it really THAT bad? Stephenie didn't even go into detail! Surely as a writer (and a reader) you've come across worse.
    Well, whatever. You know we'll all forgive you eventually 🙂

37. lol!!!that was like ur best post ever lol!!!and that was pretty much the face i made when i was reading it….can u say AWKWARD!!!

38. Hahaha, finally you read that chapter. xP
    But your post was quite short though..

39. Awkward!? What!?
    Hahahaha!
    It would have been awkward had there been a play by play! I thought that Stephenie Meyer handled it really well. She managed to… Give the readers what they wanted, I guess? Without going into the details which would have made it very awkard. I thought she handled it very tastefully.
    It makes me laugh, though. Because one of my friends reacted like you. Absolute crack up! Brilliant!

40. Awww! hehehehe. Aww come on! You have to have a little more input then “awkward.”

41. P.S. I agree with Brogan. This chapter was handled very well. And my friends reacted like you too, lol.

42. HAHAHA.
    Nice, Kaleb. xDxD

43. Kalebbbb! I've been waiting for you to read this chapter for like 4 months! Come on man! I'm off to read you're next post, you better have posting something about it there! Still lmao i would have loved to see your face!

44. Kaleb I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to reading something, not just akward. You have to say SOMETHING. I would have thought you would've at least responded to Edward's reaction in the morning. And what about Bella's reaction to his? Oh well I guess. I love this chapter & I'm glad to see you have Chapter 6 up too.

45. I am seriously not surprised…although I had to go back and figure out what happened to chapter 5!!

    Thought you might be just a little uncomfortable!!! But, you have to admit, it could have been a lot worse!!

46. lmao lmao, i agree with Heather. i did a double-take when your eyebrow moved, i thought i was seeing things XD
    ikr?? but after coming across tons of missing-scene fanfics in the internet, i was glad SM made it a fade-to-black thing. it wasn't so *awkward* after the initial shock of actually reading it faded.
    but, really, you NEED to write an actual post for this chapter. i can just imagine the lulz when we read it. guess it isn't really a guy thing, though, eh?

47. hahah! i have to admit i'm a little disappointed but not at all shocked by the length of the post for this specific chapter…i agree with Jamaica…Stephenie did her best to make as least awkward as possible by just ending it. lol
    i really couldn't wait until you go to this chapter and it was probably one of the most anticipated blog posts in the history of the world lol
    but i think we all really wanna hear what you actually think about it (and not just THAT part) give us SOMETHING!!!
    but this post still made me laugh…alot… 🙂

48. lmao! I feel the same way.

49. I concur.

50. That Is Why I Dont Want My Mother To Read It. Lol. Bless You! I Think One Word Sums It Up For All Of Us 😉

    Cya,
    Poppy. x