Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 5 (Isle Esme)

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1. Hilarious!! Love the eyebrow!

2. HAHAH Kaleb wow thats funny!!

3. Ha ha ha seriously, I didn't know what else to say here 😛

4. I totally should have filmed me reading this. It was really epic, honestly. You would have laughed endlessly 😛

5. Say that you will actually write about this chapter somewhere else and only e-mail it to mature audiences 😀

6. Come on Kaleb! I've dying for you to get to this book and here you are slacking on the job lol. Stephenie didn't even give us anything she only implied that sex happened…..why wont you comment??? LOL I really wanna here your input. Even so thats hilarious.

7. You have to understand right now, I'm extremely tired.

   But when I saw this post I practically rolled off my chair laughing.

   Definetly the best post ever…you should have filmed it.

8. Oh, wow!! Oh my heck, Kaleb, the hilarity just rolls off of you nonstop!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Why am I not surprised? That is too funny! No song either? Seems strange. Seriously, for the comment above about the song, seriously listen to the song “Heaven Here” by Dashboard Confessional. Absolutely perfect. Anyway, not important.

   Awkward!! So fantastic! And the “Uh…” statement afterward just made me laugh harder. Simply the cherry on top!

9. I've got a song… “i'm too sexy”

10. noooooooo! i demand a real post!

11. Oh, poor Kaleb! Yeah, I for some reason have always just favored Jacob, so even though this part of the book was amazing, I had wished it was Jacob being described, not Edward. Although, it wasn't painful reading his description. I really don't have a favorite of all the guys in Twilight, but my favorite character period, would have to be Jacob, because I can relate most to Jacob. But I have to say, this was an extremely hilariously hysterical post. (If that made sense, it's like 1:30 A.M.?) Yup. But I would have killed to see your face when you were reading this chapter. ROTFL! on the eyebrow thing, that was perfect. I was sitting in class when I read that chapter and my friend Sid had already read the book, I looked at her and made that exact face when I finished that chapter, and she started busting out laughing and my English teacher was just staring at us totally confused! It was hysterical! You kinda had to be there though. Yup, so I get how you feel. Truly, I do.

12. hahaha

    I cannot believe you just did that.
    A post saying you have nothing to say.

    ROFL xD

13. HILARIOUS xD !!
    Just the look on your face says it all ROFL

14. LOL!! xD
    yeah, definitely best post ever!! ha, jk…. o_o (i want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOL
    aw, c'mon! you could do better than this, say smth funny ect.
    i was laughing so hard while i was reading that chapter, it's just hilarious!
    i mean, actually it's more funny than awkward
    so you should comment on it!!!
    anyways, luv u!! ^^

15. I have to say, I'm not at all surprised about this post. This is probably one of my favorite chapters in the whole series and I wasn't really expecting you to elaborate on it much but that picture along with the big AWKWARD was priceless! Too funny. I really do feel bad for you because Breaking Dawn is probably the most awkward book in the series for a guy to read. One suggestion for a song for this chapter: Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer. lol

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17. You're really funny Kaleb! But I wonder what you really thought of that chapter…. ^___^ Yeah, Your Body is a Wonderland is a good song for this chapter, or I'll Make Love To You by Boys 2 Men.

18. It's so funny that I wanted to see your reaction to this chapter. I get onto the site and… I bust out laughing.
    Gosh, I wish I could've seen your face!
    You know, I wanted your insight, and this says everything.

    Thanks for making my day! 🙂

19. A-hem…I'm a guy…Yeah I've read all 4 books…I and a couple of other boys who've read this book (yes, girls are not the only people who read this series!) all feel the same way Kaleb does. I WOULD NEVER POST A REVIEW ON THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER IF I WAS KALEB!! Don't worry Kaleb…Those boys out there have got your back!
    ~Zack~
    Yeah, and by the way, I'm 12…

20. Akward turtle…

21. Best. Summary. Ever.
    Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing.

22. Awwwww! You totally should have recorded your reaction!
    I would pre-order 15 of your books and force all of my friends to read them if you would have a video of this! Seriously!

    Anyway, this has to be my favorite post ever. XD

23. Awww. Poor Kaleb. Ha ha.

    I would actually want further insight though.

24. LOL. Ive been waiting for like FOREVER for ur post….and actually im not surprised it wasnt very long. LOL. Dont worry kaleb, we are mature enough to hear atleast SOME insight on it. lol. Oh well. Im still looking foward to other blogs!!

    vivs!!!

25. lol lol lol lol XD

26. nice post hehe

27. Internet: 15 $ per month
    Spinning chair: 40$
    This post: Priceless.

    ROFLLC

28. i guess i don't blame you.
    i probly wouldn't want to write a review either, i mean, its their HONEYMOON for gosh sakes. XP!
    Very funny anyway!!
    🙂
    P.S. this is the gnome emote <:)>

29. best chapter….

    and super best post!!!!!

    go kaleb go……..

    though my stomach is really aching because of the laughter
    im disappointed that there's no further illumination
    but the others were right
    were all matured enough to this!

    though the scene wasn't elaborated by meyer
    the thought was there…

    lol

    : P

    p.s. You could post the eyebrows again…
    beware of the upcoming chapter……

    SURPRISE!

30. well………yeah! LOL that's really what i thought when i read this chapter! my mouth fall wide open for about 2 minutes!
    and i'm a girl! OMG!
    BEST post ever!
    LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD

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32. Hahaha. It's such a good chapter. What I wouldn't give to go to Isle Esme with Edward. Actually, I think I'd prefer to go there with Rob Pattinson. I'm much more attracted to him. Lol.

33. Oh, I did want you to film it! I commented that once. However, I did predict beforehand that you would do exactly this: post the AWKWARD picture and leave it at that. You're so funny.

34. My goodness. That would have been epic. Im laughing so hard just imaging it hahaha…

35. NO, I think you can use “I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach”

36. I think I have a better idea for a song…
    “I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach”
    lmao I always thought that it fit perfectly…

37. omg! lol true dat! lol

38. same here! lol

39. i like how she's not telling you everything and you are so funny kaleb

40. heyyyyy sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this chap cuz it is akward and you r loooking!!!!!!! poop you

41. heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! im wasnt looking i was laghing at you lol i loveeeee cheese

42. how could you be laughing at me spelling awkward wrong when you could not see what i was spelling in the first place!!!!!!!!

43. you know what i know where you sleep at night yo

44. you know what i know where you sleep at night yo

45. ….it's the 21st century, what's there to feel awkward about? they don't even describe what happens! they just wake up and we assume the deed was done…sure its all grotesquely romantic to you, but things can be learned from this potently girly chapter…at least for dudes, cuz us girls know wassup. 😛

46. LOL!!!!

47. rip off…give me my one dollar back…..

48. I had the Same reaction!!! XD

49. WHAT? OH NO.
    I READ ALL YOUR POST JUST TO WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENT ON THIS CHAPTER!
    lmao

50. lol 🙂