Month: May 2009

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 9 (Sure As Hell Didn’t See That One Coming)

The song for this chapter is Remember by Big Dismal

Today is the start of that glorious time known as Summer Break, in which my free time increases rapidly only to be immediately filled again even more rapidly. As pointed out regularly in my complaint-mail, at the current rate of reading I might finish Breaking Dawn in a matter of 9 months. But that was the old Kaleb. THIS IS THE NEW KALEB WRITING. New, as in, suddenly realizing it is time to get down to business and start reading more, faster, and more often. Shorter posts? Perhaps. But more often? Heck yes.

The whole hiding-food thing that Jacob and Billy have to do when Paul is around is no strange thing to me. I grew up in a house with

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 8 (Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already)

The song for this chapter is Mr. Brightside by PlayRadioPlay [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mrbrightside.mp3] I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to be feeling well! Even though it’s only really been a few days, I’m one of those people who has to be doing something all the time or else feels they’ve lost touch with everything, and thus […]

Almost Better

I’m finally into that last stage of being sick, where it’s mostly coughing and sore sides because of it. This is an obvious sign of Not-Swine-Flu. We can celebrate. Meanwhile, due to bedridden boredom but lack of energy, I’ve been trying to update things. The F.A.Q. page has been completely updated and moved, to be […]

David Slade Is Not Out To Ruin Eclipse

I’m writing this from my sick bed, so pardon any errors or bouts with madness throughout. For those of you who haven’t kept up with this story from the beginning, David Slade, who is set to direct the Eclipse film, Twittered a few comments about Twilight a while back, along the lines of: “Twilight drunk? […]

Out Sick

I get this every year from school finals stress and seasons changing. It’s not swine flu, so nobody panic. I’ll still Twitter from bed anyhow, so you won’t miss anything. I’ll be back later this week. –Kaleb