Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 17 (What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have)
The song for this chapter is Shape Of My Heart by Sting [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shapeofmyheart.mp3] I am slowly becoming convinced that the above illustration is an accurate representation of how these chapters got to be named. I’m actually quite enjoying these long chapter titles, despite the fact that they span multiple lines across my screen and thus […]
Has The Robert Pattinson Craze Gone Too Far?
For all of you who were wondering why Robert Pattinson closes his Myspaces, has no Twitter or Facebook, and covers his face and runs when even well-intentioned fans try to ask for an autograph: Can’t see it? Click here. There is now so much fear for his safety that the studio executives have recently increased […]
Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 16 (Too-Much-Information Alert)
The song for this chapter is All I Need by Within Temptation [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/allineed.mp3] When a chapter in the Twilight Saga explicitly warns me ahead of time with the title “Too-Much-Information Alert” I can’t help but shudder. After all, if all the other Too-Much-Information scenes I have endured (namely: almost every scene on Isle Esme) were […]
Irresistible by Oh, Hush!
Can’t see it? Click here. I just discovered Oh, Hush! this morning. I see online petitions bearing the words ‘Oh, Hush!’ and ‘For the New Moon Soundtrack’ in this band’s future (added: like most people are thinking, it wouldn’t fit for the movie of course, but there’s always that crazy song they put in the […]
Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 15 (Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock)
The song for this chapter is Rebirthing by Skillet [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rebirthing.mp3] After being greatly amused that it is considered national news when Stephenie closed her Myspace* I have come to the conclusion that the entertainment industry at large will now report on any and all stories that contain the words Twilight, Stephenie, Meyer, Robert, or Pattinson. […]