Reading New Moon: Chapter 11 (Cult)
The song for this chapter is Like A Knife by Secondhand Serenade (suggested by Julia) [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/likeaknife.mp3] Most of you have probably noticed by now that this week is a bit crooked, and I’m posting on Tuesday when I should have posted on Monday. This is due to the fact that I turned my book edits […]
Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)
So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a […]
Reading New Moon: Chapter 10 (The Meadow)
The song for this chapter is The Howling by Within Temptation (suggested by Stephanie) [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/thehowling.mp3] Many of you have probably noticed that I have a set of words that I use often (abhor, abysmal, etc…). For some reason, certain words just stick with me. But I have never in my life had the opportunity to […]
My Multitude of Excuses
Wow, a post on Wednesday…and a new Youtube video! In this one, I come very close to answering the eternal question: What happens when a vampire bites a gnome? Shocking! If anybody can tell what exactly I said at :05, please tell me, because I can’t make it out either 😉 . I think I’ll […]
TwilightGuys Report: Twilight Saved Him From Class
TWILIGHT SAVED HIM FROM CLASS So I had been hearing about Twilight for months. I mean MONTHS. I couldn’t escape the book. Every friend that I had that was a girl was raving about it. It was so irritating. They all kept telling me how much I would love the book. How much I was […]