Some Guys Will Never Learn

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1. what a d(snort)bag

   Who cares – your awesome for reading it Kaleb!..I’m still trying to convince my guy friends to read it so well done

2. Well Kaleb, that guy is just and IDIOT! You’re the most awesome guy I know, who is brave enough to tell the world that he read’s Twilight:)

3. Kaleb, marry me.
   Well, I bet he wishes he was half as funny as you are, but not everyone was born with the gift of intelligence and open-mindness.
   Keep the idiocy, GJ! You’ve messed with a furious Twilight-fanatic mob.

4. His illiteracy and arrogance is quite amusing. He spends time commenting something he probably doesn’t care about for his own amusement, so don’t even bother listening to such a pig! Your website has broaden new angles and gives support to an amazing piece of literature, so just keep your head up. I look forward to see your comments on the next Twilight chapters, they seem to brighten my day just a little bit.

5. How dare this (snort)ing (snort)hole say something like this?! Don’t listen to him! If he don’t like Twilight, he shouldn’t visit sites about it!
   You are a funny guy and he is just jealous about the fact that so many girls like you!^^
   He will never get a girlfriend again b/c he’s so stupid!!!

6. HA!

   Kaleb, you obviously have an incredible sense of humor (as we’ve already seen in your previous posts), but now we know that you can easily shrug off the misspelled and grammatically incorrect rants of guys who take the time to make ridiculous (but curiously heated) comments about a book that is apparently so stupid that people want to burn it.

   Thanks for breaking the mold and giving this excellent piece of literature a chance!
   We love being able to follow you on your journey! Looking forward to hearing from you again soon…

7. I once read a fanfic description where the author warned, “Flames will be laughed at with friends.” In this case, I think this flamer is being laughed at by TONS and TONS of Twilight fans!

   Kudos to you for shrugging off the stupidity. ^_^

8. Well someone didn’t wake up on the right side of the bed did they…

9. Kaleb… Can you please give us fan’s his email address? we are good at behaving like a mob 😀 We could easily hunt him down!

   (ask MTV about the cameo reaction and MSN about the Stephenie “miller” incident or even slashfilms when they called us all teens.)

10. Hi Kaleb! Its good to know that you get feedback from the most educated, well spoken men. Like all good jokes, he really made me laugh. Hard. AT him. Keep up the good work. We appreciate YOU!

11. Kaleb, don’t listen to him your a wonderful man for reading such an amazing book, and you will better yourself by learning from the all fabulous Edward (my love). He should be more careful about posting anything horrible about Twilight, he’ll have a humongous mob at his door( if we only knew where that is). So keep reading. I love your site, and my brothers is reading the saga also, and he likes it as well, he’s almost to Eclipse.

12. haha!

    Well, isn’t he an angry little man.
    Wow.
    It’s such a shame that some guys can’t get past their selfish pride to enjoy a good story. 🙁

    Look forward to seeing the next post. Thanks for making us all laugh!

13. He might be the big manly man trolling you, but which one of you has hundreds of girls checking out his blog every day? 😉

14. I must say I think it is awesome that you are reading the book!! The guy that sent this to you is just a loser!! Hope you are enjoying the book =)

15. Haha, that was funny. That guy is REALLY insecure. A guy like that will always get laughed at, while a guy like you…well, i think the above comments make it pretty clear: women want REAL men, not snobbering little babbies.
    Oh yes, and i agree Magpie; could you please send his email address? 🙂

16. well.
    he seems to be upset.
    i think he was the one that got
    dumped over a book.

    ba ha ha ha.

    serves him right. 😀

    i love the fact that you’re reading the book. it’s great.

    go kaleb.!

17. Well he was a *head. Well Kaleb, I am happy that you are not a stupid guy like him. He was an even bigger jerk emailing you that. Keep up the reading, and I hope that you enjoy it very much.

    p.s.
    I think that GJ’s girlfriend should dump his stupid self.

18. Hahahahahaha, amazing! I feel sort of guilty laughing at things like this. I mean, I’m sure they meant to make a difference and didn’t mean it as a joke, but, really? Too funny.

19. This guy has some serious issues. But whatever, that’s his problem, right? =)
    We all love the fact that you’re reading this book!

    You’re amazing Kaleb! & I love your sense of humor 😉

20. Pure Comic Genius. Graphic and all.

21. wow I am so glad that guys like that (who sent that delightful comment to Twilight Guy) are left in the world for girls like me to pick as potential boyfriends… see the vast choices I am left with? *rolls eyes*

22. Geez who’s this creep think he is? If you wanna be reading Twilight, that’s your choice! Haha, good point, Amy, about the hundreds of girls 😉

23. My jaw dropped in astonishment at that pathetic excuse for an email. For someone with such a luck of intelligence I’m surprised the boy (let’s call him illiterate fool shall we?) managed to get a girlfriend in the first place. Where as here thousands of girls visit the Twilight Guy eager for the next rambles of a Twilighter-in-making. Keep up the good work. =]

24. I see you’ve met the “twi-haters” . . . LOL! Yes, they are out there but fear not for they are quickly becoming the minority! Especially with people like you popping up!

25. Well…I think his intelligence was made perfectly clear by his lovely use of grammar and spell check…some people will never learn.
    😉
    Keep at it, Twilight Guy. Your musings are intelligent and witty.

26. a guy that dumps his girl friend when she makes him read a book isn’t a guy to, SO THERE.

    lol, I love it how you placate haters. it’s hilarious how you make fun of this! XD

27. WOW, some people have no class. What a jerk. And I totally agree with Amy!

28. OMGSH!! what an idiot, don’t listen to stupid neanthertals like this one, I enjoy and love your site. I bet his idea of a date includes bopping a girl on the head with a club and dragging her to his cave by the hair. stupid macho unsecured guys, they believe that they have prove their masculinity every minute of the day. I loath guys like this.

29. wow. what a jerk. He’s definitely insecure…..

30. Hahaha. Well, wow, I definitely wouldn’t be offended by someone who said they “red” Twilight.

    Keep it up – I love hearing what you have to say!

31. It’s quite funny if you think about it. He’s not MAN enough to read the book so he’ll bash anyone who has the guts to read Twilight.

    Overall very funny and very entertaining.

    and by the way….. you rock Kaleb and I’m glad you don’t listen to idiots like that. ^_^

32. I don’t think I need to say much more than what has already been said, ditto. LOL. All my love for being a guy reading twilight and having an honest perspective vs. not even finishing it and ranting about how bad it was. My friend and I are starting a myspace and pod cast not just about squealing like a couple of little girls about the books and movie but about observing the book from a literary point of view, as we are both English majors. We will be comparing the books to other famous pieces of literature and a few other things. We will be opening our site and starting our podcasts next week. I hope you take a look at it I will post a link asap. Have fun with the next chapter!!

33. its actually sad how he took the time to write that. its crazy how ppl let the littlest things get to them. my 2 cents, he needs professional help 🙂

34. lol…how ironic. Starts the letter with “dear Kaleb” then goes “snorting” everywhere.
    this guy needs serious psychiatric help. Kaleb, you rock for reading Twilight!!

35. Wow. I think that’s all that needs to be said. And I totally agree with Meg about the level of his intellect. You don’t have to read Twilight (though you should, if you want to amount to anything in life) but you do need to learn to speak (and write) using proper English.

36. What did Msn and slashfilms do? I didn’t hear about that one…

37. Spell check anyone? I’m glad you’re making light of this Kaleb because it really is hilarious, and ridiculous. Jealousy is an unattractive thing isn’t it?

38. Hmm…he says you’re a bad writer, yet misspells half the words…interesting. This guy sounds like he has real class
    (snort snort)

39. Hahahaha that’s so funny! That guy is just jealous cause now you have something to talk to a 6 million girls about

40. “What the (snort snort) is wrong with you?!”
    …..bahahahahahaha. i about died from that. Wow. That guy is an idoit. I find it very manly that you are a…man who is admitting to reading Twilight and loving every minute of it. Great job! And keep reading! It gets sooo much better!

41. You know what they say about when you point a finger, there are three pointing back at you? I pity him. I guess he doesn’t realize that someone who rites lke tihs doesn’t have enough credibility to offend anyone.

42. Wooooow. Seriously? Is he serious?
    I’m sorry, please excuse me, I have to laugh a bit at that.
    Good thing you know how to take a good joke, because that must be a joke. Are there people like that who really exist!?

43. Haha,
    All I have to say is…Will you marry me?

44. ill read your book!

    that guy has problems i cant believe he has a girlfriend and knows how to read…

    your like my 2 hero next to Stephenie of course!!

45. that guys just a idiot if he thinks the books so stuped then why douse he read a blog about it?

    I think your great for reading twilight and your writings great I love reading your reactions to things in the book.

    I’ve tried to get some guys to read twilight but they wouldn’t do you have any tips?

46. okay, so if this guy hates the book so much, how does he know about this website??

    sounds like someone likes the book more than he let on.

47. wow that guy is an idiot. other than the fact he said he wanted to burn twilight, he cant even write the word reading. he wrote “reding”! Reding? no. and anyone who says twilight stinks has to read the whole book first. nothing important happens in the 1st chapter that has anything to do with the remainder of the book. and your book will be great Kaleb..don’t worry about that obnoxious pig-no pun intended.

48. oh and I bet he didnt even get passed the first page of the first cahpter

    My impression of whoever he is:
    “In the OLY..olympi…Olympic pennin?…peninsula….ahh too many big words!” *turns to girlfriend “why did you just try to kill me with big words? your getting dumped!!!”

49. What an idiot. I like how he cares about guys reading Twilight. He needs to learn how to spell.

    Kaleb, I think that it’s extremely hawt (yes with a “aw” in it) for you to be reading Twilight.

50. wow what a effin a-hole…. He really needs to understand that a majority of society is obsessed with these books (best books ever written in my opinion) and that if he disses the book there WILL be people after him…… i think that u-kaleb are a REAL man for trying to understand what we (twihards) are so dazzled by…. you reading the books proves a point….. there are real men in society and thats what us girls really want, someone understanding….keep up the good work reading twilight…..just ignore the dumba’s who send you crap like that one dude did..u know u r so much better than him….he needs serious help….