Some Guys Will Never Learn (II)

by Kaleb Nation

OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED
ANYTHING OR LISTENED BUT (HEEHAW) YOUR (HEEHAW) IS STILL HERE!
AND YOU PUT MY (HEEHAW)ING EMAIL ON YOR SITE!!! YOU KNOW I COUD
PROLLY SUE YOU FOR THAT SINCE YOU DID NOT ASK TO PUT IT UP, IDIOT
(HAW)ING (NEIGH).

YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE
NO GUY WOULD PICK UP THIS (SNORT)ING (HEEHAW), BTW I SAW IT ON SOME
GIRLS DESK YD AND SO I PICKED IT UP AND JUST OPENED IT, AND THERE
WAS SOME (NEIGH) ABOUT EDWARD AND LIKE HIS SUPER HOT FACE AND
OTHER CRAP. I WENT OMFG AND WANTED TO RIP THE BOOK UP. IT IS JUST SO
STUPID AND NO WONDER A LADY WROTE IT SINCE ANY GUY WHO ACTS LIKE
EDWARD IS EITHER STUPID OR A (HEEHAW)ING MORON WITH NO (HEEHAW)S.
YOU GO TELL ALL YOUR ‘MILLIONS OF FANS” (yeah right to (name removed) like
you caleb has anywher near, most of twilight guy fans are proll y
guys cause calebs a (HEEHAW) and i get more girls than this (HEEHAW) caleb guy) TO JUST GO ON DREAMING CAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
EDWARD (HEEHAW)ING CULLEN! AND THAT (name removed) GIRL WOULD PROLLY BEG ME TO
(HEEHAW) WIT HER SO SHUT UP.

SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING
SWARE I WILL SUE YOU!!! O AND SO U NOW MY GF CALLED WANTING ME BACK
BUT I SAID (HAW) BECAUSE NOW I KNOW ANYBODY WHO READ TWILIGHT IS
A FREAK. THAT MEANS U TOO KALEB (HEEHAW)ING TWILIGHTGUY FREAKIN
PUNK(HAW) (HEEHAW)!

We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.

I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.

I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?

ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.

409 Responses

Rene Hudson says:

April 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I counted 16! And he spells your name wrong. WOW! What a jerk. Some guys just can't handle how much of a success twilight is. So they search for twilight sites? That makes so much sense. HA! I love your site! 😀

I can't even believe this character had a girl friend!
Rachel M. says:

April 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm

I know that this little contest was over quite a while ago, but I just wanted to say something:
I was having a terrible day, and I came to this page to cheer me up. XD It worked. I just find something incredibly humorous about epic spelling fails such as this.
Thanks for all of the entertaining posts, Kaleb!
Madison says:

April 25, 2009 at 10:18 pm

Kaleb,
you are so cool to be able to laugh this stuff off. I would be utterly hurt and angry. You have a really great since of humor. 🙂
liana says:

June 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Kaleb,
I just love what you wrote. Some people would get so mad at this (neigh). (including me)
But you just totally let it slide off you and make a great joke out of it. When i read what you wrote about offering him
a shirt i nearly died laughing.
hmm allow me to relate to him.
Im sure we coud prolly goto ur house and kik ur dumm (neigh)…
you're wonderful, Kaleb
Continue on with your legacy.
Haley_Mae says:

October 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm

OKAY DUDE We get it, you don't like the book, but that is no effing reason to bash others because they do. It's just a book get over. Jeez.
Mallory says:

February 14, 2010 at 10:08 pm

Oh yes GJ. Why would any woman ever want a nice, sensitive, selfless, caring, intelligent, articulate, well mannered gentleman like Edward Cullen when we could have a brainless, know it all, clueless, chauvinistic pig like you? I repent of my former feelings towards Edward Cullen. Your wonderful letter has turned me around completely. Honestly!
Mallory says:

February 15, 2010 at 2:08 am

Oh yes GJ. Why would any woman ever want a nice, sensitive, selfless, caring, intelligent, articulate, well mannered gentleman like Edward Cullen when we could have a brainless, know it all, clueless, chauvinistic pig like you? I repent of my former feelings towards Edward Cullen. Your wonderful letter has turned me around completely. Honestly!
Mickey Not Mouse says:

August 10, 2010 at 9:29 pm

LMAO forget spelling mistakes! OH GRAMMER POLICE! WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! lol

–Mickey
Ari says:

January 23, 2011 at 5:51 pm

LOL! What a loser! You rock, Kaleb!