A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: He Read 300 Pages in 2 Hours



“Imagine calling your girlfriend one day and being told “OH MY GAWD you have got to read these books the guy is absolutely amzing hes perfect ahhh i just love edward!”

That was my world. and any guy will tell you its not fun being compared to another dude. It continued for weeks and months and more weeks about how awsome these “vampire books” were; and how much i absolutely had to read them.

She would start to tell me about a certain part and then stop all of 3 words into the story because she didnt want to ruin the book for me (mind you i had zero intention of reading some love book as i am an avid Tom Clancy fan and my more action oriented books were alot more appealing to me.)

We go to the theatre one night and the opening line of the trailer which is “How long have you been 17?” and my girl absolutely flips out. im talking falling out of the chair. That night she tells me (aka forces) im going to read these book and shows up to class the next day and shoved it into my hands. Being that we didnt have another class together i was basically forced to take it…

So i finally make it home and reluctantly sit down open the book and started reading…and reading and reading and reading and reading… In the next 2 hours i read 300 pages.. which i have done for every book since then (yes i have read New moon and Eclipse).

Yes i loved them , and i actually did understand the infatuation with Edward (as absoultely awfully weird as that sounds coming from me, a guy) and yes, i despise Jacob with a passion. The plus side to all this is that i only have to wait less than a month till Breaking Dawn comes out. I’ve got a bet going with my girlfriend that i will finish the book first… of course, shes going to cheat and take the next 2 days off from work just to read.

So yes, I’m a guy ive read all of the twilight books (including the midnight sun first chapter on Stephenie Meyer’s website) and i love the books.”

Submitted by J.D.

This fellow in particular made me feel a bit odd for taking so long to read the books 😀 He gets a t-shirt for free from Twilightteez.com for his story!



68 Responses

  1. wow what a nice story.
    so i suppose he will go see the movie at the premiere with his girlfriend.pretty cute story.

  2. Wow 2 hrs? i am very impressed. it took me 2 days!

    A bit of topic, but did the site just go down there for a minute? it might of just been my very old and slow computer….

  3. Haha. That guy’s story is the exact same way I got my husband to read the books. Though, he’s not as excited as I am about the new book and movie.

    I’m not too sure how fast a reader I am. I remember that I finished the 4th Harry Potter book in a single day, and each of the Twilight books in a single day.. but I didn’t time myself.

  4. 300pages/120min.
    that would mean he read 2.5 pages a minute! NO ONE reads that fast. LIAR, LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE!!!

  5. I almost fell out of my seat the first time that i saw the preview for it…good times.
    Anyway i hope that J.D. beats his girlfriend at reading the book, i like his story best.

  6. OK Sarah, i just read your comments.
    I am a pasifist, i am switzerland as Bella, and i NEVER choose sides; for this one instance though i choose Edwards side. Jacob is horrible, he is trying to force Bella to love him, he’s trying to make her choose, which is something that Edward has never done.

  7. remindes me of when i heard a trailer starting with hitlers voice (my language arts teacher was OBSSESD with the fact that we wouldnt understands anne frank if we didnt know about the holocaust WE WENT OVER THE STUPID HOLOCAUST FOR WEEKS)i was with my friend who also had her as a teacher and we both just froze for abuot 10 sec. till we finally started to almost cry from the thought of ANOTHER movie about the STUPID holocaust I am SO sick of it, any way GO TWILIGHT BOO JACOB HATERS JACOB ROCKS! TEAM JACOB!!!!

  8. Wow.That sounds like me kinda.
    I read most of twilight realllyy fast.I have read the first chapter of midnight sun,and read the series about….3 times?
    But I am definitley going to the 12 o’clock show.

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