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TwilightGuys Report: Edward Nearly Stole His Girlfriend

July 1st, 2008 at 12:04 am by Kaleb Nation

Some of the most common reasons I have found that guys pick up Twilight is because they first mistakenly believe their girlfriends have fallen for some new guy named Edward, only to find out (amidst buckets of laughter from their girlfriends) that he is from a book. Take JC for example:


EDWARD NEARLY STOLE HIS GIRLFRIEND

 

“Okay, the only reason I read the Twilight Series was so I would get what my girlfriend was talking about. First, you have to understand the situation.

Emily (The girlfriend) Loves to read. After awhile, I started hearing her and her friends talking about “Edward” And how hot he is. And how they wish they could date him. She, of course, had no idea I was within hearing distance when she and friends said these things.

By coincidence, a new kid named Edward had joined our school that year. Nothing that special about him. I was understandbly confused, as most of her friends are dating other guys steady as it is, and she was(and is) dating me.

Then I started hearing about how she wishes Edward would bite her. Strange.

At this point, I was tired of hearing her and friends whisper about him, so I asked if she wanted to break up with me. She started to cry and asked why I didn’t want her any more. I was like….Uh, I thought you liked Edward. Her response :”Edward? Who told you i liked Edward?”

I told her about what I’d heard her say. She started laughing and explained Edward was a character in a book. I still didn’t get what was so great about him, So she had me read the series and I actually like them. The kicker? I bought the Twilight book for her for her birthday.”

Submitted by JC.

He gets a t-shirt for free from Twilightteez.com for his story!


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