A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Vlog 5/16/09: Five Questions For Famous People

Can’t see it? Click here. Just a fun vlog I did today. I really do wonder if people actually send checks through the mail with those six zero’s 😀 Subscribe to my YouTube channel to keep up with all my videos.

Nicoleface And The Relay For Life

My friend Nicoleface, who many of you know as the mod on the TwilightGuy chat, is doing a Relay For Life in honor of her mother, who is battling cancer. As further encouragement for you to help out, I’m giving something away to one person who does. Please check out the page for more info.

TwilightGuys Report: Stephen King Or Stephenie Meyer?

STEPHEN KING OR STEPHENIE MEYER? My story is very unusual. I am a junior in high school, and one day for English class, our whole class had to pick a book that you would have to take a test online for. I had forgotton my school ID card, so unfortunately for me, I could not […]

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 9 (Sure As Hell Didn’t See That One Coming)

The song for this chapter is Remember by Big Dismal

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Today is the start of that glorious time known as Summer Break, in which my free time increases rapidly only to be immediately filled again even more rapidly. As pointed out regularly in my complaint-mail, at the current rate of reading I might finish Breaking Dawn in a matter of 9 months. But that was the old Kaleb. THIS IS THE NEW KALEB WRITING. New, as in, suddenly realizing it is time to get down to business and start reading more, faster, and more often. Shorter posts? Perhaps. But more often? Heck yes.

The whole hiding-food thing that Jacob and Billy have to do when Paul is around is no strange thing to me. I grew up in a house with