Some Guys Will Never Learn

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1. My friend Phil kept nagging at me for being completely in love with Edward.
   So, to see what my friends were fussing and fighting over to see who was actually married to Edward (we’re immature, I know), he decided to give it a try.
   He’s hooked too.

   Although Edward is a bit too prissy for me. Jacob is evil though.

2. No, GJ, YOU write like a (snort).

3. Wow, why would he care if you’re reading Twilight when he’s never even read it?

   He sounds retarded and he’ll never have a nice life if he dumps girls because they read Twilight.

   But it’s obvious that he’s talking out of his ass, no one would do that and he’s just trying to seem all manly, when in reality, he probably is a geek who stays in his room all day because no one wants to be around him 🙂

4. *falls of bed with laughter* OH MY GOD! this guy… is such an idiot! I doubt he’ll ever get a girlfriend again if that’s how much he hates Twilight. The horrendous grammar and spelling was thoroughly amusing. And he thinks you’re the idiot. HA! and bravo to the marriage proposal comments!! *claps* But hey, what’s one more? *wink* You’ve gotten so much support, that’s great.
   Kudos to your terrific sense of humour! And your ability to let this roll off your shoulder.
   <3 NICE WORK!

5. GJ should see that you’re the one that now has a fanbase because you read the book.

   🙂

6. I say He’s a (snort)! Keleb so soo cool, My BF reads Twilight (He’s so cool, and sexi!) and he’s not gay! Keep reading Keleb, we believe in you!! ♥♥♥

7. Haha! First of the day!

   Kaleb Nation, you must get this a lot, but you are awesome.

8. Hmm. The time is an hour different on this website. Boo. I’m not first of the day anymore T_T

   You’re still awesome, Kaleb!

9. ok…he just lost any chance of a love life for like the next 12 years.
   he’s just jealous b/c he knows that we all love u and real men read twilight. And even if they don’t (they still should), they don’t bash on the book! b/c they know they’ll get the $^l+ beaten out of them by a mob of angry girls who are determined to defend edward.
   <3 u Kaleb ;D

10. For the record: guys like this only get screwed through horrible accidents, often involving copious amounts of alcohol. At least that’s what I like to tell myself. In other news, I’m relatively certain that your chances of being sexed have risen considerably because of reading Twilight. Just so you know.

11. Don’t worry. Those are the types of people who show up in the ER and get asked by the doctors, “So why did a mob of girls knock you out with copies of Twilight???”

    haha you really should give us his email! 🙂

12. Can I just laugh at the rediculissness of his comments? I’m serious…… The only way he *cough* if ever *cough* had a girlfriend, was if she didn’t know about his big fat ego, or she wasn’t the smartest person around.

    Anyway, some guys will seriously never learn to let people have opinions……

    Anyway, how does he even know about this site if he hates twilight so much….*fingers chin* Perhaps he really loves it, so he looked it up……

    BTW GJ, DON’T DISS EDWARD! Even if he is fictional, he’s triple…..no quadruple the amount of man you’ll ever be!

13. …..XDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOL
    This is like one of my guy friends that thinks me and my friend are a couple of goofballs for liking the series. However, I got him to shut up under threat of death, so he hasn’t said anything for a while. 😛 Keep up the good work, Kaleb!

14. I’M A GUY. I LIKE THIS SERIES.

    That dude’s hilarious. I wonder how many times he visits his therapist a week. 🙂 nice job with the site by the way keep it up.

15. I find it somewhat humorous that he has such terrible spelling and yet he got “Twilight” right every time; despite his obvious loathing for it. I don’t know about you, but that word seems a bit too tough for his level of intellect. All I can say is, “What an ‘oinking’ loser.”

16. What a jerk. His poor girlfriend, he dumped her just for getting him to read Twilight? Good riddance for sure, but still…

17. Priceless.

18. hehe the fact that he went out of his way to curse you out makes me think there’s more to the story then that. I have two theories on what really happened:

    theory 1: His girlfriend suggested he’d read it and he started to but saw Edward and read about Edward and felt intimited and jeaous that his girlfriend may like a boy like Edward.

    Theory 2: the girl jump him cause see read about jacob and Edward. Thought to herself there better guys out there.

    either way I can see this girl better off.

    <3marita

    Ps. I love blogs

19. I am quite amused. Obviously this ignoramus will never learn to overcome stupid and stereotypes however eventually he may actually read a book.

    Having read Twilight I have actually enjoyed the book and I find all the things about it being a ‘girl book’ to be rubbish.

    This also brings up something else though. Why are people so rude on the Internet when they are probably not nearly so rude in real life?

    Best regards.

20. HAHA the irony….

    I wonder how he found your site? 😀 someone with those feeling certainly wouldnt have be searching for twilight related material!

    I believe he secertly has his own obession with it!

21. Wow… Obviously THAT person can’t read. That is quite pitiful.

22. Man I just might pee my pants. What a (snort) bag. Kaleb he’s just SUPER jealous because you have millions of girls who would date you if they got the chance or tackle you if they saw you on the street (out of love) and he’s probably some fat (snort snort) who likes to take out his anger because he got dumped! GO TEAM ALICE!

23. haha i might just die of laughter. That guy is so pathetic. Kaleb, he’s just jealous about how popular you are and that you can publicly annouce your reading twilight, making him look very un-manly. I think only a really manly guy can admit that he reads twilight. keep up the good work and i cant wait ’till your book comes out!

24. Hooray for Kaleb and his awesomesauce Twilight-reading ness!

    Snort that snort)er for snorting you like that.

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26. I am willing to bet that he is a liar and finished the entire series in under three days.

27. Im a guy who has read the whole twilight series three times each, and PROUD OF IT!

28. And anyone who has prblem with that can kiss my ***

29. He’s is so stupid, I actually feel sorry for him. Is that bad? I wish I knew were he lives.

30. I would just like to thank (from the bottom of my heart) the three girls that turned me on to twilight. “Alice”, “Rosalie” and “Emily”, thank you from the bottom of my heart! If you see this, you know how thankful I am.

31. Kaleb, you rock. And don’t let any pig(pun intended)that guys shouldn’t read Twilight. I visit this site every day. I will definitly read your book. I have a lot of favorite authors, and you will be one of my favorites. I want to kill him!!!

32. Hahahaha, nice job with the snorts 😀

33. Haha that was funny. ALL GUYS SHOULD READ TWILIGHT!

34. Well ; He’s a ignorant person && i’m glad you’re reading this Kaleb !
    You’re the only guy i know to read it and it shows that you have feelings which some guys have None !
    Thank’s alot for making a Great WebSite !
    -Maranda. !

35. That person is very rude. It is your life, Kaleb and you make your own decisions. If someone was low enough to do that, they are the one that needs the life so that they can have other things to do than make fun of people and thier decisions. I think you should be proud of reading Twilight because I don’t know one guy (Except you, not that I know you) that was confident enough to read it.

36. Am I the only guy here that read Twilight without being told to read it once? And no, I’m not some loser with no life who spends his Friday nights talking to inanimate objects. And I thought pigs were the good guys…

37. What a snorter.

38. Funny how you edited everything uot with ‘snorts’ and ‘oinks’. It ‘kinda’ made him look like a fool!

39. Ok, a few questions:
    1) Why the heck is this guy on this amazing website if he hates Twilight so much?
    2) Doesn’t he have better things to do than go and bash not only Twilight, but Kaleb’s book as well? I’m definitely getting your book, by the way, Kaleb.
    3) Isn’t it pitiful how people lack spelling abilities these days?
    4) Why didn’t he use spell check or something? At least he’d save himself a tiny bit of humiliation.

40. Hmmm, the illiterate dumb-dumb just boosted your site visits! Not only do your readers still visit Twilight Guy for your clever wit, but now we wait for a possible return of a BOY who obviously doesn’t read much himself. This dude has nothing on you Kaleb. I doubt he has one tenth the adoration, respect, acclaim, and intellect that you possess without effort.

41. I just wanna say that this kind of guys, are idiot and we just have to ignore, because they just dont know better.

    my hope is that Portuguese Guys and other gus from around the world follow your good example, and realize that is nothinhg wrong in a boy read romance, specialy if is a twilight book.

    for the boy who send this message, i just wanna say who are realy, but realy an idiot

42. wow. This guy deserves an award. what a nutbar.

43. Hahahaha! I HAVE to get my guy friends to come check out your site! Maybe it’ll help keep a girlfriend for more than a month…

44. you are one lucky man.
    all the girls/ladies/women/sheilas 😉 that have commented on this have been saying how great you are, etc.
    GJ definitely got it wrong, haha.

45. Is being a guy and reading Twilight that big of a deal? I’ve read the whole saga and, last time I checked my pants (which wasn’t too long ago), I’m a male.

    I sure don’t have parades of fans, though

46. Let me cover myself, also: don’t think I’m saying that as an insult. I’m just saying, it’s not that big of a deal.

47. Kaleb, you never fail to amuse me. Maybe I’ll design a famous controversial website just so I can post the hate mail! 😉

48. it's to bad this guy dumped his gf because he's definitely not gonna get a new one. Kaleb you just need to wipe your
    (slop) with this (snort). You are awesome and what you're doing takes a lot of cojones. this entire site is so great and i am so sure that Bran Hambric will be amazing. i cannot wait to pick up a copy in September.
    Love,
    Liana
    [email protected]

49. Kalab, I personally think u are a great writer and women like sensitive guys and Edward proves it and so do you so (oink) that loser.

50. Kalab, I personally think u are a great writer and women like sensitive guys and Edward proves it and so do you so (oink) that loser.