TwilightGuys Report: Twilight Virus Infected Him
May 5th, 2008 at 4:00 am by Kaleb Nation
Added May 5, 2008 11:34AM — Go to the Twilight Lexicon. They have some big news which includes the Movie, MTV, and a bit of code 😀 .
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TWILIGHT VIRUS INFECTED HIM ” I lived 21 years of my life in ignorance. My girlfriend had seen on the internet that Stepenie Meyer was coming to Kansas City for The Host signing. I was immediatly informed that I would be accompaning my fair maiden for the trip up (3 hours) and her speech (even longer) and signing (oh god). No, this wasn’t a question. Her next orders (ain’t she a peach) were for me to read at least one book so I would have some idea of who she was. I reluctantly picked up the first book and now (two weeks later and knee deep in Eclipse), I go to bed actually caring (my girlfriend just edited this note) about Edward, Bella, and Jacob. At work I am consumed with the longing to be a vampire. I eat and wonder if human blood would really taste that bad. I have been sucked in. The book is like herpes, no matter what, there is no cure. Only finishing the books will give you the temporary appeasment you, your friends, and probably your grades need. That being said, I LOVE this series.” Submitted by Trae |
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Posted in TwilightGuys Report
May 5th, 2008 at 6:57 am
the twilight/herpes analogy is the worst comparison I have ever come across.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:55 am
LOL that is amazing!
I can’t wait till she comes here to Houston! Buying my copy today!
May 5th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Ha ha. That’s cute.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Rock on, Trae!
May 5th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I’ve read The Host already :]
I gotta tell you… It’s Awesome! awww…..
May 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Awwww!!! that´s so cute! lol, yeah, i used the disease analogy once :p coz it really is a disease!!! 😀 im glad you got “infected”
Cullenism Rocks!!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
I’m infected too! Hehe… Keep up the great work!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I wouldn’t quite say its a disease….an infection yes. It’s absolutely amazing how easily you can get the bug and it refuses to leave you! the herpes/no cure thing was accurate.
this guy’s funny, welcome to the wonderful world of twilight!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
“This book is like herpes.” HILARIOUS!
Have fun at the signing! *wishes desperately she didn’t live on the East Coast*
May 5th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hahahah, I actually burst out laughing, well quietly since I’m at work. Hehe… I just loved it! This is by far the best. It’s cute how he listens to his girlfriend “maiden” lol and is now addicted to the Twilight Series! Pretty awesome!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Ha! OMG, thats hilarious! I’m a carrier of the twilight disease, and I have infected at least five people! Hurray!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:26 am
oh my god. he compared Twilight to herpes. hahahaha. wow.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am
The herpes analogy although disturbing is right on, welcome to the world of twilight.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Welcome to Twilight World ! ^_^
Everyone should get infected with this new virus so spread it on ^^.
But dont compare it to herpes….
May 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Haha, niiice.
Twilight: the first textually transmitted disease.
=]
Flock on.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am
That’s how I’ve been describing the series except I use “influenza” rather than “herpes”.
XD
May 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I love these guys!! They are so brave to write in their stories, and I have loved every single one of them. The more guys to read it the better. The can understand what some of us women look for in a man. But you know as I have seen on a site “Who needs prince charming, when you can have Edward Cullen?” lol!!
May 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
haha this is just awesome.
more guys need to read twilight.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
this is so cute 🙂
I wish more guys would read twilight.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Welcome, newborn … ha ha ha
May 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Haha very funny!! Your lady is very smart 😉 I assume you are going to read The Host now, yes?
May 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
OMG!! Jo West (#15) That was the funniest comment i’ve ever read!!! LOL
Hehehe…textually transmitted disease…hehe
May 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
hha I loved the herpes/twilight analogy. it actually made me laugh out loud.
and your right, there is no cure!
May 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
S*** S*** S*** KALEB
i reallñy have to be leaving my house now to go to my english classes (im from argentina) AND I CANT STOP READING YOUR ARTICLES.
I HATE U, BUT I LOVE U AT THE SAME TIME would you marry me? IM LEAVING NOW I VE GOT TO GOT SOME SELF DETERMINATION NO! ITS SO PAINFULL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIIIIIIIII–
May 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That. is. awesome.
I have the same thing going on with my bf.
I’m having him read twilight in exchange i will read all of the cirque du freaks. But he doesn’t know that he will be sucked into the twilight series. oh so clever am i.
😀
May 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
LOVED THAT STORY!
May 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
dude you guys are missing the point. herpes is an AWFUL disease. D:
May 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I think we should name our “Twilight infection” something like Cullenism ” You have Cullenism now!” muahahaha
May 5th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
crissy– i understand… herpes is an aweful disease and Twilight is beyond amazing!!… not really a disease though, more like an addiction that cannot be intervened! haha.
Kaleb– having guys write their stories… what a fantastic idea!! Thank you so much for posting these “revelations.” ^_^ This Trae is awesome and sweet sounding: “maiden” how KYOOTE!! (cute)
and finally, AHAHAHA Jo West: textually transmitted disease. How hilarious!! ^_^
May 5th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
the twilight infection should be called Twilightism.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
that is the greatest story! it is like herpes!
May 5th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
that is so true! my grades definitely needed me to finish those books.
haha, i love this
May 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Love it!!
May 5th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
jajaj i reemeber one i started reading it i just couldn’t stoopp i was the whole day in the compuutter it was so addictiivee.. i remeber i receives loots oof shouuts from my mothher to go to sleep..jaja and i drunk a loooot of coffee.. LOVEE it^^! i sweeaarr i was like a zombiiiee.. the three books i reead them in my compuutter.. aww.. thoose tiimessss.. i couldn’t sleep at niight because of the coffeee.. and in school i was really awakee all those days..jajaj the bbest.. but well know i’m ok agaiin.. but i have thiis addiction to coffeee i try too control it obviosuly..<33333!
awww i thiink guys that reaad twiliightt roooooooocckkk! x33!
their cooooooooooooooooL:* *thumps uup!*
May 5th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
LOL. Although herpes is a very serious disease, I completely understand where you are coming from and agree! Once you begin reading “Twilight,” you literally begin a new phase of your life! lol. From that moment on you seriously cannot stop thinking about it at all, and grades definately do get affected in a negative way, lol.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:04 am
haha! how funny 🙂
May 6th, 2008 at 12:44 am
The Twilight/Herpes comparison was so funny! hahaha
May 6th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Trae you’re a great boyfriend.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Bahahahaa thats hilarious. I love these stories <3
And I’ll be at the KC book signing too! So excited.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
omg that was absolutely hilarious:D this is an awesome site:D
June 5th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Yess there is a Twilight Disease, and millions are contagious! Including me.
😀
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
same here THE TWILIGHT DISEASE IS REAL!!!!!!(cant wait for new moon)
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
opps type-o breaking dawn(damn i always do that :|)
October 25th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I would switch out the word herpes for heroine 🙂
July 27th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
trae, I love ya man!