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OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING GJ |
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We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.
I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.
I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?
ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.
409 Responses
Hmmm I have to change my count to 29. Forgot the “yor” misspelling. I knew I had 29 the first time I counted but then I couldn’t make it work again. Whoops. It’s been bugging me feeling like I missed something. haha
i think he is mad because he cant read and you can and it fustraits him to know that girls like a man to be intelligent, literate and a vampire!
Heheh, perhaps this boy has had a bad experience? For example, a girlfriend who said he isn’t as good as Edward. Or perhaps, she said, “you should try to be more like Edward”. Well I can’t be certain. Kaleb, you are just awesome. Ah, yes.
(I, by no means, am siding with that very rude boy)
…He can’t even spell your name…
God, at least research your facts before ranting. Girls pick this book up because they want to meet a gentleman, beings that are far and few in this modern world. Evidently, his jaded rules on women and novels will never get him a lasting relationship. Worst of all, he actually bothers to rant at you! You, an actual author and part-time Twilighter. Doesn’t he have better things to do? We come here because we want to know your reactions to the things SM has written!
Therefore, Kaleb Nation, I salute you. Let this imbecilic moron never email you again.
(I wonder if he’s ever looked at the comments on the blogs?)
I almost feel bad for the poor fellow. ALMOST. He’s threatened by Edward. He feels insecure. (Why on earth else would he mention how many “(heehaw)ing girls” he could get?) What a potty mouth. I would like to apologize FOR him. I’m sorry this world is filled with stupid people.
What I would like to know is how he even found this site if he hates Twilight so much? Does he have nothing to do but fill your inbox with misspellings and gramatical errors? Honestly. How exceedingly irksome.
I counted 18 mistakes! I want that twilight tee! I love you twilight guy…you make me laugh and if a guy like Edward cullen came up to me I’d take him instead of a pompus idoit like that one guy!
Well, I counted a total of 26 mistakes, including some of the shorthand chat-speak stuff. Plus, I might have added on one or two, because, of course, I don’t like him. And the fact that he actually keeps coming back is proof that his girlfriend did not, in fact call him back, and there isn’t anyone else. Otherwise he’d have something better to do. =D
I say 23
Ew. He makes me heave.
Why does he keep leaving you stupid, unprofessional emails? How immature!
By the way, Kaleb, do you want us to count spelling and grammar mistakes (that includes punctuation and chatspeak) or just spelling? Just want to make sure I’m doing this correctly… I want a t-shirt! 😀
YOU ROCK, KALEB!
I read his e-mail, and I found twenty-eight errors. Even if he did use spell check, which by the way doesn’t check everything correctly, it would still be a major improvment. All caps lock means he is yelling virtually, and there is no reason for a mature person to do so. I guess that means he is not mature! 🙂
Also, does anyone know the song “Online” by Brad Paisley? “‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood I’m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I’m a black belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell ’em I don’t want nothing serious
“‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time.
“I’m so much cooler online.”
Virtual high five Orietta Rose for giving us the definition of the term idiot! GJ is deninitly is an idiot.
Let’s see how mad GJ will get if we insult him in a Twilight mannor! He would make an extremely ugly vampire, with no powers, that would be taken down by the Volturi because he would expose himself as a vampire within his first five days after transformation. lol
i got 13.
Um…wow. I didn’t know so much stupidity could be crammed into one 3-paragraph note. I’m sure he was Valedictorian in high school.
Mistake count: 25 (without the neighs and snorts)
I’m not sure what this guy’s deal is, but does he really need to use all caps? The terrible grammar is enough to get across the image of a (heehaw)ing (neigh).
WOW. This guy (and I use that term loosely) needs to shut it. Gosh, talk about ignorance!
Thank you so much Kaleb for posting this, I can’t get over how funny it is. I just can’t.
I hope he visits again! I’d get a kick out of that. Okay, now I’m glad that this guy is so much of a idiot, I mean really, how else can I laugh this hard?
=)
THANKS WHOEVER YOU ARE! YOUR STUPIDITY IS EXCRUCIATINGLY HILARIOUS!
Oh my, what a hunk. We girls just fall for that type. Nice choice of grammar, approximately one brain cell and some testosteron issues. Yum. Makes me want to use violence and smash some of his… stuff from the euphoria.
And he actually believed you wouldn’t post this? Hah.
Thumbs up for you Kaleb.
So I counted only 11 spelling mistakes and I am most likely wrong, even though I am usually really good at spelling. I probably skipped some that I didn’t think counted, but anyways… That guy is really stupid and he is only posting that so people will know who he is. But good for you for not letting it get to you, Kaleb, because he just is not worth it.
This guy is such a loser
But truthfully i think he’s hilarious! I get a good laugh reading his messages to you.
I think I got 23, but more people did before me so they deserve the T-shirt xD
I would like to see the grade he’s getting in English. His hallow threats are pretty sad, too.
So I’ve got 17 mistakes. This guy needs an English course.
I counted 11 spelling mistakes and 6 abbreviations (O is an alternate spelling of Oh), making that 17 mistakes total. I’m a fan and my friends are reading over my shoulders right now, so please send us a single shirt and we’ll share it. 🙂 (We’re not greedy like the female fan who’s pretending to be an ass. Come on, what male student says “like”, even in my native California?)
~M&C&K <3
Kaleb, I salute you for being able to put up with this GJ guy. These sort of hate mails can be extremely hilarious and entertaining, however, they can get to the point of frustrating and annoying. Good to see that you’re not letting it get to you and are able to just laugh about it.
Besides, you are, in one simple word, amazing. No “idiot (haw)ing (neigh)” can downsize that. 🙂
Oh, and I counted about twenty-three mistakes. This includes, grammar, spelling, your name misspelled as “Caleb”, slang and chat speak. Along with one count against his use of all caps… I think the “heehaws” got his point across just fine.
I counted 16 mistakes.
Not sure what counts as slang or spelling though.
What a deuche bag….does he not have a life?? He must seriously care about your opinion b/c he keeps writing you. lol he secretly likes Twilight :o) He’s just not a man enough to admit it. ha!
I counted 26 mistakes, including btw and such. :o)
another funny post from GJ
i counted 16 spelling errors, but that’s not including chat speak, or the many grammer errors in it and since my comment is like, th 200th one i’m sure someone before has already gotten it correct.
I think it’s great that you don’t let one mean person like this guy get to you and that you can laugh about it. I for one think you’re site is great, and clearly ‘GJ’ needs to learn some tips from Edward Cullen about how to act.
… Wow. My ex-boyfriend likes the Twilight series, but we broke up a while before I forced him to read it. 8D
This guy obviously doesn’t understand that he fails at life majorly.
I counted 16 mistakes.
He hates the book, your site, and everything you stand for (apparently), and yet he checks BACK to see what you’ve done?
Did he honestly thing all the oinking would.. what, scare you into submission?
Whata bunch of crap. He’s just a know-nothing ignorant guy. Who can’t spell. And really needs a thesaurus. I could barely understand what he was writing, with all those pesky errors.
He does make me laugh.. though, it’s more AT than with. I mean, he really should read those Twilight Guys stories. How about the one where the guy actually gets closer to a girl he likes, in part due to Twilight? So, obviously, something’s working. And I’m sorry to the person (whoever it was) that he insulted. That’s what people like him do, I guess -insult when they get uncomfortable.
Anyway, thanks, Kaleb, for continuing to read this book, despite all (futile) efforts to get you to stop! :]
He’s just jealous. =)
I’m sure there’s around 30 mistakes.
OK, here’s my count:
1. yor = your
2. coud = could
3. prolly = probably
4. bcause = because
5. btw = by the way (LAZY)
6. girls = girl’s
7. yd = yesterday
8. omfg = oh my fuzzy gloves
9. anywher = anywhere
10. proll y = probably
11. calebs = Kaleb’s
12. i = I
13. wit = with
14. soo = so
15. sware = swear
16. o = oh
17. u = you
18. gf = girlfriend
19. u = you
So, NINETEEN.
And that’s so not true about having more guy fans. You’ve got me and about 20 other girls and guys who have read it! Your site helps me influence boys at my school to read Twilight. There’s an unspoken contest between me and this other girl about who can get more. She’s winning: 3 to 1.
Might I also mention that if I ever meet a guy with the initials G.J. I will be immediately suspicious and bring up the book Twilight. He should know that he has now angered the Twihards. That about as bad as throwing a rock at a beehive.
Prepare to be stung. =]
Wow.
That is absolutely rude, yet hilarious.
How about instead of correcting the spelling, I rewrite the whole thing over, into something he SHOULD say. Like:
“Oh, well, Kaleb, I think this is neat thing what you’re doing, but I don’t necessarily like it, so I’ll stop visiting this site and make myself look like a moron.”
🙂
Oh my goodness, that was sooOOooO entertaining!!! I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing and scare my family!! This guy is so stupid and rediculous! I love your counting mistakes idea, that made me laugh too. I won’t attempt it, because I am a terrible speller…. lol keep postin’!
Urgh does that count chat speak too?
(I included chat speak, because for me that counts as incorrect spelling)
20 spelling mistakes.
Without chat speak errors:
16 Roughly.
And that is really hilarious, too. You see these almost everywhere and you can’t help but crack up at the sight of it. I mean, really, how stupid and meatheaded can you get?
Maybe they crunched TOO many cans on their foreheads. That would explain the lack of brain cells.
I counted 16. What a retard!!! You rock
Kaleb. Snaps for Kaleb ^^
I think he just want attention. I counted 16 spelling mistakes, wow, he is a genius! *sense the sarcasm* I can’t help but be entertained by him, and that ‘editing’…
Wow….This guy is an idiot. i counted 14 mistakes which includes abbreviations and some punctuation errors.
I feel really bad for GJ though. He has so much hate in him and this is the only way to vent out his anger. I also think that he is really jealous of you and how popular you are.
He really should get a life and grow up. He is acting so immature and a hypocrite. If he hates Twilight so much, why doesn’t he just stay away from anything related to it? He is sooo DUMB!
Plus, he just angered millions of fans of this book which is not good.
hes just asking for attention. does this guy have nothing better to do? he was probably the one asking his girl friend to come back to him not the other way around. i know guys who talk like that, like they are hot stuff and that they can get any girl they want and that all other guys are losers. all of them are lonely good for nothing posers who dont get any. he makes it more than obvious. he’s just jealous. we should all ignore him. giving him this attention is what he wants. and it only makes a person more of a loser when they force curse words. its much cooler to make up your own words. “holy crow!” haha. yeah. id say we all just ignore this punk. all in favor say I.
That guy spells worse than a 1st grader. I’m ok at spelling, so I’m not going to try. Who doesn’t like Twilight! I don’t believe the part about the girlfriend. If the guy had ripped up that girls copy of Twilight there would have been a murder in the class room. That guy is an IDIOT! I would be so mad and insulted if I were you. Everyone has a wright(I think thats the right way to spell it) to their own opinion, but you can keep it to your self. Oh, and there was no need for him to swear so much!
stevie was here:)
Correction on the part. I mean I’m not going to try to count the spelling errors.
I think I caught nine mistakes, but I don’t know if I should include the fact that he spelled your name wrong a couple of times.
Oh my good gracious, that GJ guy is a nutcase!
I love you, Kaleb! Don’t let haters like that fruitcake get you down. He obviously doesn’t understand the art of the Twilight Series and how freakishly amazing Stephenie Meyer is. And how amazing you are. =]
Kaleb=awesome.
GJ=poor, unfortunate soul.
<3 Katie
Made me laugh. I found about 24 or 25 spelling mistakes without grammar. With the grammar mistakes, including his lack of knowledge with a comma, it would be even more.
Just tell the guy– I don’t care what his name is– that you actually have future, while he belongs in a petting zoo. Although, he would probably scare away the children with his nasty nieghs.
Any guy who resorts to swearing for intimidation, just makes me laugh. How could he think that it will scare you?
I feel sorry for his ex-girlfriend, being lied about like that. Fight the power girl! You’ll meet your Edward. You wait and see!
~Kim
It amuses me greatly that there were a little less than twenty spelling mistakes. Adding grammar and punctuation, that’s over twenty. Then the use of run-on sentences…it adds up to ‘idiot’.
Here’s my advice: whenever any Twilight fans are feeling sad or stupid, they should come to this site and read GJ’s emails. Because of this, they will feel much better about themselves and their intellect levels.
The best part is that nobody could take this seriously: instead of acting as a threat, this guy is acting like an idiot. Does he even realize that when you insult somebody with spelling problems, all they do is laugh? If they read the 188 comments so far, he will realize that.
I feel sorry for his girlfriend.
don’t you just love how he still takes the time to check up on the site? haha what a beast
I counted 15 not including “text speak” and including a missing apostrophe. It’s a FANTASY series. That’s what makes it fun. This guy needs to majorly lighten up!
This guy is something else. Maybe he’s just jealous of Edward? Who knows, but he’s coming off as the idiot here. Get a clue, whoever you are.
And is 18 errors right?
I counted like 20 or so mistakes, but this guy is an arrogant jerk. I would never date him gosh, what a douche bag.
Including when he misspelled your name, I counted 13.
Geez, how stupid can one person get? Seriously, people who cuss like that just prove to everyone around them how unintelligent they are. If you can’t think of something better then ‘f’ to say all the time, then he seriously needs to be reprogrammed. I feel sorry for anyone who has to be around that jerk.
What a piece of work!!! This guy needs to get a hobby or maybe take a couple extra English courses. PA-THE-TIC!!!
Doesn’t he know that every woman wants her man to act just like Edward? GJ has so much to learn, poor little lamb. >;o) We should really be feeling sorry for him.
Be that as it may, I counted 29 mistakes — including web speak, because it’s just ugly.
Keep up the hard work, Kaleb (as if reading Twilight is hard)!!!
wow Kaleb! All I can say is good for you for ignoring this huge Jerk!!! I’m glad you didn’t let him get to you and actually made a joke out of this! You are 5 billion times better and cooler than he is so there! haha, k I’m done with my little rant!
And if he stopped making fun of Edward and actually started learning from him, he wouldn’t be the sorry end of a joke he is now!
Well, I count 19 spelling mistakes (including your name several times). This, of course, does not include the appalling grammar, acronyms, or the HEEHAWing!
Very sad that this guy is so uncomfortable with himself that he feels the need to lash out at you. However, I suppose that’s one of the hazards of blogging about anything.
Anyway, I love to read your thoughts. Keep them coming please!
omg….that is hilarious, i mean the guy spells Kaleb right the first time, other times…not so much……..
one of the girls is right…he doesn’t need to read twilight….he needs to read a dictionary….
w/o counting the BTW, OMFG or GF I’d say (and it’s a shot in the dark because I can’t spell) 18…..
I think everyone above has probably filled in the numbers. One of these people has to get it right. So all im going to say is that if this GF guy is such a jerk, i would RATHER take a fictional character (Edward) than someone like him. Im serious. Totally Serious. And you should tell him to come back and wrtie back again when he can actually type and think at the same time. I HATE STUPID UGLY GF GUY!!! AND GUYS LIKE THEM!! im not saying that all people have to love twilight, im just asking for them to keep their opinions to themselves if they are going to say something rude. Thats all… for now.