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OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING GJ |
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We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.
I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.
I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?
ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.
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14 spelling mistakes
Sorry i had a few typos myself. I guess that i was in a hurry to get my thoughts out there.
Back again…. Well I just wanted to let you know Kaleb, if you ever come on here and read the comments, that I’m glad that you don’t take this guy seriously. And I’m glad that you don’t freak out over some stupid guy.
How sad this guy must be. He needs to take a lesson from Edward and not be such a jerk. My guess on typo errors is 12.
-_-; Wow… uhm… yeah… How anyone could really care for this guy, I have no idea. I wonder if anyone, any Twilighter, who knows this guy in life reads this blog… That would be rather interesting. Sigh.
wow…….he seriously needs a life!!!
if i were you i would be really annoyed… by the way i get mad easily, so…i don’t even know what i would do to him =]
but thats confusing too bc wouldn’t caps bc counted wrong too?
so i’ll say there like 265 lol
and if those don’t count then 23
haha sry if this is confusing
I bet you anything that this guy really does love the books. He just has too much pride to admit it, so he is attempting to make himself look more manly by ‘hating’ it. Why else would he go through so much trouble to go to sites based off of the books and take take the time to write out e-mails to Kaleb? It’s all very suspicious to me.
omg i forgot! Awesome blogs Kaleb and keep them coming! You Rock! =]
Don’t listen to those rude ppl =]
haha i like Jody’s thinking 😀
okay this guy is out of his mind…oh well
okay so i counted them
but wasn’t sure what you are counting so here is what i came up with
coud 1
prolly 3
yor 1
bcause 1
btw 1
yd 1
omfg 1
caleb 2
anywhere 1
cause 1
i 1
wit 1
sware 1
o 1
gf 1
freakin 1
yeah if there were apostrophes i was supposed to catch..whoops but im horrible at grammar!
keep reading!
~rjdickert
I firmly believe that GJ is just afraid to read Twilight because he would be assaulted with large words he wouldn’t understand (the lack of profanity might be an issue for him as well). It’s a shame, if he picked up a book and started reading he could develop a vocabulary and improve his spelling and grammar.
GJ got burned
😀
Very nice, Kaleb. 😛
Not including chat speak i got around 16 spelling mistakes. I woula t-shirt! This guy is such a moron… but his emails are actually incredibly hilarious so thanks for entertaining us, GJ, with your total stupidness. Kaleb, you’re awesome, don’t let the haters get you down (although probably you’re laughing your head off at this stupid dude like the rest of us are LOL). Get chapter 12 done already! JEEZ! Haha j/k
oops i meant – I would love a t-shirt *
this chat box thingy totally mesed up my typing *sigh!*
my god what a pig. how sad that losers like him actually exist.
15, not including OMFG, cause and some other similar half-words.
LOL! People who make threats they can’t complete make my day!
I got 22.
His idiocy makes me giggle. In a sad, sad way.
I think you might’ve hit a nerve there, Kaleb. Perhaps those girls he thinks are throwing themselves at him are actually running away….just a theory. ;D Curious he seems to be regularly visiting a site concerning a book that was, apparently, so terrible.
Twilight doesn’t have pictures. It displeased him.
you don’t mess with Twilighters.
RAWK.
Ignoring the heehaws and neighs which make it rather difficult to read and correct, I counted 23 including one run-on-sentence [“YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE NO GUY WOULD PICK UP THIS (SNORT)ING (HEEHAW), BTW I SAW IT ON SOME GIRLS DESK YD AND SO I PICKED IT UP AND JUST OPENED IT, AND THERE WAS SOME (NEIGH) ABOUT EDWARD AND LIKE HIS SUPER HOT FACE AND OTHER CRAP.”] and the sentence in brackets which is very wrong in many ways [“yeah right to (name removed) like you caleb has anywher near, most of twilight guy fans are proll y guys cause calebs a (HEEHAW) and i get more girls than this (HEEHAW) caleb guy”].
I counted all spelling mistakes (including text talk), but didn’t count sentences that are accepted in “popular language,” yet aren’t proper English. Although he wouldn’t be able to pass an English exam with popular language, it is still widely accepted. Thus I will let it go with a warning. GJ, please improve your English!
Oooh, Gill! You’re right. That first sentence you put in brackets… it’s hypocritical! He called himself a… hmmm “SNORT)ING (HEEHAW)”… because he just admitted to picking it up. -_-;
Sorry, I like pointing out the obvious sometimes ^_^;
does…i mean seriously, does his vocabulary range any wider?? i mean thats like a first grade level. im seriously worried about him. don’t go to hard on him guys, he cant even learn to spell let alone read a dictionary for personal benefit.
Personally, dude you cant gain any fame with that low of vocabulary. so in the end, i also believe you need to learn the most celebreties i know about, still have to ask the girl out nicely before she accepts. And secondly, men can learn a thing or two about being gentlemenly since you obviously are not.
Learn english, and try to keep your feelings to yourself.
seriously, a first grader…
wasnt it a rule that if you had nothing nice to say dont say it at all, and if anything use constructive critizism?
some just need to get over themselves.
I counted 23.
People who can’t spell usually drive me nuts but that actually made me laugh because of how stupid he is. I love how he actually took the time to come to your site and leave you that comment. Kaleb, that pretty much just made my day. 😛
I count 28.
What an idiot. I think he may be a closet Twilight fan O_o. How else did he come across your website…
I don’t know about you guys, but I go 24 mistakes, including improper comma use…I couldn’t even focus on what he was saying because of his lovely writting skills. This was pretty funny to read.
you rock, kaleb! i think that is so brave butting his emails up on your site, considering all the stuff he said. *sigh* some guys will never learn…
i counted 17, not including stuff like btw and omfg.
keep up all your good work, rock on!!! =D
I’m with a few other people on this idea so again; sorry for the repetition but I found this site by looking up info on the ‘Twilight Saga’… How in earth’s heaven and hell would you find this site if not by looking for information on ‘Twilight Saga’ itself? Even more to the idea he came back a second time to try and sadly humiliatingly ‘bash’ your site (which in turn he just bashed himself) is just puzzling and like other said; to deny something like this only results in things like that…
If you reading this GJ; give into your secrets… you can’t hide them through anger and the attempt to bash others on it with horrible chat text… it makes the rest of us laugh and would probably make us do it even if there was not a computer screen in front of our eyes…
I don’t think I counted right, because I was counting punctuation mistakes as spelling mistakes. So I’m going with 24, but with all the bad grammar it was hard to tell what he was even talking about. Am I right?
Soo… I counted 26 errors including the caleb-kaleb confusion and word simplifications.
Also, I know you’ve already blanked out a lot of his swears, but one “crap” managed to survive in the second paragraph (at the very end of the first sentence). Just figured I’d give you a heads-up to keep the language issues to a minimum. I admire your effort for blanking out so many already. (And in such a humorous way.)
Why do such dumb people even waste the effort of emailing you? TWICE? That (HEE HAW)ing (HAW) is just begging to be demolished! Let’s chase him with BRs and frag grenades. *evil leer*
HAHA!
228 now 229 comments just about this guy.
I bet he can’t even count that high.
Don’t worry Kaleb we got your back!
Why would he even visit this site if he doesn’t like the book so much? It begs the question, Why was he looking up Twilight? I bet he does actually like Twilight, and he’s just embarrassed about it, because he’s insecure about … size. Maybe he’s secretly got a crush on Edward?? Haha it wouldn’t surprise me.
And I don’t think GJ quite comprehends the magnitude of the Twilight fanbase. Seriously, after embarrassing himself for the first time, why would he email again?? In front of so many girls?? The mind boggles…
I counted 23 spelling errors 🙂 Keep on working at it GJ!!
I dont think any girl would’ve called him back.
And dont we all already know that Edward isnt real? Which is why we’d rather stay at home to read Twilight than go out with guys like him.
okay so i’m thinking it’s 22 spelling errors. although i could be wrong. *shrugs*
well i just want to say that i think that this “gj” must have a really boring life to waste his time going off on kaleb because all his ranting and raving isn’t going to get him anywhere. no matter what millions of girls will come to this site regardless of what this “gj” says. whoever he is, he’s probably just jaded because his girlfriend dumped him because of his foul mouth. i don’t know about everyone else, but i would never want to date anyone who would use that kind of language.
needless to say i think kaleb is awesome! and he’s here to stay as our twilight guy!
Kaleb, I freaking love you! This guy’s obviously going to get some…well, maybe a little bit more than some, hatemail from us rabid Twi-hards. Serves him right! I think us Twi-hards are pretty good at bringing justice to the Twilight name. =]
Excluding chatspeak, I picked up 15 mistakes.
Including chatspeak.. 22.
Oops. I forgot to add that I included misspellings of your name.
I also didn’t include grammar mistakes, or I’d have been here forever.
23… i think
so i thought before this guy was fake and you just made the email up, but now i understand i was wrong. wow….
i counted 28 mistakes. including the TXT speak like, BTW, OMFG, etc. because to me, thats not proper spelling.
Anyway thanks for posting these letters, even though he is threatening to sue you (i know he isn’t able to). They are quite entertaining.
-Laura
XD wow.
I think someone needs a hug.
15 mistakes.
Ha ha, that guy is an idiot but probably great for a laugh.
I counted about 21 spelling mistakes, JUST spelling mistakes, including things like “btw” “omfg” “caleb”.
This guy’s email is the equivalent of an English teacher’s worst nightmare.
I found at least 19 but I only started counting grammar and text speak halfway through, and didn’t want to go back and suffer through it again. I’m thinking he “prolly” also spelled half the “heehaw”s wrong, thanks for saving us.
My guess is that he’s jealous because you (and Stephanie Meyer) have received some form of education and actually have the ability to put words together coherently.
Hahaha. Such an idiot. I counted 13-14 spelling mistakes, not counting chat speak. He mispelled your name twice too, I think.
Well, whatever, this guy is a idiot, who doesn’t know anything or make an effort to learn 🙂
Good graphic, though I like the pig better, because seriously, as much of a “heehaw” as this guys is, he is 100% a sexist, ignorant, disrespectful pig.
But, good for you, making light of such slander coming your way!!
Like i stated before…
jessica
May 14th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
well that guys intelligence level is shown in the fact he cant spell read! So don’t listen to anything that moron had to say! I would also like to point out that you probably get a lot more attention from girls than that guy ever will!
He is a moron! He probably never even had a girlfriend! I am also pretty sure all he wants is attention, because if he truly hated Twilight why is he here reading ALL of the comments made about his stupid e-mail?
Wow, could he be more stupid! This guy is a joke. First he criticize a book he hasn’t even read, then he sends you crappy emails with a lot of grammar mistakes, what’s next? sent out antitwilight flyers with kindergarden drawing?
Anyway i counted 23 mistakes and i still think he’s got more!
Ok, so this guy is either mentally retarded or seriously deluded.
I think that he just wants you to post his e-mails, so he can find some entertainment in his pathetically dull existence.
GJ(checking twilightguy.com): “Hyuck! LOK! PEEPL R TULKNG BOUT ME! I’M SO CUL.”
*goes off and reads all the comments which takes him 24 hours of tripping up on words such as “acronym”*
*The next week*
GJ: “Hay! I tink thay weer makng fuun uf me!”
*writes another e-mail with horrible spelling*
*repeat process*
:]
He’s just jealous because he does not have “The Skills”. And the skill to spell… he must be a potty-mouth-12-year-old.
I would love a twilight shirt but I’m not sure on what you are accepting as spelling mistakes but I will try. This is a fun challenge!
I believe I counted 12 spelling mistakes. As in they were spelled incorrectly and/or missing ..ing..y..ed..
It is good that you’re taking the insulting emails and doing something productive with them.
I found thirteen spelling mistakes, but three of those were shortened versions of a word, like “o” instead of “oh” and “u” instead of “you”, so I’m not sure if they count, as well as three misspelled Kalebs. I also saw four other abbreviations like OMFG, BTW, YD, and GF. There were also two missing apostraphes.
By the way, if this guy hates Twilight so much, why does he make a point of going to Twilight fansites? Just a thought.
Well, people get like that. People have to deal with people, so yeah, I found it funny from the fact that he’s trying to convince you that you’re an idiot while being pretty illiterate. Yeah, well, we’re not perfect but I would at least respect you…?
I counted about 23 mistakes…I think ><
I’ve counted thirteen – fifteen if you count U instead of you and more if you count YD, and a grammatical error (“girls desk” instead of “girl’s desk”), and your name misspelled three times – which is always annoying. And this guy seriously cannot spell. I know I’m probably being overcritical since I’ve been in spelling bees (only person from my school to go to regionals) but really, I have never seen anyone misspell “so” or “could”.
I know a few people like that who refuse to read the book and then bash it without reall knowing anything about it. Anyway I counted 13 basic spelling mistakes but I’m a horrible speller so that’s probably wrong.