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OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING GJ |
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We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.
I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.
I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?
ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.
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Rofl. Mann this one is uber funny. I think 23.
Sorry about sending my guess through email 😀
Anyway, I guessed 15 spelling errors. It looked like GJ typed that with his foot ;D
It sucks that you have to put up with people like him. It’s pathetic. Honestly, it’s hard to believe somebody could be so closed-minded. Hopefully next time he tries to insult you, he’ll do it in proper english. I don’t think my brain can handle anymore chatspeak 🙂
Whoa…
I counte seventeen mistakes, including the expressions as OMFG [which actually was what I thought seeing sooo many mistakes].
Greetings, Kaleb. And I know you don’t need it, but screw that guy!
Crystal
correction: counted* xD
Don’t listen to that stupid GJ guy. He’s just an idiot.
Kaleb, you are AWESOME!
I counted 26 spelling and grammar mistakes plus all the slang used. There was a 27th and 28th one, but it depends on what one of the bad words were.
Okay..
so I found 20 actual spelling Mistakes.
plus 4 short forms that I don’t know if you want to count (btw, yd, omfg, gf)
and 3 gramatical errors
(girls should be girl’s, i should be I, and ‘MILLIONS OF FANS” should be “millions of fans”
altogether there are 27, but depending on what you consider a spelling mistake it could be 20, 24, or 23 as well.
i dont know if you counted the e-mail slang like btw or omfg but there was…4 i think of those
also did punctuation count? if it did then i think there was 3
but as for spelling mistakes i counted 20 all together though its 27
why would someone get so angry over a book? it’s fiction.
the guy must be a moron…
12 Spelling Mistakes, but that’s if you don’t count “O” because that’s just online spelling abbreviations. D:
Gah gah gah. This guy’s is so annoying.
-headdesk-
Counting all the slang, text spelling, and the three times he spelled your name wrong, I’d have to guess 21 mistakes. plus if you count when he wrote “I know anybody who read Twilight is a freak” putting an ‘s’ at the end of read would make that sentence make a little more sense; that would be 22 mistakes.
You rock Kaleb! Good for you for not letting this idiot get to you 🙂 you have many fans who adore you! I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about the other chapters 🙂
I counted 14 spelling mistakes…including him spelling your name wrong and the chat speak 🙂 you’re right…some guys just don’t learn at all lol
Oh My.
I counted around 28:
1. email~ E-mail
2. Yor~ Your
3. Coud~ Could
4. Prolly~ Probably
5. Bcause~ Because
6. BTW~ By The Way
7. Girls~ Girl’s
8. YD~ And?
9. OMFG~ Oh My Freaking Gosh
10. Caleb~ Kaleb
11. Anywher~ Anywhere
12. Proll~ Probably
13. y~ Why
14. Calebs~ Kaleb’s
15. Cause~ Because
16. Caleb~ Kaleb
17. Prolly~ Probably
18. Wit~ With
19. Soo~ So
20. Sware~ Swear
21. O~ Oh
22. U~ You
23. GF~ Girlfriend
24. Read~ Reads
25. U~ You
26. TwilightGuy~ Twilight Guy
27. Freakin~ Freaking
[(28.) I dont know whether this counts because its a common abbreviation] Site
I counted Chat Speak, because that is one of my greatest pet peeves.
Capitalizatin errors are driving me crazy, but when he didn’t capitalize ‘I’, I almost lost complete sanity.The punctuation is horrible as well.
This email would give my English Teacher a heart attack. This is my worst nightmare. I seriously feel like shoving every grammar book known to this world down this guy’s throat.
Seriously. He probably doesn’t like it because
1. No Pictures
2. Words are too big
3. He probably thinks Debussy is a form of Cheese.
The list goes on.
Oh and By The Way, I love you even more for this Kaleb!
I’m sure this guy is just jealous because he doesn’t have a fanbase the size of yours, or even have a fanbase alone.
I count 24, give or take a couple.
All I can say is … wow. And then laugh hysterically. It makes me wonder though. If he hates it so much, then why would he come to your website? I think he secretly loves it as much as any of us.
Hmmmm, well, counting all the abbreviations AND the regular spelling mistakes, I counted ten. I might have skimmed, but I’m sure I got them all. If I don’t, I still gots and Emmett tee! ^.^ (the gots was put purposely, I am not a dunce)
Whoa, Kaleb, so popular you are. The force is strong within this one!
What is with this guy?
I counted 14 but that includes the wrong verb tense…That was hilarious I have to say.
I think it’s funny how he knows Edward’s name and the correct spelling when he has absolutely no interest in this book what so ever… And how he just happened to think it would be a good idea to pick up the book and have a quick flick through instead of throwing it away or something that would seem more matching to his words… or whatever language he seems to be speaking… And we all know Stephenie likes to draw out her descriptions so for him to pick up on Edward being beautiful he would have had to read at least a paragraph?
PS I WOULD try and enter the comp but I’m from Australia and i doubt you’ll want to send it out here… But love the site!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats so hilarious
i dont even wanna guess how many mistakes he made
but this is hilarious
1. coud (could)
2. prolly (probably)
3. girls (girl’s)
4. caleb (kaleb)
5. anywher (anywhere)
6. prolly (probably)
7. calebs (kaleb’s)
8. caleb (kaleb)
9. to (so)
10. cause (’cause)
11. email (e-mail)
12. prolly (probably)
13. wit (with)
14. soo (so, but I don’t know if this counts, b/c I spell it like that for fun)
15. sware (swear)
16. o (oh)
17. read (reads, unless it’s standing for the past tense)
18. freakin (freakin’)
There were more punctuation mistakes and capitalization mistakes, but I didn’t count those. I didn’t count the abbreviations or slang, either.
I counted 20. Might be more or less, but the bad grammar and never-ending caps lock started giving me a headache…
Wow. That was hilarious.
I counted 14, but it was hard to differentiate between actual spelling mistakes and punctuation and ‘chat speak’
We’ll send to ANY country 😉
Gotta love the humorous way Kaleb deals with negativity…thanks!!
okay
first paragraph: 4, if you include that ‘come’ should have been ‘came’
second paragraph: 14 including the number of times he spelled your name wrong..and abbreviations
third paragraph: 9 if you include how ‘know’ was spelled as ‘now’ and twilight guy was one word…
so in total 27
jeez this guy really needs a life…
Wow. What a retard. He’s probably some pimply faced wannabe who is jealous of Edward because his gf actually dumped him because of his unwilling stubbornness to accept other people’s opinions. But he makes us laugh. =D
I counted 13. But I was being pretty linient.
I went through the “letter” (If it can be called that.) And I was being really picky about word choice and everything, and I got a really high number of mistakes. But if you just count misspelled words I found 28.
Wow, that guy needs a life. And I highly doubt that his girlfriend would ever call him back if she really has read Twilight, I know that if I ever met a guy like that I would drop him in a millisecond because he is so the opposite of Edward.
So, I counted 14 spelling mistakes, but was just SPELLING mistakes as you said…yeah I’m not going to fight it.
That guy just sees his inferiority when another guy has the guts to read a book that is written for a woman, because Stephenie Meyer is in fact female. He is probably scared out of his mind for losing his masculinity.
He annoys the crap out of me…What girl would ever want..blah. I’m too tired now.
Sorry for all the mistakes. Ironic eh? Wow I’m tired.
I have 28…
Good Golly that guy has to be the most..I can’t think of a word for it right now..But it makes you want to laugh because he sounds so stupid! And if he hates Twilight and anybody that reads it then why does he keep coming here? what a douche…
i counted 15 spelling mistakes.
the guy’s an ass.
Oh.. my.. god..
I.. would very much like a t-shirt, but this makes my eyes bleed. Seriously.
If I were to correct this, my head would explode in the process.
One thing that stuck out the most was ‘now’ instead of ‘know.’
He would have sounded more intelligent – or at least amusing – if he pulled a Chris Farley. “Oh My Freaking Goard!”
Just a guess here: 20 mistakes.
Not counting the mistake of sending you such a pathetic and immature email, the mistake of overstraining his tiny brain by actually READING and attempting WRITTEN COMMUNICATION, and the mistake of being (heehaw)ing dense and a (snort).
I myself counted 23 but I am not sure on whether or not we are correcting grammatical and spelling mistakes or just spelling mistakes.
If you’re counting spelling, I counted 12.
What a numpty! I don’t see why he felt the need to write the whole damn thing, without using a spellcheck…
I got 26, but that is probably because I grade work like a bitch, I counted every tiny mistake!
But seriously, he said Edward had no balls, I am deeply offended, nobody seems to have made much of a fuss about that…:( Maybe it is just me!
eh, i think i got 27 now. and that’s just spelling mistakes. jeez that guy still gets on my nerves…he probably has nothing better to do than rant about something he doesn’t know about and talk about non-existent girlfriends and not pay attention in English class.
everytime i read it again i see more mistakes!!!! so i’ll stick with this one. btw, keep up the good work!
Let’s see… *counts up tallies*… I got 25 mistakes, whether they be spelling, slang, or just plain laziness.
This guy is such a loser!
i counted 26 mistakes
including like everything
and i though i spelled bad….
-.-;;
but this made my day
made me smile and think of what a (heesnaw) he is.
Too funny – he’s such a catch! I counted 24.
Any guy who reads twilight and learns even just a little bit from Edward’s character is a very smart man indeed. It’s like hitting the “figuring out how women want to be treated” lottery!
Recount time! This time I got 14, only spelling mistakes, no chat speech or anything. GJ is a tard, and every girl who reads Twilight (which is basically the whole chick population) would most definitely NOT beg to (HEEHAW) with him.
Wow, that guy has issues. I counted 30 mistakes, but many of the errors were repeated. That guy needs to take an English class and then he might realize what a great write Stephenie Meyer really is.
i didn’t include chatspeak and got 13
=] hope i win!
HAHAHA… It is nice to read stuff like this. Like “Okay, I’m don’t know English very well, and what I write in English looks like something that a child wrote, but hey, I’m not the only one /o/” LOL
I counted 20 spelling mistakes.
i think it’s about fourteen. good lord this “human” needs a life!!!
I got 26 (that includes slang and things like btw and omfg (because techinically they are not words)and also names). I had such a hard time reading this because not only are there spelling problems, but his sentence structure is a mess.
he has probably never read a book in his entire life or at least one that he could understand seeing his grammer…*shudder*
Yeah, 18 spelling mistakes, three or so grammatical errors, and 3 ‘internet speak’ (omg).
There were probably more that I missed, but hey. And did he honestly spell your name wrong 3 times?! Duh- like a “K” is sooo hard to remember. T_T
But seriously- I can’t believe this guy.
Honestly- I think he has a man-crush on you. What other reason would the (heehaw)bag have for visiting your site and sending you (pathetic) hatemail!?
I’m telling you- man crush! That and I bet he is obsessed with Twilight.
wow. ummm i counted around 16 unless you count things like omfg misspelled words.
anyway, i think the guy is hilarious hahaha i bet that if he actually read the book, he’d love it.
he’ll probably just end up going “f-ing retards reading this f-ing book, i bet it sucks. i’lll just read a couple of chapters and…omg! edward!” hahahahahahaha
all in all i counted around 16
i wasn’t sure what should be counted as a mistake or not, the whole email was just hurting my eyes, the language and spelling errors were all over the place,it was really hard to read. But i came up with a grand total of 21 mistakes.
I counted 18 mistakes, but I probably wrong because his horrible grammer made me dizzy.
I counted 18 spelling mistakes, including text lingo (examples: BTW, OMFG, and GF) and the mispelling of your name. The things I didn’t include were grammar mistakes. Am I right?? (haha, probably not)
Uhhhh 23.I think…
Okay. I counted 14 spelling errors. Which includes all of the stupid acronyms that lazy people use (omg for example). I don’t see how you can put up with people like this. They’re so rude and obnoxious.
Okay, so I tried to count the spelling errors even though I said I wouldn’t try. Ummm……14 errors….possibly?
Happy Birthday to Jennifer. Her mom didn’t throw her a birthday party till yesterday and today (sleepover). Her birthday was in December!
I’ve tried to convince her to read Twilight but she still has not read it. She reads other books.
Keep reading Twilight Kaleb!
Stevie was here 🙂