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OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING GJ |
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We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.
I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.
I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?
ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.
409 Responses
woooow. that dude needs to stfu. he is never gonna get a girl again if he acts like this…what a dbag. his gf never called to take him back and he is a really stupid dbag for emailing yet again disses on twilight in front of a bunch of twilight fans….wow.
kaleb u rule for what ur doing and i really hope that most guys r like u!
Man, what a dork! You rock, Kaleb.
I counted fifteen misspellings, including two ‘prolly’s, two misspellings of your name, and the ‘o’s and ‘u’s – I really hate it when people do that.
Edward isn’t real? *crumples down to a crooked circley shape* Ok I know he isn’t real but some hope please? Maybe someday we(the girls) would be able to find an edward of our own, but he will never ever eva be as perfect as the real Edward Cullen(Hopefully that Edward wannaba read the twiligt saga )*sighs and daydreams about you-know-who* NO not Orlando Bloom!
oh my god, Was I supposed to get angry? I just thought it was hilarious, what an idiot. He needs to learn how to spell. Not only that but the English language is filled with thousands of amazing and discriptive words that vent anger much more efficently than using words that he thinks sound cool. Truthfully it makes him sound like an imbicile (more of one than he already is) Well thank you GJ for the wonderful laugh.
Omg, that made me laugh sooo hard.
Thank you for being awesome and posting that.
So we’re freaks?
Well, at least we’re grammatically correct freaks. :]
I’d rather be a freak than a pig who has nothing better to
do than try to be the true “punk” that he is by rebelling against
a book that most people enjoy just because that book is tons cooler than he is.
We should cage these people and joyfully poke them with sticks. :]
<3
Savy.
Ok, this guy is past stupid. First of all the whole thing should be wrong because you don’t type in caps! Other than that I saw errors in grammar and spelling! And since I couldn’t understand what in the hell he was saying here:
“YOU GO TELL ALL YOUR ‘MILLIONS OF FANS” (yeah right to (name removed)like you caleb has anywher near, most of twilight guy fans are proll y..”
I’m assuming his complete lack of commas is the reason I had to re-read that sentence at least 8 times (and I still don’t understand it).
I think everything below is just spelling. Everything below includes your name spelled wrong, the multitude of abbreviations he uses (I’m sorry but BTW is NOT A WORD!) and the number of times you’re or your was spelled wrong (because he used the wrong one).
1.O -Oh
2.U -you (I counted 2 times)
3.Sware -swear
4.caleb -Kaleb (I counted 3 times)
5.Coud -could
6.prolly -probably (3 Times)
7. Yor
8.anywher -anywhere
9.OMFG
10.WIT- with
11.GF
12.Soo- so
13.BTW
14.YD- ?
15.BCause- because
16.Freakin-freaking
17. y-why
18. email- e-mail
19. Girls- girl’s
So thats 24 not counting these.. which are all spelled correctly, it’s just the word choice is wrong.
1.now- know
2.cause- (which should be because)(2 times)
3.twilight- which should be capatilized for being a proper noun
4.i-I
5.read- reads
6.come- came
7. I went OMFG- I said
8. calebs- Kaleb’s
If you add these the total shoots to 31.
Then there is an insane disregard for commas, apostrophes.
I know the contest already closed, but I have too much fun pointing out his mistakes.
hell after reading that I feel like my IQ dropped!!! never read such poor grammer in my life. it’s almost as bad as how ghetto people type.
*head desk*
reading Lucy’s comment (# 358) I laughed so hard. Its all true and funny.
This guy needs to get a life and go back to first grade so he can find out how to spell.
Kaleb, this is my first time on your site and it’s now a favorite! Props to reading the gratest book ever and telling us about what you think!
GJ!!!! no one cares what you think & go find a dictionary!!
There’s ‘PROLLY’ 1 million spelling mistakes in there. He’s like the dumbest person I’ve EVER heard of. ‘(HEEHAW)’
hey i just want 2 let u kno i gt my boyfriend 2 read it and by an act of God he is now as addicted 2 it as i am(and u)and this guy is a compleate heeha! and is only heehaing around 2 get a girl!=]
ahh i cant count the spelling mistakes hahaha. there are too many it’s like this freak didn’t go to school!
Kaleb you are awesome. i love you! i swear, more guys need to read Twilight because unfortunately there is a handful of guys out there like that (HEEHAW). =]
and, like some people have posted before, if Twilight disgusts him so much and he hates all this, then WHY DID HE WASTE HIS TIME CHECKING YOUR SITE??? LOL. he’s a retard.
i bet you he secretly read Twilight and is in love with Edward Cullen =D
my best friend (who is a GUY) read Twilight BEFORE me and i can thank Stephenie for making us even closer (though there are millions of things i could thank her for)
keep on reading, Kaleb! it just gets better! love you!!
~sissy
Seeing as it’s after June 3, and that many hundreds of people have done it before me, it seems somewhat pointless to reiterate the obvious. However, I think I would enjoy the opportunity too much to let it slide.
This list includes GJ’s grammatical and punctual errors, in addition to his spelling errors. It also includes internet slang. It would appear that it was too tedious for poor GJ to type out the actual words. I know I wouldn’t want to, if they were pertaining to that (HEEHAW).
Or, there is always the possibility that poor GJ’s intellectual happenings are so little and far between that spelling is something he considers to be unnecessary when writing.
Anyway, back to the list:
Come- Came
Email- E-mail
Yor- Your
Coud- Could
Prolly- Probably
Bcause- Because
Btw- By The Way
Girls- Girl’s
YD- Yesterday
OMFG- Oh My (HAW)ing God
‘Millions of Fans”- GJ has not yet learned the difference between an apostrophe and a quotation mark.
Caleb- he misspelled your name
Anywher- Anywhere
Proll y- Probably
To- So
Cause- Because
Calebs- Not only did he misspell your name, but he forgot the apostrophe! Ooh. Double whammy.
i- I
caleb- Kaleb
Cause- Because
Prolly- Probably
Wit- With
Soo- So
Sware- Swear
O- Oh
U- You
Now- Know
GF- Girl Friend
Freakin- Freaking
“Anybody who read”- Anybody who reads
U- You
Wow. What an (NEIGH) hole.
Anyway, my total error count is: 34
Not including punctual errors: 30
Not including punctual or grammatical errors: 22
Not including punctual, grammatical or internet slang: 17
There you go. 🙂
the girl # 172…
she spelled douche wrong.
It’s ‘douche’ not ‘deuche’.
Just wanted to share that.
Love you Kaleb.
I wanna (heehaw) you!! =D
jk….a little. =0
I can give you a few possible responses for fun, and they are pretty much clean, just have somewhat riskier meanings and whatnot. I would post here, but, some things are better left for the guy who has to deal with a raging p****.
That’s what he is, really. Almost anyone can make that conclusion from the two E-Mails he has sent you.
Oh, yeah, The replies I know of, they can easily be written in a language Cro-Magnons like him can understand. Some have to be, to be properly understood. If you can see my E-mail and have some interest, get back to me, I’ll be glad to help you give him something to think about.
wow.
i just keep reading and this
just get funnier!!!
PS. the link on my name the first time is wrong.
it’s fixed now if you wanna see my myspace!!!
Love you Kaleb!!!
okay i freaking am..going to…
(i really have no words to describe how mad i am right now!)
that freak insulted
1. you
2. the brilliant stephanie
3. edward???(wtf! how DARE he!)
4. and me. he insulted everyone who has ever liked twilight
i really have no words
dont you DARE listen to that &%^* (heehawing jerk)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. This guy is either insanely insecure about his manliness, or insanely jealous that girls love Edward more than they love him. It’s actually sad though, that someone could possibly have so much hate towards people he’s never met before…
I think 15 is a number. Counting the webspeak that wasn’t common knowledge to me, and the fact he spelled your name wrong.
This guy needs someone to circumcise him and accidentally on purpose slip.
He sounds like this guy I’m trying to convince to read twilight.. well not exactly.. the guy I’m trying to convince is more intelligent and doesn’t swear as much. Even though he’s referred to the twilight series as a wooden boat full of bs someone is trying to shove up his ass
hehe! I tried to count it all but not even a vampire has the time to count how many mistakes this guy makes! Also my contacts got drier then that one desert in South America that hasn’t rained in 400 years… (sorry I forgot what it’s called) Well anyway, the virdict is this guy has mental issues!
there are exactly 13 spelling mistakes in the email… and I take being called a freak as a good thing!!!!!!! so HA! anyway what is that guy’s problem?????? and if I was his girlfriend I would dump him the minute he a. said he could get more girls because (sorry for the extremly vain comment) he would have me. B. that email just proves what a self-centered jerk he is and c. he insulted Twilight, this (AWESOME!) website and Edward who is perfect. If Edward EVER acted like that I would go for Jacob and I hate him a lot. and as “I don’t feel like telling you :)” said he has mental issues so take that GJ!!!
god what is up with that guy! like any girl would want him in the first place. he’s the kind of guy i would just like to punch in the face for being such an idiot. *sigh* the close-mindedness of some people is infuriating.
Wow, no matter how rude and crude and inappropriate that man is … your dubbing of his curse words made me giggle like a 12 year old pubescent girl.
Thank you for turning what could have been an upsetting development into something that I can show my friends and laugh about.
As for GJ, he needs to grow up and make it his first priority to develop an intellect.
i really, really hate guys like that! He probably has no life which is why he goes on to random sites just to smash them to make himself feel better.
I for one think its awesome that a guy actually wants to read somthing other then playboy or comic books. So go you Kaleb!
I counted 12 mistakes but im probably wrong 🙂
What a jerk!
Wow, how pathetic. Doesn’t even know how to spell. That really gets his point across, doesn’t it? I can’t stand guys like that. Why exactly does he waste his time on this site if he hates Twilight so much? (and the sad thing is he has never even read the book). That’s extremely messed up. God help him.
You know, his threat of sueing might be worse if he knew how to spell ‘probably’
Also, the bit about Edward Cullen not existing really hurt.
yesh.
*tear*
Moron. I mean, if you don’t like the book, then fine. and “no wonder a lady wrote it”? Give me a break.
Hahahahahahahaha!
The first one was annoying, but this is just funny! I don’t know what to say. I guess it’s guys like him who make girls think guys are all the same.
I’m really fascinated by his extensive vocabulary.
an amazingly insightful boy. I mean, why should we all recieve educations, and learn colorful words describe what we mean… when we can just as easily call everyone an idiot five or so times in one letter?
maybe he could spend less time complaining and actually read the book, once he’s done he can ACTUALLY complain. I sometimes type like that only when i type REALLY fast… 110 wpm. If he really doesn’t care, why would he check around this site? EVER? Since the last time he emails you. He’s probably just another attention seeking child. And why could he be so cruel when he knows that a bunch of girls, and maybe boys, are probably going to go and mob him down. He probably doesn’t spend much time in school, he probably CAN’T read twilight, thats why he complains about it, and thats why he can’t spell.
HAH.
What do you think this guy’s so-called “girl friend” will think when she sees his name all over this? I’m sure she’d be ashamed (that’s IF this girl really exists). Which if she did exist, she’d have to have the lowest self esteem to date a guy like this with no good taste in manners, or in books, or language itself.
And I counted 22 mistakes, counting your name, Kaleb, and the abbreviations. Unless you want grammar, too. That..will take a while.
i feel bad for this guy. its sad he has nothing to do but send hate mail. what confuses me the most is; how did he happen apon this site? because he must have been googling twilight or on twilightteez or somthing, so maybe he secretly loves it but feels he has to prove he doesn’t by insulting an iconic twilight follower. i wonder if he hate mails stephanie meyer. the farm animal theme is cute.
Umm, I agree it was kinda hard to count the spelling errors because sometimes he would just use internet slang like “omg” and also spelling your name wrong… but all in all I got 10. I hope I’m right!
Ha. I LOVE this website and this idiot should get a life. He must have SOMETHING better to do than send hate mail. I applaud you for posting it with the animal theme. Ha.
So Kaleb, did this guy keep his word? Have you gotten sued? What a liar annnnnnnd what a vulgar person. He should stop being a heehaw and do something with his life, or at least chill out. Also he’s lying abbout his girlfriend she would’ve never called asking him back she would’ve walked to his door and throw allllllll the books aiming for his (heehaw) or his little impy nose. Anyways Kaleb you rock and don’t listen to donkeys who like to swear… I’m picturing donkey from shrek in an R rated movie. Lol keep it up one of my fav sites. GO TEAM ALICE!
omg that guy cracks me up. He’s soo gay its hilarious. I always come to this page when i feel bad so i can laugh at this idiot. And I dumped my boyfriend cause he WASNT like Edward Cullen. So being like edward is really makes girls like you. keep up the good work Kaleb!
Wow, if only he knew how wrong he was…
Rock on Kaleb!
Yeesh, what a loser. Clearly, he’s jealous of you, Kaleb. for 3 reasons.
1. You have the ability to actually read (and write) a book. Something he clearly could never accomplish, judging by his atrocious grammar and spelling.
2. You have an extremely popular website, and you’ve even been interviewed for Entertainment Weekly!
3. You have hordes of fangirls.(myself included!) Girls tell you how awesome you are on a daily basis!
So dont listen to this pathetic, insecure wannabe! (But please, do keep posting his letters. They’re quite amusing)
okay hello.
this guy is a moron.
maybe he could take a hint.
we’re aware that edward is a fictional character.
[notice the icons. but we can still dream…]
but if he was half as amazing as edward [or even JACOB] he would be a guy that any girl would be lucky to have.
but then again, to learn the lessons from this book, you have to actually be able to read so… guess that option’s out for him.
audiobook, anyone?
all i have to say is that guy sucks. how DARE he trash talk Edward Cullen. the only reason he doesn’t like twilight is because he knows how awesome Edward is and he knows he could never live up to him. And whats this crap about him having a girlfriend? what a load.
Omg!! i can’t believe some guy will do this …. i mean he IS jealous about it…
Kaleb you rock ! =) this is the first time i’ve been addicted to blogs.. haha.. keep up the good work!
OME…I’m sure I’ll need to go to the doctor after reading this… My eyes can’t stand that horrible grammar… Who the hell can even wrtite like this??
Geez…
P.s. Besides, he’s a liar. You’re awsome, and, the last time I checked, I wasn’t a freak.
P.p.s I’m portuguese, so, I think my own errors are understandable (is this how it’s written? Sorry.)
what an idiot. i mean, dumping his girlfriend just because of a book?! plus all of that swearing, rudeness, misspelling, etc., i don’t think he will ever do achive in life. kaleb, you rock! you are so much better than this guy!
jealousy…, is really something, eh?
i love the site,,,
im pretty sure he wont get another girl in his intire life…,
p.s.
GO TEAM EMMETT..!
he’s second of my best characters in twilight saga,.hihi
Kaleb, don’t even worry about this idiot suing you. It’s just to scare(although I know it isn’t) you off. If he hates Twilight so much why does he care about who reads it or what Edward is like? Team Kaleb! Team Edward!
Um, I’m just going to say that I, being an avid reader, had a terribly hard time reading this because of all of the errors and profanity.
Ok, I’m not sure what you are counting, but I counted 31 total mistakes, including spelling, grammar, and abbreviations. I’m also counting everything that he didn’t capitalize, including YOUR NAME. Which, sadly, was spelled incorrectly.
You know, I almost want to feel empathy for this loser, merely for the fact that he cannot spell to save his life. Oh, wait. Jasper stopped me from feeling sorry. 🙂
I Just Don’t have words to discribe this guy.
1)I am not english our American, i learn english in my school and i am not a very good student, i mean i don’t have the better marks of my class, but i think that i still write better them him( but i don’t have sure)
2) i am really make an effort to find out words to describe this guy, but i just can’t find words to explain the way he make me feel.(and is not because i don’t know the words in english, because i know a certain words for him, but is just not polite write them in here) petty, that one word to descrive the way he make me feel for people like him. because he is just that kind of people that can’t do anything and can’t anyone be happy about anything.
and finaly
3) if he thinks that everyone that read twilight books are an idiot, and he don’t want be friend of anyone that read the books, let me tell you, i am sure that you will never found a girl that don’t like twilight, so bad luck for you on datting, and if you don’t notice boys are start to like twilight too, so i think you are gonna lose many friends
Hah!
I counted 14 spelling/grammar errors.
Wow
He’s the Idiot.
Your amazing Kaleb…..
Oh that’s 16 since he spelled your name wrong.
Would you count that?
Well its either 16 or 14.
If i were the girl this idiot was about to rip her book I would’ve beat him to a pulp!then i would’ve beat him even more for being so hateful!what i would like to know is why does he even try?you can’t take down twilighters even if you tried.i would love it if he was like that towards me!c’mon Kaleb just “accidentally”release his address!!!!