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So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than… [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think … [farmer’s tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or … [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 😀
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 😉 ). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
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nine
Just spelling? Then nine, including spelling Stephenie wrong which is the epitome of fIAL.
DFTBA!
I caught 10!
I was almost scared to read it again to count. I got about 7. But I think I lost IQ points. It doesn’t quite seem worth it.
I counted 7, unless you mean left out using the wrong word and forgetting the existence of the space bar, then it’s 9… but i really do want to count all his grammatical errors as well… ap english did teach me something, it seems….
Just found your site and have determined that you are AWESOME.
And, I believe I found 10 spelling mistakes.
I got 9 including the misspelling of Stephenie’s name and “areal” guy. Wow, I can’t believe he actually had the nerve to send that! Oh well, I really needed a good laugh after a bad day and that helped! 🙂
Nine. I counted Stephenie, because that is technically wrong.
i believe that i caught 10 spelling errors…
11
Well, that was quite a rude letter. It looks like he should spend his time doing something productive.
I found 9 spelling errors – I think. The part “and your up here” didn’t make sense even with a “you’re” to replace the your. So that was a bit of a question for me. Let me know if you want the list I found.
I like your site very much. He sounds better to me. 🙂
I MEANT to say BITTER (not better) wow all that misspelling rubbed off. (What a BAD typo on my part.)
Wow. He ‘fials’ at spelling and grammar. There are nine spelling mistakes.
there is 10 spelling mistakes.
and like a million other mistakes, like hating on the most amazing person EVER.
so he can go (cluck-cluck) on his own time. 😀
9 spelling mistakes!
ok, i can understand misspelling stephenie since it isn’t the traditional spelling, but “fial”? *shakes head* anyways, pretty sure there’s 9 spelling mistakes.
WOW!
Another one? Seriously? haha well Kaleb u R POPULAR!
lol
well I’m not going into what an idiot he is because I’d be wasting more times on these imbeciles haha.
and I counted nine but I’m probably wrong since I suck myself but at least I sound smart while doing it lol ^__^
I counted 8, but I could be wrong as some of the letter was unintelligible. I find it interesting that he would have the gall to call you an idiot when he clearly publicises to the world that he cannot spell the simplest of words. The vulger language also adds to the whole “he’s an idiot theme” because only people who have a limited vocabulary resort to using profanity as they have no other way to express ideas. I do hope he enjoys reading all of these comments.
I found 9 spelling mistakes in the letter. Wow, that person needs to go back to basic spelling class in… what? forth grade? And perhaps read a book before he says anyone can read, might help his grammer too. hehe.
i got 7… (including the mispelling of stephenie)
if he thinks reading twilight is a waste of time then why did he go to the site in the first place?
I got 8 spelling mistakes
i think i got 8
Oh man, I got 10 mistakes!
I guess you can’t blame him too much, being outdone by a fictional character is sure to bruise a couple egos as well as someone’s spelling ability. 😉
Lol, I got 9 spelling mistakes…Kinda makes you think why these guys are so bitter, I bet their girlfriends (if they could get one in the first place being that idiotic and vulgar) left their sorry butts for something better once reading Twilight and your site (because you’re awesome even if you are too young and I’m married). I would really like to know if these people can, in fact, read a book as this guy said everyone can, because I’m under the impression that they can’t because they obviously don’t know how to pick up a dictionary and at least spell things right in a letter they’re trying to sound superior in. I just love how stupid people can make themselves sound and look when they think they’re better than someone else. (I’m a cashier/customer service worker so I see people do that a lot) Ok, all done now. =)
9!
lol, oh wow.
“uva”?
Some…Ugh,if you’re going to state your opinion, do it with dignity. Don’t just throw insults and make a fool of yourself.
But way to go! One of the first indications of becoming famous-ish is getting a few insulting letters, haha.
nine
😀
Well, if you mean real, actual spelling mistakes…there are six. (I didn’t count Stephanie as wrong because that is the traditional way to spell it.) Also, I didn’t count ‘areal’ either because that is more a grammatical error than a spelling mistake. Reading this email; I have to say, I was appalled. I am, (what do you call it?) The grammar nazi. Like that woman in the third Series of Unfortunate Events book. If I see a grammatical or spelling error, I HAVE to point it out or fix it, no matter who it belongs to. It’s my pet peeve. So I believe I got these right. 🙂
I counted 8 mistakes!
And I actually just re-read my first post and see an error…ugh that’s going to bug me for awhile…
I counted nine mistakes as well. I loved your comments like “farmers tractor rolls by” and “cows moo in bored tones”. I’m a guy, and my friend recommended the books to me and her boyfriend told her about them. I think the saddest part of this ordeal is to see just how badly the school system has failed him. And is it just me, or does anybody get the feeling that he isn’t just opposed to reading the “Twilight” Saga, it is more any book with no pictures and 12 font words that he is scared of?
Wow…that was insightful *heavy sarcasm*
I think there were nine spelling mistakes, but I’m not completely clear on what is or isn’t a spelling mistake.
haha, geez.
i found 9, not counting words used incorrectly (inspire? maybe aspire…)
ranters should really use spell-check.
I caught 9
And wow, what a rude person, I am also a guy, and the 7 girls in my class forced me to read Twilight by use of blackmail, and I am so grateful I read it, it is such an amazing series!
He is Major Fail!
i counted 9.
don’t you find it hilarious that this guy took the time to come to your site, browse it (most likely) and write hate mail with such bad grammar. some people!
LOLMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
D. is “mAJOR fIAL!”
Oh man, tyvm “D.”, I just had the greatest chuckle!
Another one, eh? The title of this post is so fitting… Some guys never learn!
Anyway, I counted nine spelling mistakes, including spelling Stephenie wrong. How dare he?! Oh, wait, he doesn’t care! 😛
Oh man, I just saw something else, does this guy know what punctuation is? Hate to tell the guy, but there is more than just periods and question marks. Oh, and what is a “real vampire book”? There are so many different myths about vampires that I’d like to know what his idea of one is. Oh, I know…
[IMG] images/1/1a/Thecountsnumberparade.jpg [/IMG]
Ahahaha! I didn’t ever expect to see ANOTHER farm animal around here….. This place is getting to be a real zoo, no? What with the bears, chickens, donkeys, and wolves…… *chuckles* People never fail to shock me. Such rudeness! At least it was amusing, though. I’m not even going to TRY to count the mistakes, let’s just call it “Train-Wreck-Worthy”.
Ugh, ok, the picture post didn’t work like on some other sites, so here’s the link to what I’ve come to think is this guys idea of a real vampire book…
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/1/1a/Thecountsnumberparade.jpg
8
9
I’m going to say nine. That includes misspelling Stephenie’s name.
Seven.
Not nearly as many as GJ did. Disappointing.
Still, I laughed so hard. Let’s see if he does a follow-up like GJ. That’d be entertaining. =]
i think it is 10
I caught 10!
wow. the NERVE of some people.
i counted 8
I counted 9 errors.
D should stop being a COW-ard (lmao, I can make farm animal jokes!)by hidind behind fake e-mail adresses. Also, he shouldn’t waste his time sending you hate mail while he could be going to summer school!
Kaleb, you’re awesome!
hmmmm i’ll go with 10. maybe 11 if you “helluva” should be “hell of a.” Which I do, so final answer: 11.
I’m getting 9 if we’re going by the loosest guidelines. However, if we’re only going with straight up spelling mistakes (not just typing errors — like failing to use the space bar — or using the wrong word or using the wrong version of “you’re”) then I get 4. And only 3 if you don’t count the misspelling of Stephenie.