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So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than… [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think … [farmer’s tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or … [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 😀
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 😉 ). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
476 Responses
There’s 9 (If i counted correctly):
1. ‘thing’ – I believe it’s meant to be “think”
2. your – should be you’re
3. uva
4. hhe
5. stephanie *gasp* hey! He spelt stephenie wrong.
6. areal
7. becuase
8. frist
9. fIAL – haha
I say 8 and what a moron.
Wow, this guy has serious issues. He needs his own life.
I counted 12, but I might’ve miscalculated.
your = you’re
thing = think
hhe = he
anbyody = Anybody
stephanie = Stephenie
areal = a real
becuase = because
frist = first
fIAL = fail
But if you count lack of capitalization (based off of his horrid punctuation)
and = And
any = Any
a = A
so = So
take = Take
shove = Shove
shut = Shut
yOU = You
aRe = are
mAJOR = major
So in total: 19.
20 if you count uva, which is slang and not correct English.
I know I can’t win anything. I just like to do this stuff for fun.
Ah, what a pleasant guy.
Though the chicken/farm noises you edited in did make it pretty darn hilarious.
Nine spelling errors?
Nine, excluding grammatical errors (I’m looking at ‘your’) and including the misspelling of Stephenie’s actual name.
This is horrible… again !
Ow well, at least it gives me a shot at winning a marvelous T-shirt ! As most here, my bet is on 9 spelling errors.
First count I got 7, second count I got 9 so that will be my bet 🙂
Must admit it wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be, but then again English is my second language.
01. you’re (sp)
02. think (sp)
03. Well, I (comma)
04. uva (?, sp)
05. And (capital/sp)
06. Any (capital/sp)
07. Edward (capital/sp)
08. A (capital/sp)
09. he (sp)
10. Anybody (capital/sp)
11. stupid. You (punctuation and capital/sp)
12. Stephenie (two mistakes in one word, capital and sp)
13. 2 (?; what is that number doing there?)
14. what (“what” doesn’t belong here)
15. a real (sp)
16. So (capital/sp)
17. because (sp)
18. first (sp)
19. You (capital/sp)
20. are (capital/sp)
21. major (capital/sp)
22. fail (capital/sp)
That makes 20. I’m sure I didn’t find every mistake. I’m not a native English speaker. ^^
He asks why you wast your time but isn’t he doing it himself? Writing letters which are stupid is a time wasting activity.
I’d love to hit D and GJ once for hating you and Twilight!
I got 9^^ But english isn’t my first language so…
Omg.. it seems like ppl have no life and are soooo bored and are so jealous of someone who has a life that they try to make as much SPELLING MISTAKES as they can! I can’T believe it 😉
Like this HP ROCKZ that’s always in your chat ^^
Who cares 😀
Ha. That made me laugh a bit this morning.
Kaleb..can I have a shirt??
I believe that there are 8 spelling mistakes and one missing word.
I believe that there are 8 spelling mistakes and one missing word. (other is wrong address).
Hey, this is Laura from the Philippines. Honestly, this is the first time I’ve ever visited the site. I didn’t really post here to put the spelling mistakes, but since the others before have done so, I will, but at the end.
What I really wanted to comment on was the emphasis on the gender thing, because I could detect that D. seemed to have some bias on guys reading the Twilight Series. I’m from this co-ed school, and our batch had only around 65 people in our HS. But even with the limited number of students, there was diversity in our personalities. I don’t want to put stereotypes and such. Many guys (and yes I was surprised that some particular ones) here read Twilight and loved it. In fact, it was a guy who recommended I read the book, which had not gained popularity yet in this country. We were ahead of the others in our school. And we spread it around. 🙂 Status quos are not that emphasized in my school. Anyone can hang out with anyone, as long as you enjoy being with those person/s. It saddens me that D. was blinded by prejudice. As females have gained more equal rights with males throughout the years, it’s only fair too that guys can read Twilight, and share in the delight (not just disgust) of the story. Hail Twilight, and I commend you too Kaleb.
-Laura
P.S. I counted the spelling mistakes. I didn’t include the other needing spaces and capitalization stuff.
thing-think (*is this a spelling mistake? I’m not sure if this is grammatical)
hhe-he
inspire-aspire*
anbyody-anybody
stephanie-Stephenie
becuase-because
frist-first
fIAL-Fail[ure]
i hope i dont know that guy! lol.. and i wonder if he even had a GF.. cuz if he had, he wouldnt be saying bad things about edward..lol if u know what i mean..lol oh well some ppl are like that…we all still love you kaleb
It doesnt amaze me that you recieve hate mail for what you do, but how much on a daily basis do you recieve? Do you post everyone that you recieve or only the amusing ones ^.^
Im a 22 year old guy who just started reading Twilight, its an amazing book and I havent been able to put it down. Just got to chapter 18. After I read the chapter I’ve been coming here and reading your insights on it to see how we match up.
In all honesty it was your website that inspired me to read the novels in the first place. Thank you for the tip off to an amazing novel and what im sure is an equally amazing series.
9 mistakes
I counted 7!!
Wow! What a sad individual *shakes head*
I’m truly sorry that you have to be subjected to such ignorance and pointless hate.
No matter! We love you and your websites.
I caught only six spelling mistakes, but certainly the biggest would be the misspelling of Steph’s name.
I counted 9 spelling mistakes!
8 mistakes is what i counted!
Please give me the shirt!
This made me laugh. Some people just don’t get how much of an idiot they’re making of themselves. Oh, and HPROCKZ in the chat sounds exactly like him… and he only showed up recently… suspicious…
I counted 9 spelling errors, but if you’re counting capitalization as well, then it would be 19.
Kaleb, you’re awesome, and I loved your video the other day! 🙂
LOL
I think my IQ just dropped about 20 point. xD
Oh, and by the way, I counted nine errors.^^
I meant points. See? I knew I got dumber by reading that letter…
Well, apparentely some guys will never EVER learn. *facepalm*
I would count the mistakes, but I don’t want you to have to send the t-shirt all the way to Portugal. See? I’m your friend. I don’t want you to spend all your money. xD
I got seven, eight if you count the fact that he didn’t capitalize Edward’s name. *deathglare*
Which is a seperate crime in its own right. (:
Fial. I will remember that forever and always. d:
I’m pretty sure guys like this probably live in the basement of their mom’s house. I’m trying to come up with the right comments for people who waste their time with those kind of messages when they know they won’t make a difference. Clearly he’s not trying to get a girlfriend, because even if a girl hadn’t read Twilight or even didn’t like it, that kind of language and disrespect dosen’t fly.
I got 9 too.
I wonder if this guy:
-has a life
-is too superficial to believe that girls DO like guys who know more than cursing!
-is even a real guy who is probably just mad because his girlfriend got dazzled by the Cullens. :))
I counted 9, but it all depends on what you’re classifying as a “spelling” mistake
I also got nine. I feel sorry for guys who think that letters like this will make the recipient do anything but laugh, and make us all laugh at him. And people who rAndOmlY caPiTaliZe letters- I think his shift key was having problems.
I got ten…excluding “uva” at the end of some of his clucking noises. I’m not sure if that counts as a mistake.
1. “your” – you’re (Is this a spelling mistake or incorrect usage?)
2.”thing” – think
3. “uva” – of a(?)
4. “inspire” – I assume he meant “aspire,” but who knows?
5. “hhe” – he
6. “stephanie” – Stephenie
7. “areal” – a real
8. “becuase” – because
9. “frist” – first
10. “fIAL” – fail[ure] (Unless he meant to spell “vile,” wishing to express even more of his distaste for you, Kaleb. Even then, he misspelled it. And “major” would need to become “majorly” in that case.)
When will they learn?
Like most, I found 9 spelling mistakes. I could probably find a lot more, but it’s still too early to function properly.
It’s quite funny to see these guys trying to make you look bad when, in all their efforts, make themselves look like complete morons. Can’t spell, probably can’t read very well…
How do they even KNOW about you in the first place?! haha Did they just run a search on Twilight sites or something?
I counted 11 incorrect words (with capitalization errors as well).
I caught 6 pure spelling errors. There were also 3 errors in misuse of words (your instead of you’re, etc.) and 1 missed space, which blended two words, and could be counted as a spelling error.
So there’s my answer. 6. Or 7. Or 9. Or 10.
As a side note, I’m a teacher, and my middle school students would know better than to hand in a paper with errors this atrocious.
I counted ten, but there could be more because I have no idea what this is supposed to mean:
Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool.
I found 8 but then again i admit my spelling sucks too.
i found nine =]
How horrible! I dont understand why these guys do things like this…They have to be jealous, only Kaleb Nation would get 80+ comments from mostly girls…
🙂
I counted nine spelling errors. Then again, there were a lot more grammatical errors. I am the first to admit that I cannot spell, but at least I am better than D. If he has the nerve to send that to you, then he should at least show his face. He probably just wants to see all of the responses that his letter will receive. But I wonder how he found out about your website. HHHHMMMMM??????????? ^_^
I counted 9 spelling mistakes. Well, that is if you count uva. The grammar mistakes add up to about 20 if u count them in as well. 😀 Don’t worry Kaleb. He’s just jealous that nobody like him and he doesn’t have the brain to read the Twilight Saga. *He probably wouldn’t know half of the words that Stephenie uses anyways…* *heehee…:P*
I got 10 mistakes!!!!
Ohwow.
That IS major fial.
I counted Eight, including Stephenie’s name and ‘areal’. It could be nine if you count ‘inspire’, but I’m not sure if you’re counting that as grammar, since he probably meant ‘aspire’.
It’s a comfort to know that when someone receives Hate Mail, the sender is usually an idiot, as seen from the mail they send. It’s hard to be insulted by someone with fewer than 70 IQ points. 😉
Oh, wait there are 13! I just read it again and found more.
9 mistakes
I got 10. Someone needs to go back to English class…
So did he hit caps lock at the end to prove his point and still try to capitalize the first letters? Because really bothered me. I wanted to fix his grammar too. Stupid people trying to send hate mail and being one big fIAL.
I found 8 actual mispelled words, among many other errors in writing.
Idiot.
Aww come on!
That one wasn’t even that funny, apart from the spelling and grammer mistakes (but that wasn’t even funny).
It was hard to read with all the clucking, imagine reading it with the real words in there (although he probably spelled all of those wrong =D).
I am just glad you can take it and make a joke out of it. You are really great Kaleb, there isn’t anything you CAN’T do! Keep up the good spirits!
P.S. I already have a t-shirt so I am not trying to spell anything wrong.
1. your – I believe this is supposed to be a you.
2. thing – think
3. uva – of a
4. inspire – aspire (though I’m sure you’ve inspired someone.)
5. hhe – he
6. anbyody – anybody
7. Stephanie – Stephenie (did he even look at this site?)
8. areal – a real (spaces are your friend!)
9. frist – first
10. becuase – because
11. Fial – fail
In closing I would like to say… Spell check should be the best friend of people like this.