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So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than… [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think … [farmer’s tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or … [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 😀
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 😉 ). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
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I counted:
7 spelling mistakes/fake words
+ 1 random “2” which I am thinking was supposed to be “too” and placed before the question mark (maybe?)
+ 2 words that he misspelled because he should have used other words/tenses
+ 1 word that might be spelled wrong (assuming that he meant to say “aspire”)
= 11
I didn’t count not capitalizing letters (in front or in the middle of random words) because I would consider that grammar.
I will never understand why some people, like D/GJ, thrive on negative attention. If he had read the books, he could have sent in a nice e-mail and had it on the website. Then people would be saying nice things about him.
well, it all really depends on what you call a spelling error. I am an english fanatic, and I ace everything that has to do with spelling and grammar, so I really couldn’t tell you. There were six. then there were seven. followed by eight. nine came next. and then ten. andthen, if you want to include all the other mistakes….
well, that would take way to long. and i do agree that his probably just ticked because he lost his girlfriend – if he could get one – to Twilight. and i personally would love to slap him once for you, and four times for twilight – once for every book. you rock, stay strong!
and what idiot doesn’t even know how to spell the name of the person he’s trying to dis?!
1.your > you’re
2.thing > think
3.inspire > aspire*
4.hhe > he
5.anbyody > anybody
6.stephanie > Stephenie
7.areal > a real
8.becuase > because
9.frist >first
10.fial > fail
I believe there are ten if you include words wrongly used. If not, then technically inspire is spelt right, but it’s not the right word to use, so then there’d be nine.
oops i forgot “uva” which is “of a”.. sooo… there are eleven
I don’t even speak english well, and my spelling sucks (I speak spanish by the way)and I felt disgusted by this. I noticed about 11 mistakes, excluding the obviously dreadfull use of capitalization and commas… But anyway Kaleb,you rock!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t really feel like reading that again, so I figured I’d just comment on how ridiculously clueless some people are.
First of all, since his grammar and spelling are so dreadfully horrid, I am left to assume he does not partake in much reading, and therefore has probably never even read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn.
Secondly, where does he get off insulting Edward?!?!?!?!?! He may be a little, shall we say, annoying sometimes, but at least he has MANNERS.
And lastly, you do not “suck” as he stated. Because of you, both of my brothers, and – as soon as he gets back – my neighbour have read Twilight and seen the error of their Twi-bashing ways. So, for that, I thank you.
I counted 9.
Wait…I read again – I think there are 11.
wow. this was actually funny. If people are going to be sending things like that, they need to learn to at least use correct grammar and spelling.
I counted 9 errors……
wait, there are 11 mistakes. I didn’t notice that “uva” was supposed to be an actual word.
I counted 11, since there were things that were supposed to be capitalized which weren’t, and a few words that I think he meant to be something else (inspire vs. aspire), so I counted that as a spelling error as well. I guess technically you would categorize it as a grammatical error, though.
hahahah wow…this is the cherry on the very top of an uneventful day…
First off i counted ten although theres some debate of “your” and whether it is an incorrect usage..also i must point out…
he spelled FAIL wrong?!?! that in itself makes him the epitome of fail…he talks about YOU failing at life but doesnt even think of someone that spends his time stalking websites and telling people how much he thinks they suck…just wow.
DUDE I LOVE THE TWILIGHT GUY!! all those dudes are hatin just cause u were the first to come up with this idea and its really and truly great…i get so cracked up reading these posts even when im not in the laughing mood…thanks so much kaleb!
awww…looks like somebody’s sad that he can’t get a girlfriend, so he must take it out on people who like to read Twilight.
Spelling mistakes:
1. your- you’re (not a spelling mistake, but it drives me crazy!)
2. thing- think
3. uva- of a
4. inspire- aspire
5. hhe- he
6. Stephanie- Stephenie (ultimate fail!!!)
7. areal- a real
8. becuase- because
9. frist- first
10. fial- fail
I counted 13.
11. My favorite was “If you inspire to be like [Edward]…” *snorts* I guess that’s what happens when chicken-boys try to use big words…
I think it’s 9. He spelled Stephenie wrong! It’s absolutely appalling!!! =P
woops! I mean 10.
I counted 9 mistakes.
I got 10! I was so excited to see another one of these farm animal themed hate mail letters, they make my day. You’re awesome Kaleb!
Just spelling mistakes? I counted 11 (technically Stephenie was spelled wrong).
I got seven…but I doubt I counted right, since most of the others got nine…so why am I posting? hmm, questions that need answers.
Kaleb, your sight rocks. Okay, bye now
10 with only spelling not capitalization
this guy is has quite a way with words, eh?
Hey Kaleb– I count 9. Sheesh! I like the way you edit these. 🙂 Keep up the good work! I’m probably not the frist person to thing “That Kaleb, hhe is a heck uva guy and areal aspiration to us all.”
I counted 8, but I didn’t count the fact that he said “if you ‘inspire’ to be like him…” which doesn’t make much sense.
HOW DARE HE SPELL STEPHENIE’S NAME WRONG!?!?!?
wow.
just wow.
i wish all us fangirls had his email so we could send him like 5 billion copies of twilight.
omg 7 spelling mistakes. and he spelled Steph’s name wrong!!!!!!!!!!! EpIc FiAl. why do people even bother smashing sites if they’re just going to look stupid in the process of doing so?
and what’s with “if you ‘inspire’ to be like him? completely awkward word choice.
I think there were 10, but I may have counted a few grammar mistakes.
your – you’re
thing – think
hhe – he
anbyody – anybody
stephanie – Stephenie
areal – a real
becuase – because
frist – first
fIAL – fail
inspire – aspire (does this count as a spelling mistake?)
There was also one other time where I couldn’t figure out what he meant, so I don’t know if it should have been your or you’re. But I’m not counting that. So my total is 10. May I please have a t-shirt?
And fIAL. I love that.
I think there’s 10, but I’m not sure… and don’t listen to D. because you’re totally awesome! 😀
I think I like it when people send you this kind of mail, Kaleb. NO offense, but it’s so funny, and I get a chance at a free t-shirt, because they never want them.
Haha! Kaleb you’re hilarious to turn this guy’s failed angry letter into a contest XD
I counted 10 mistakes :]] the last sentence is my favorite XD
9 mistakes. Seriously, what’s wrong with this guy? Don’t listen to him at all. He’s a jerk.
ah. i recounted and i found three more, so 10 spelling mistakes. wow…that is really bad.
I counted 8.
I was having a hard time reading it.
Sure, not all guys are complete
*moo*’s but still, there are some pretty big ones out there. 🙂
Nice going Kaleb.
Ha! This guy is so stupid if he was going to insult someone he should make sure that he’s not insulting himself with all that spelling/grammar mistakes. lol
I counted 9 spelling mistakes, I think. The whole letter was a mess though!!
He’s just jealous cause you have hundreds of fan-girls.
Anyway I counted nine… but someone probably already said that before me.
I counted 11.
Wow. Some guys are really pathetic.I think someone is in denial. He should man up and just admit that he likes it. If he wasn’t so insecure, he’d be able to admit what’s soooo obvious to al of us. He loves it but he’s too much of a wuss to admit it.
I counted 9! 🙂
I counted nine 🙂
Hahaha. Kaleb you’re cool because you let it roll off your shoulders and this guy is probably taking 4th grade spelling as a college class. We love you..
and hey, isn’t having thousands of girls/women love you better than anything?
i got 7 spelling mistakes but there were incomplete sentences too.
(i didn’t count that)
that was very entertaining! haha
goodness. people just don’t understand…
I counted 9
the other guys was waaayyyy worse
Does it include all the times he doesn’t capitalize the first word in a sentence. It makes me dizzy just thinking abou the mistakes…
It depends how you count it, so im going with 11.
I counted 17.
I found 10. And it sounds like this guy is just pissed because either his girlfriend dumped him for bashing the books or he can’t get a girlfriend because he is a jerk. Either way, I feel sorry for a guy who feels the need to send stuff like this in to make him feel superior.
i got at least 12 mistakes
what a (oink) hahahah i love you kaleb!!
Gosh, that guy must be like 12 years old or something, lawl. ;D
Also, I found 9 spelling errors! Pick me, pick me! 😀 😀 😀
I think there are 9 mistakes.
I’m just wondering if he read the book because he knew about Edward.