Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)

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1. Oh, I missed the “uva” one because I didn’t know what he was trying to say or if it added to the chicken noise…so the actual count might be 11…

2. Seruslie thees gy neids too lurn to spel!!!

3. I caught 16 mistakes,but I might just be way to picky.lol 😀

4. nvm, I just saw 11, the rest were grammar. Sorry!

5. I counted 9!
   wow, people and spelling…especially those attempting to make a point.
   sorry, point not taken due to an insane amounts of errors.
   thanks for this blog, I enjoy it a lot!

6. I found 9! These things REALLY crack me up! luv u Kalab!

7. Wow, I would try to count, but reading it a second time would be a little too painful I’m thinking… sigh, poor chicken.
   you almost wonder if he can read a book. real words might be lost on him

8. I counted 8-ish. So, yeah, 8. And misspelling the Stephenie’s name… blasphemy!

9. There’s ten. Including Stephenie’s name.

10. I counted 10.

    i wasn’t sure about some of the “your/you’re”s so i didn’t count them.

    thing=think
    inspire=aspire
    hhe=he
    anbyody=anybody
    stephanie=stephenie(i actually had to type that 3 times to MISspell it…)
    areal=a real
    becuase=because
    fris=first
    FIAL= fail..

    that last was really… just pathetic….

    I’d be ashamed, if it was me… then again, i’d never do something so stupid as to yell at the glorious K-GOD!!

    lol. lets jump them…

11. oh, and i forgot to type out the uva… soo…

    Uva= of a

12. I got 5? Ugh! I hate that guy! Why would someone be so cruel?! And you are totally cool! I really wish we could have an Edward in this world! Or at least some more guys being SMART and reading it!

13. I found 9. I really enjoy reading these. They make me feel smart : )

    I wonder how far back his internal insecurities go… Possibly as far back as birth. I’d love to psychoanalyze him!

    Keep up the reading, Kaleb! We’re all rooting for you.

14. 1. your -> you’re
    2. thing -> think
    3. I -> I’ll
    4. inspire -> aspire
    5. hhe -> he
    6. anbyody -> anybody
    7. stephanie -> Stephenie
    8. areal -> a real
    9. becuase -> because
    10. frist -> first
    11. fIAL -> fail.

    Speaking of fail… I think this counts as an epic fail. Kaleb, you truly are awesome for weathering through the hate-mail. Or farm-animal-mail… Although, as a vegetarian, I cannot approve of the farmer eating the chicken. Unless we classify him as “vermin.” That would be another story entirely… And there would be no reason to wait until Christmas, if that’s the case.

15. That giy was craezy! Seriusly, y do peple have to b so hatefol? Its jest so mean somtims. i dont not not get it!

16. I counted ten included the misspelled contractions like “uva”.

17. I counted eleven 🙂

18. this… guy… is… a… total… tool. if i go on i may accidentaly end up using many (bawks).
    i counted ten, btw, and hatemail guy deserves a super-fantastic revenge for insulting your genius. he will regret it when you become a famous author and don’t invite him to parties.

19. Whoa, he spelled Stephenie wrong! GASP! That’s seven spelling mistakes, one wrong word, a 2 at the end of a random sentence, and a missing space between words. What a genius! Maybe he should go back to 3rd grade and learn to spell! If he is going to send hate mail, he should probably spell check. Spelling the author’s name wrong isn’t the way to sound intelligent when bashing a twilight reader. I’d have fun talking to this guy, it probably took him hours to even thing (haha, think) of the words to write that letter. Poor, pathetic, excuse for a man.

20. Excuse me, i recounted and got 10 not 7. Thanks, Sam lol

21. I counted nine mistakes.

22. I count 9.

    What a dumby:P

23. I counted nine, but it’s kind of a judgment call on whether Stephanie is a spelling mistake or not.

24. haha, wow, that guy needs some help

    i counted 9 mistakes
    🙂

25. so when will guays leran that this isnt the waey too go?

    honestly?

    But the amausmet form it is fantastit!

26. Haha- I counted nine.

    But seriously, there’s nothing funnier than (really illiterate) twi-haters.

27. Hey Kaleb hun.
    I found nine. It would be ten if ‘too’ was spelt wrong, but seeing the sentence was bawked a lot. I have no idea if it was meant to be ‘too’ or ‘to.’That guy has quite a language. I never understood how some men think that cussing makes them more alluring– tougher. It just makes me want to wash his mouth out with soap… and then make him swallow dirt.
    Stephenie is spelt wrong.
    It’s crazy how many people actually do type ‘thing’ instead of ‘think’. It’s like when people says a certain three letter word starting with the same letter as the word they were intending to say, which was “success”. Haha
    This guy is crazy. He probably secretly is a reader of the books. Or he’s just the same guy as before who just wanted to make it SEEM as if more than one person hates you, Kaleb. Of course we’re on to him! A hahaha!
    OMG! Did you hear about Twilight being moved back. It’s amazing.. but I would rather have it the other way around if it meant I could keep my Harry Potter in November instead of waiting until next July. It’s crazy! I’m so sad. *Tear*.
    I may sound like a crazy HP fan, but I know how Bella felt now! A piece of me has been ripped out.
    Woo. I’m glad I got my ramble out. 🙂
    ~Kim

28. Kaleb, you make me chuckle…If only guys like that had enough brain cells to understand….anything.

29. I counted nine. 🙂

    This post made me laugh SO HARD. This guy is hilarious. MAJOR “FIAL.”

30. 9 spelling mistakes

31. NINE!
    I love all of your posts!
    He thinks that you can’t get a girl and yet I have seen at least 5 girls ask you to marry them…oh, the irony.

32. Well I counted 9 spelling errors. It still amazes me that there are people out there that are that stupid. I mean he didn’t even spell Stephenie’s name right.

33. What a loser Twilight hater! I’m going to guess – and it’s just an estimated guess – that he made four spelling mistakes. His grammar really sucks too!

34. Darn, I should have scrolled through everyone elses answers first. I guess my spelling sucks too. I’m not an editor.

35. I got 9 spelling mistakes but there were a LOT of grammar issues… but that doesn’t really matter. I think it’s kind of funny that some people are so dead set against reading the Twilight books but they take the time to go to Twilight related sites and say how “stupid” they are if they are so “stupid” why take the time to even go and comment them???? it makes no sense to me 😀

36. i counted 9. Kaleb, you are awesome for just laughing at your haters.

37. So first all I want to say is that you suck.

    Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your (#1 it’s actually ‘you’re’) up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing (#2, I think he meant ‘think’) you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than…

    [unintelligible chicken scratches]

    and give me a (bawk)ing break. any (#3 capital is missing) guy like edward is a (bawk). a (#4 capital letter is missing) total (bawk). If you inspire (#5 I think he meant aspire) to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe (#6 repeat h letter, I think he meant ‘he’) is (#7 coma missing) idiot. anbyody (#8, he meant anybody) can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think …

    [farmer’s tractor rolls by]

    Is stephanie (#9 and 10 names need capital and it’s written Stephenie) Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 (#11, the 2 was accidental, maybe he meant a ‘?’) Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal (#12, I think he meant a-real) guy? Grow up or …

    [cows moo in bored tones]

    so (#13, lack of capitals again) like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase (#14, I think he meant because) that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist (#15, I think he meant first) place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! (#16 fail is not written as fial)

    [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast]
    D. (no last initial given)

    So, in summary:
    #1=You’re
    #2=Think
    #3=Any
    #4=A
    #5=Aspire
    #6=He
    #7=’…is, idiot.’ (I’m not sure Kaleb, judge it yourself)
    #8=Anybody
    #9-10=Stephenie
    #11=?
    #12=A real
    #13=So
    #14=Because
    #15=First
    #16=Fail

    So there are 15-16 mistakes, #7 is debatable, on my case I would have placed a coma there, but I don’t know you Kaleb. Thank you for the opportunity.

38. i think there’s like ten mistakes.

39. I think there’s 9.
    10 including the you’re, but I think that counts as grammatical.
    ;]
    Anyways, glad to see you’re ignoring the hate mail. People are just so ignorant.
    ::does thumbs up and ends up looking like a total dork::

40. I counted nine, including how he wrote Stephenie’s name “Stephanie.”

41. I got 10, but I was so confused through it all since I was literally cringing away from the messiness of it all.

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    Got it from http://www.TwilightersAnonymous.com !

43. I counted 9. Dude, you’re funny.

44. Although technically ‘your’ and ‘thing’ are spelled correctly, they are the wrong word, and so I’m going to count them for a total of 10. Thanks for not making us count the grammar mistakes. You know, some people like to spell it as stupit.

45. I absolutely am too lazy to count all the mistakes, but I had to say something:

    If he thinks you’re wasting YOUR time reading these books, what is he doing reading ABOUT you reading them??

    What a dick =p

46. oh dear. another bored teenage girl. whatever shall we do?
    i still hold to my theory that this is fake. who else would use ‘aspire’ (although spelled incorrectly) and send this, even though they know they are being laughed at for it? who would send this, in all seriousness, as a legitimate complaint? even the most dense of my guy friends would just talk about it.
    also they sent it from your other site, as you mentioned. why would they be there unless they had crawled all over your site and still had nothing to do? why not generate news themselves?
    eh, maybe i’m just over-analyzing.

47. I counted 18 major mistakes, including spelling, using the wrong word, and comma usage.

    There is such a thing as a comma, dude.

48. oh yeah, 10.

49. Hello Kaleb and fellow Twilighters,

    First of all, I am a Deaf male Twilighter, who enjoyed (and still do) reading Stephenie’s prestigious masterpieces!I am a graduating senior who apsires to earn a master’s in English.
    I want to comment on this guy’s primitive writing. I find it appalling that this guy had the nerve to criticize a series of literary masterpieces which utilized written English in the proper form! Stephenie has mastered the art of written English, therefore, to properly criticize works of literature, one must know the language it is written in.
    I hope this guy refrains from criticizing works of literature until he masters the written form of English. I find it shameful that he cannot spell a basic word that a common second grader can.
    If D’s reading this, I strongly recomend you get a Master’s in English/Literature before you criticize a piece of literature.
    Now to the point, I have counted nine spelling errors.

50. 10 mistakes. This was freaking hysterical.