Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)

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1. Nine.
   Depending on how you look at it.

2. Nine mistakes.

   :9

   -crosses fingers.-

   Doesn’t help that I suck at spelling. u_______u.

3. Sheesh, I’d hate to see one of this guy’s English papers – even with MS Word, it’d probably have red marks from a teacher’s pen all over it. Anyway, I counted nine, not counting “uva” since it’s used by some published authors for whatever reason.

4. 9 I think ^_^

5. I do believe I caught 9 errors…

6. 6 maybe 7!

   Incredibly rude! But hey as long as someone gets a free shirt out of it I’m cool! 😛 Hope this didn’t upset you Kaleb! =/ He’s a jerk!

7. *gasp*
   That was pretty mean.
   Anyway I think there are 8 spelling mistakes.

   Thanks for giving out the free shirt!

8. OK, so I counted 8 but one is pretty much a grammar error (you’re).
   Lol and I don’t know if you’re counting “Stephanie” as being wrong too.

9. he’s not just a major fial…he’s an epic fial. XD

10. I must say i just LOVE when Farmer Kaleb lets these animals loose!

    obvious mistakes:
    your (you’re)
    hhe (he)
    anbyody (anybody)
    stephanie (Stephenie…sacrilege)
    areal (a real)
    becuase (because)
    frist (first)
    fIAL (fail…oh yes he did)

    not correct but correctly spelled:
    thing (think)
    uva (well…slang yes, but it depends on where you’re from :D)
    inspire (aspire)
    2 (?)
    what (why is that there?)

    so that makes 8 for sure…but 13 if you count the other mistakes 😀

11. As much as I would love a t-shirt, I’m not even going to bother attempting your challenge. So many comments…why should I? 😛

    Although, this is a very good thing for me because spelling and grammer are the first things I notice while reading a piece of writing.

    People that send hate mail crack me up. You’d think that if they’re going to try and make you look stupid, they’d atleast spend the time making sure they themselves don’t look absolutely idiotic in the process. Am I right?

    I mean, if I was going to send a piece of hate mail, I’d want myself to look more intelligent than the person I’m sending it to. Kind of defeats the whole purpose.

12. You know, there’s something about writing each day knowing it’s just gonna rub someone out there the wrong way. Don’t you just love it? I do. Keep it up, you’re too cute!

13. I caught 10 mistakes! That is, if you count “your” and forgetting the space bar…

    How can anyone spell Stephenie’s name wrong?!

14. Lets see… not only spelling but i believe one or two miss used words!

    1. and your up here

    Should be…

    and your’e up there

    2.and thing you are so cool.

    should be

    and think you are so cool

    3. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than…

    any one know what UVA is? Cause i have no idea…

    4.If you inspire to

    that is supposed to be ESPIRE…

    5. it’s He not hhe

    6. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think …

    Should be:

    Anybody can read a book stupid, you are not AS cool as you think…

    7. STEPHENIE MEYER not Stephanie Meyer…

    8. Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or …

    Drop the what and the probably and it comes out as a readable sentence.

    9. Fial… what is that… i believe the word he was looking for was Fail…

    And to be honest, he fails at life!

    Kaleb you are awesome!

15. I made a mistake… it wasn’t espire it was aspire… sorry about that!

16. There are 10!

    Areal should be two words… A real…

    Sorry I just reread the piece… and that jumped out at me.

17. I counted 8 spelling mistakes, not including using the wrong word, then it’s 9.

18. Okay, here we go. Hang on to your hats ladies and gents.

    1. thing=think
    3. uva= of a
    2. inspire=aspire
    3. hhe=he
    4. anbyody=anybody
    5. stephanie=Stephenie
    6. areal=a real (might be grammar… but I still count that as spelling…)
    7. becuase=because
    8. frist=first
    9. fIAL=fail

    To which I would reply: No, you sir are a fail!

19. i got 8 counting spelling only

20. I counted 7 spelling mistakes. Funny how all these guys who “hate” you spend all this time sending you “hate” mail.

21. That someone took the time to write this and still doesn’t feel like a friggin moron, they must be really busy! I’d be willing to bet he’s read the books because he knows what Edward is like apparently, so he’s probably just mad that Bella didn’t end up with Jacob and he’s taking his pain out on every Stephanie Meyer related website. Wow. He really hurt my feelings. *sarcasm*

22. 7 mistakes BTW. Not counting Stephenie and areal. Man this guy’s a friggin idiot.

23. $10 says an hour before this happened he got in an argument with his girl friend who said something along the lines of “Why can’t you be cool like Kaleb!” *storms off*

24. I got nine, not counting Stephenie’s name. I laughed so hard when he spelt fail wrong at the end… I was like, what IS that word… This guy should try picking up a book once in a while, it might improve his vocabulary.

25. 10 spelling mistakes, one that it seems a lot of the 9-counters are not counting the incorrect spelling of “aspire” as “inspire.”

26. Ah, I love posts like these. I love when you can watch someone yell at you and laugh, because if there’s no one out there with different opinions than you, the world would be very boring. I counted 8 spelling mistakes, but some of the clucks were probably mistakes too.
    I think I’ll share with you my favorite part of this… “If you inspire to be like him…” It’s ASPIRE, not INSPIRE! But I AM impressed that he even got that close. I commend D. on that.

27. I caught 10 (if you include Stephenie’s name being spelled wrong and ‘inspire’ instead of aspire).

28. Seven.

29. I’m not going to even read that again to count the mistakes!!!!! I’m just shocked that he spelled Steph’s name wrong!!!! I like gasped when he did, lol.

30. What pleasent sentiment. I can envision him wearing a shirt with the phrase “Little Miss Sunshine” beadazzled on the front in hot pink.

    Mistakes:
    1. your (Should be “you’re”)
    2. thing (Should be “think”)
    3. uva (Slang)
    4. and (Should be “And”)
    5. any (Should be “Any”)
    6. edward (Should be “Edward”)
    7. a (Should be “A”)
    8. a total (bawk). (It’s a fragment.)
    9. inspire (Should be “aspire”)
    10., 11, 12, maybe more. …to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. (Should be along the lines of, to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk) head and he is an idiot.) (That lowered my IQ by 15 points, thank you.)
    13. anybody (Should be, “Anybody”
    14. book stupid (Should be, “book, stupid” or “stupid book”. Not sure which he meant…)
    15. so cool as you think (Should be “as cool as you think”)
    16. stephanie Meyer (Should be “Stephanie Meyer”)
    17. ?2 Or did (Should be “? Or did”)
    18. be areal guy? (Should be “be a real guy”)
    19. so (Should be “So”)
    20. …1 (should have a space in between … and 1 “… 1”
    21. 1 (should be “1.”)
    22. take your (Should be “Take your”)
    23. & 24. 2 shove (Should be “2. Shove”)
    25. (becuase (Should be “(because”)
    26. frist (should be “first”)
    27. & 28. 3 shut up (Should be “3. Shut up”
    29.-35. yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! (Should be “YOU”(29), then “You”(30), then “are” (31), then “are a” (32), then “major” (33), then “fail” (34 & 35), then “failure” instead of “fail”. Oops, that was 36, not 35.

    So, all in all, he is an embarrassment to this website. No, not an embarrassment, because he doesn’t matter to it except for purely entertainment purposes only.
    Really, some people need to learn that hate mail does not accomplish anything. Especially if there are *COUGH COUGH* 36 gramatical errors in it. It just makes people laugh at the sender.
    Whoever sent this needs to grow up, and learn that just because you CAN use profanity, it doesn’t mean you should. It makes you sound like a jealous twelve-year-old when you do.

    Clever idea with the farm animals, Kaleb… Forgot to comment on it before :).

31. uhh.
    8
    not including the your = you’re because i guess that’s considered grammar.
    what an interesting letter tho:P

32. hahahahahhahaha so i went back and read the other two “Some Guys Will Never Learn”… I’ve been laughing for like ten minutes. These people are so STUPID…. spelling mistakes and their hatred for all things Twilight. If they had any sort of sense they would know that bashing Twilight will:

    a) Get them hunted down and run over by screaming angry fans.
    b) give them full assurance that no girl will ever ever ever even LOOK at him again.

    All the same, he shouldn’t even have an inward hate of Twilight that he doesn’t show, because how can you HATE it? Come on!!!

    Anyways, Kaleb, I love you, and think that this site is an absolute stroke of genius. If you ever listened to these guys and abandoned it I would surely crawl in a corner and cry. :]

    <3 Hallie

33. i got 7, but i didn’t know if the e in Edward not being cap counted…

    katie, out

34. …I feel bad for people who are too scared to even put their last initial in a message.

    anyway, for just spelling mistakes I counted 8.

35. Ok, here I go…

    Waht is fraeking wrong weth theis guy? Hhe’s all laike, “I hate Twileyed”. Some poeple just don’t understend. Obvously, hhe’s not a fellowe Twileyeder. I raelly hate poeple lake that! Buttte anywayd, Twileyed ruls no mater what some poeple thiank. And appparenly hhe neads to go back to first gread and learn how to speall. Thet was just raelly sad. I meaen how can hhe moast likey be an adullt and speal like THAT?!?! And Edwerd Culan is NOT cape! Theis peron is probbly raelly jelous, becuse hhe’ll never be abell to be alle hott and everythingg that Edwerd Culen is! Hhe souds alot like GJ. Hhhmmmm…veary interasting.

    Ok, I’m done. I think that was… 43!

36. I wish I could see the looks on these guys’ faces when they discover you’ve posted their e-mail messages for the world to see.

    I imagine there’s quite an excess of “clucking” 😀

37. ome, kaleb, I LOVE you. you are so cool for not letting jerks like this ruin a great book. I just can’t believe how little a life this person has to actually write you like a 10 pg letter about reading Twilight!
    haha, you’re always good for a laugh, thanks

38. Wow… I think I got eight spelling errors… Can I just say to this guy and GJ that most of the people that comment on this website are FEMALE and that we all love you 🙂 Real guys read twilight. (Well, the ones that we girls are actually gonna like)
    Hearts!!!
    April

39. i think i got 11, not counting the fact that he put random numbers in and should have said ‘aspire’ instead of inspire. i was only counting spelling, not his obvious lack of grammar.

40. Man some people need a life and some grammar lessons too, well I got 11 errors.

41. hehe i counted 9 not including some of the grammar errors…. oh well. can’t all be geniuses i guess. (it’s not that hard to turn on spell check…)

42. 7

43. Hey Kaleb!
    I counted 9 errors… I hope that’s right….

44. lol. i was just thinking the other day that there haven’t been any more of those hater letters and lookie here. 🙂 i counted nine spelling mistakes.

45. 9 for me! Just spelling errors.

    This is really sad. Your farm is really quite growing.

    I just want to thank you for going about this with maturity. These guys (G.J. and D.) are such jerks but all you do is laugh, post it on your site, and that makes us laugh too!

46. omg I had to stop reading, I couldnt even understand what he was trying to say he wrote and spelled so poorly…poor guy maybe if he spent more time reading, not just Iwilight but anything he could write better and get his point across without lowering the IQs of others…and the major “fial” here is not our dear Kaleb as this guy so rudely implies, but in fact the writer of this note who didnt even have the intelligence to push the spell check button.

47. I counted 10 spelling mistakes!

48. i counted six real spelling errors. there were a lot of other grammar mistakes, but i didn’t count those…

49. I counted nine…

50. 1) your up here (you’re up here) (Ka-ching!)
    2) thing (think) (Ka-ching!)
    3) uva (of a) (Ka-ching!)
    4) inspire (aspire) (ka-ching!)
    5) anbyody (anybody) (ka-ching!)
    6) hhe (he) (Ka-ching!)
    7)stephanie (Stephenie) (Ka-ching)
    8) becuause (because) (Ka-Ching!)
    9) areal (a real)(Ka-ching!
    10) frist (first) (Ka-ching!)
    11) fIAL (fail) (Ka-ching!)

    Wow…
    Still, he makes GJ look like a college professor.

    ♥M♥