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So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than… [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think … [farmer’s tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or … [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 😀
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 😉 ). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
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I got 10, not counting “inspire”. I’d call that the wrong word, not necessarily a spelling mistake.
At least he got YOUR name right. 😛
I caught 11 XP
10?
Not sure. Confusion over vocabulary versus grammar versus spelling.
I found 11! personally I liked GJ better, he put more effort into his spelling errors 😉
I counted 10
I found 8, unless you count the time he used inspire instead of aspire… Then it’s 9.
ha
dont worry
your way cooler then the loser who posted this. keep it up i love it!!!
i counted 9!!!!!
Haha! That was pretty interesting ;D I caught 9 mistakes. Spelling that is…
Reading that was painful…because of all the errors. And if he’s gonna diss guys like Edward, he’s going to get NOWHERE with the ladies.
I think both those guys are kind of funny. I mean they call you a loser and other mean cluckings and such to be rude but they don’t realize they’re wrong. They say your wasting your time but OBVIOUSLY you’re not because look at how many people comment on just one posting. Over 300 so far and it’s only been A DAY! These guys are the real losers! Yeah that’s pretty much all I have to say.
The whole making fun of Edward ticked me off! I’m about to round up all my vampire friends to come and beat him up…but that would just be stooping to their level.
eleven =]
Wow. 8 yr olds really shouldn’t be cussing that much.
Count his spelling and grammar errors? Yikes-that would require reading his garbled nonsense again. Sorry, but that would be far too painful for me. Honestly though, do guys REALLY believe that they’re gonna get girls by being an insensitive idiot?
I particularly enjoyed that ice cream sundae comparison. =D Let’s see… I counted eleven mistakes, but it’s difficult to judge. Since you specifically mentioned to only count spelling mistakes, would your vs you’re count as a grammar problem? And “thing” and “inspire” are technically spelled correctly, but the context is completely wrong. Oh well. I hope I got it right!
This was my first time visiting your site, and I loved it! I read every single post from the beginning and I thoroughly enjoyed it!
I counted 11 spelling mistakes.
1) your = you’re
2) thing = think
3) (cluck-cluck)uva = (cluck-cluck) of a
4) inspire = aspire
5) hhe = he
6) anbyody = anybody
7) stephanie = Stephenie
8) areal = a real
9) becuase = because
10) frist = first
11) fial = fail
lol that is so frigging hilerious! What a dork of the hi-est order. All the cluking noises were a nice tuch, and the icecream compparisons just maad my day 🙂
Sorrry about the speling errors but i think i coulted 10 mistakes.
The fandom loves you Kaleb 🙂
So i have, no idea how meany spelling mistakes were in that, but i have a question.
What are you going to do if/when you run out of farm animals?!?!?!?
i got 9
Oh Kaleb, this is very entertaining! I have never posted before, but I just have to let you know I find you to be hilarious and witty. Unlike the young person who wrote this.
Spelling only I saw 6 errors, but I could have missed a few. My eyes are crossing!!!
man! this guy is so envious! and u can so tell too! i think ill like to see something get shoved up HIM….this guy definitely has no life at ALL whats so ever!
phew! now that i got that outta my system i can tell u kaleb how many mistaks i found. at first i was confused and had to recount..but now i know there are 10 mistakes! and like some other ppl ahve said..its so hard not to just count all the grammer and punctual mistakes too…which i think u noticed when i sent u that email with all the mistakes i could find from the last guy who sent a hate mail…..whatver…u rock kaleb and dont eva listen tot hose haters! there are plenty of ppl who are big fans! (including me! :D)
I say nine spelling mistakes only.
His grammar is horrible, but I guess that’s not counted as spelling. o_O
dat dood is a epik fial.
(i sp’d on purpose)
Wow. 318 comments. Not bad. 😀
My answer is: 8 spelling errors. I did not count the “?2” as a spelling error.
Congratulations, Kaleb. Unwritten perk of being author- hilarious hate mail.
First of all, that was HILARIOUS. It made my nine-o’-clock evening [there’s one minute left!]
I counted about ten mistakes. ^_^
<3L
I caught 11, but i’m still not sure!! He’s an ass! hahaha!
WOW he had some nerve!
lol he reminds me of…
um…I’m probably wrong but I got 8 and the sensation of being dumber.
Simply 8 :).
You make this so hard because misspelling is grammer ( I think). But I got 12 when capitalization and grammer isn’t involved.
i counted 8
First of all I would just like to say that anybody who would say that kind of stuff about anyone, needs some help. Like seriously why would anyone say stuff like that is just so rude and it truely disgusts me.
Second, oh my goodness this boy needs some serious help with his writing skills. I mean i have bad spelling and grammar but holy, not that bad.
I counted 10 spelling errors(including the uva?? not sure what it means so, yeah).
i counted 7. this guy is soo pathetic its hilarious. Dont listen to him. it would be alot of fun if i could go throw the entire Twilight series at him, so could you send his email address to me? it would make my day. And Kaleb, hes just jealous that he cant measure up to you. so dont listen to that idiot has issues with spelling 3rd grade words. cant wait till ur book!
8 by my count (7 if “-uva” isn’t included). At least he’s entertaining, though he doesn’t hold a candle to you~
This is freakin’ funny! Why does he make such a big deal of this?! No normal person would stop to cuss out a website on a book three times… haha!
TO KALEB:
NEXT TIME HE WRITES… CAN YOU MAKE IT A SHEEP???
1. your (instead of you’re)
2. thing (think)
3. i (i’ll)
4. ____uva (of a)
5. inspire (aspire)
6. hhe (he)
7. anbyody (anybody)
8. stephanie (stephenie)
9. areal (a real)
10. becuase (because)
11. frist (first)
12. fial (fail[ure])
not including grammar, capitalization, and the ?2. hahaha.
um…wow… 9 I think
um…wow… 9 I think
ha I DONT WANT TO REREAD
I’m going with nine.
nine.
and i wish idiots would stop doing this. you don’t deserve this crap.
love from nyc,
katie
ahhh! i just recounted, and now i have 9.
Ah…JG has gained a sidekick.
Nine spelling mistakes, I believe.
I just found this site, and although I haven’t had much of a look around yet I think it’s wonderful. I’m very against gender stereotyping in anything, especially books – nobody should EVER be ashamed of reading a book ‘intended for’ the other gender, and anyone who argues otherwise deserves all the criticism anyone can muster, plus a blanket ban on all books and internet for the rest of their miserable existence.
9 mistakes I believe and wow this just made my day. xD
Without reading other posts, I counted 16 (as I consider mistakes in capitalization to be spelling mistakes) – 11 without counting capitalization.
line 1 – dear and kaleb – no caps
line 4 – your should be you’re, I think, although original meaning is practically unintelligible here.
line 5 – thing should be think
line 6 – uva, while commonly spelled that way, is incorrect
line 9 – any, edward & a – no caps
line 10 – inspire should be aspire
line 11 – hhe and anbyody should be he and Anybody (not counting that as a capitalization mistake, because he also mangled the spelling).
line 14 – stephanie should be Stephenie, again spelling and caps
line 16 – areal should be a real (although I must admit to being impressed at the correct usage of you’re and too. Somewhere his 4th grade teacher is smiling).
line 20 – becuase should be because
line 21 – frist should be first
line 22 – your aforementioned fial for fail (which I don’t understand)
All this is not counting the capitalization zoo at the end of his message, which was caps lock run amuck. If you do count them, add 3 for a total of 19.
I hope this is right – I’m going to go see what your other obviously well-read and gifted readers have posted – because I start school tomorrow, teaching 7th grade English. 😉
I counted 10…which, incidentally, must be his age…
9, including the misspelling of Stephenie’s actual name and excluding grammatical errors.
Uhm. Was that guys name Damian?
lol.If it was then I know him.
I think. It just sounds like the rant he sent me the one time…
Haha! I wasn’t even counting! I was cracking up laughing, because I thought it was fake! I thought Kaleb was just making fun of a hater or something! Then when I found out someone actually sent it to him, I burst out laughing! Why does anyone waste thier time with hate mail? Especially when they have no idea what thier talking about? And then, they make all these spelling mistakes and use heaps of swear words! That’s utterly unatractive. I don’t get people. Btw-that whole post made whoever sent that look really retarded and stuck-up. He must think a lot of himself. Well, at least it didn’t bother Kaleb. If I had gotten that I would have cracked up laughing. Even more than I did when I read it just now.
And btw-I didn’t understand anything he was saying, either. I just caught that he was using a lot of swear words. And that he can’t spell worth a crud. Goodness! Someone send this poor boy an english book!
Oh! And one more thing, he shouldn’t bash either Edward or Kaleb! They don’t cuss like that, they don’t send people hate mail, they know how to spell, and I’m sure they haven’t been held back in 1st grade, like this guy was. I could have written a news article in 1st grade, better than this guy can write a hate letter.