A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: His Sudden Change Of Tune


So I’m in a choir at my high school, the top choir. Symphonic Chorale, they call it. And we have very few guys to be our tenors and bass.

One bass in particular holds up the bass end of our choir, and is named Nathan. He even TALKS super-low tone. We all laugh, because it vibrates our seats when he talks. But I digress.

One day, I wore my Twilight shirt to choir. I, being a high-end soprano, sat right in front of our bass section. And so, the whole time, he kept reading the back of my shirt under his breath and snickering:

“…forbidden fruit…psh…”



and I’d turn around and give him this evil glare. And he did this for about a week, even when I WASN’T wearing the shirt.

Consequently, I suppose it had him interested. Because after one week of me being taunted and laughed at, he came to class holding a paperback copy of Twilight.

“Are you trying to be FUNNY?” I was slightly cracked-up, but sort of frustrated.

Consequently, he finished the series in about a week’s time. Now, HE has a Twilight shirt. And I laugh.”

Submitted by J



41 Responses

  1. haha, thats awesome!!! I was the first guy in my school to read Twilight and this is when it wasn’t so blown up. I gave it to some of my guy friends and they liked it. Since the girls had the book from the library, I bought my own and loaned it to my friends. Eventually, my first copy of the book was gone. . . I still don’t know who had it!! haha well, I’m glad there are more guys out there who like the series =)

  2. When he says “Are you trying to be FUNNY?”, this part totally reminds me when Bella thought that Edward was going to ask her to the Spring Dance. When in fact, he was only asking her if he could go to Seattle with him.

    “I was wondering if, a week from Saturday — you know, the day of the spring dance —”

    “Are you trying to be funny?” I interrupted him, wheeling toward him. My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.

    His eyes were wickedly amused. “Will you please allow me to finish?”

    LOL. 😀
    And its GREAT to know that the number of guys are reading Twilight. I even saw a guy wearing a Twilight T-shirt in school today also! YAY!

  3. I would laugh too -too loudly, I would guess- and then get in trouble. But, the point being, I would laugh too if I were J.


  4. Ha that’s a great story. Whenever she said, “Are you trying to be funny?” that was such a Bella moment. Perhaps there is a little Edward/Bella romance brewing between the two?

  5. I like the fact that guys are reading the series.

    Its one thing to read the book. But a guy wearing a skinny T-shirt, that says The forbidden Taste The Sweetest that has me a little worried.

    That happened to a guy right. I

    I mean if it happened to girl it would make more sense. But if it is a guy…. then…

  6. That’s awesome! Does no one find it strange that sometimes the people who make fun of Twilight end up absolutely loving it? Heck, that’s what happened to me, even though I’m a girl!

  7. To answer Beth, that happened to me too! My friend was always going on and on about Edward Cullen on an HP chat site I absolutely adore, and I was just like, what is the big deal? It sounds cheesy!
    Then I read it and now I’M the one who never shuts up about it lol

    I would just like to say that I am on a mission to get two guys in my class to read Twilight.

    And nice story!

  8. That is so ironic! I can’t help but laugh at this one. Beth, I think you are right about everyone who doesn’t like Twilight eventually likes it after they read it. The only problem is how to made them read it…hmm…usually its by curousity. This is the best Twilight guy report ever!

  9. LOL! ironic. It seems like those who are interested in Twilight by these types of things ALWAYS end up loving it! LOL

  10. Haha! When I was at Borders, there were these two guys at the Twilight section making fun of the books. Sure enough, when I passed by them again, they were on their way to purchasing two Twilight books. This was a great story. 😉

  11. ahhh… twilight justice

    but if I hadn’t read Twilight and saw that shirt I’d be like “omg stupid cheesy romance book nerd”

    and now I wish my friends were more into it so I could quote the books with them and not get blank looks… lol

  12. To Becky, it’s more fun to say Twilight quotes in conversation and then have them respond naturally. You get great inner snickers cause they have no idea they just went through a Twilight moment lol.

  13. you know guys think for some reason they are above this series and it is only for girls with all its romance. but seriously i think a lot more guys would enjoy this book if they gave it a chance. but since most of them refuse to read it or even touch one. we are left with a selected few men who have chosen to read the twilight series. but as we know they end up loving it.

  14. On my birthday I give others presents (JAN 6) so i am giving you a cajones card and a hug for the courage it takes to do that

  15. Aww that was quite funny actually!

    And Kaleb, are they really that many stories? Omg, I want to read them all, they are always amazing! It would be cool if you posted them more often. *puts puppy eyes* Pretty please? 🙂

  16. Isn’t the person telling the story a girl because they say that they are a “high-end soprano”? If the person is a soprano I don’t think there would be any way that they are a guy… I just wanted to clarify that…

  17. That’s pretty funny, and I’m glad more guys are starting to read twilight. I basically live in a male-world and it is completely underrated there. My sister and I BEGGED

  18. Oops, wrong button. Anyway, my sister and I BEGGED my boyfriend to read it and he did and now he quotes it and the entire group of guys that he has influence over have read it now

  19. I was carying my ‘Eclipse’ book today at school to put it my locker because my friend gave it back. I was in the half of a way when my guy friend pointed at my book and asked am I the fan. I said ‘Yes’. And then he said ‘Cool! I have to borrow >Twilight< from my friend’. He’s the first guy that I know who admitted that he knows the books! I’m really pleased with that.

  20. Honestly, I found this one kinda wierd and it confused me. Is a girl telling this story or is it a guy? I can’t really tell. I think it’s a girl telling the story if so. . .it doesn’t really fit if its a boy then it does.

    but other than those complaints and confusions it was pretty good overall.

  21. Lol that was funny. I hate people who haven’t read the book and make fun of it.

    As long as you have read it you can say anything you want. XD

  22. lmao. haha. that was so funny. great story. i guess i should wear my short more often and convert unbelievers. XD

  23. Hi:) I posted this, so I wanted to clarify:
    1) yes, I AM a girl. (soprano:girl :: bass:boy)
    2) In my mind, it still classifies as a Twilight Guy report.
    3) Today, he reread Breaking Dawn. I laughed.
    4) Thanks Kaleb for posting it:)

  24. I know like a lot of other people probably said this already, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it so I’m gonna say it too.
    hee hee.
    That felt so nice to get out.

  25. Nice. I wish I could get my brother to read it, but that's kind of hard when you have told everyone that you hate Twilight. Yes, you read that right. I am a secret Twilight lover. (Team Edward).

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