What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)

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1. Lol! The Jon Ass brothers! Priceless!

2. Wow is simply all I have to say.

3. AHAHAHAHA, OMFG, LOL

   ”Jon ass”

   XD

   Keep them coming XD

   Kitty
   xzx

4. haha Do these people speak English? I really don’t know what the first person is even talking about.

5. haha wow!!

6. Epic

7. That made my night, or is it day? Jon Ass brothers FTW!

8. the question, “how stupid are you?” comes to mind.

9. Whoa. WHOA. WHOA!!! That was just painful to attempt to decipher that nonsense. Wow…

10. i had to read the first one three times just to get what it was saying, no wonder that hate twilight, they cant even read it

11. Lol! My, the pwnage is killing me here! XD

    I’m assuming that the first girl meant, “Brain dead.” The Jonas Bros reference made me laugh probably the most, oh, and the girl saying that you weren’t like any of the main guys in Twilight. Gotta love haters!

    Have a wonderful Easter Kaleb!!!

12. I was wondering what the second one was bleeping out, and then I realized she bleeped out the misspelled word, “ass”.

13. Wow!
    I loved the Jon Ass Brothers thing!
    I don’t understand the first one
    Someone should translate

14. darn. you’ve been pwnd.
    =/

15. Do people not read what they write?

16. Hahahahahahahahahahaha……..
    They are so entertaining! I wish they can put some commas and fullstops here and there at least, so it’s easier to read. I wonder how much they are understanding when they read the books?

17. *robotic voice* Deciphering impossible!!!

    seriously, I can’t even tell what that girl in complaining about. Seriously, I’m at a complete loss.

    As for the second one, very impactive statement. My life has been changed forever… (not)

18. Uh… the first girl isn’t brain dead herself, is she?

    lmao. immature? really?
    & “jon ass” 😛

    hypocrites are really funny. xD
    you should post more. i hart celeb hate mail. <3

19. Sorry for commenting/spamming again… but I think I deciphered the first message for everyone to read. But even with all the grammatical errors fixed, she’s still rambling on about who knows what. Here you go:

    Okay, you’re making us girls look brain dead. If there were swimsuit models in a magazine and you guys went around talking about it, do you think we would make a website about it? No. We would just let you guys look like brain dead morons. Everybody knows you are. If you really want to know why this is happening to you, it’s because you’re not as mysterious and hot as Edward, not as strong as Emmett, not as amazingly sexy as Jasper, or not as adventurous, funny, or drop dead gorgeous as Jacob. So there, you have your answer. And no matter what you think, I’m telling you the truth. I’m not being mean either because if you want to see me be mean, just ask.

20. ‘ok, can you please be mean to me?’… i got the same thing as the poster above ^^ and jon ass brothers actually made me laugh out loud! Happy Easter everyone 😀

21. wow people need to learn the basics about how to write a coherent sentence

22. These made me laugh for abot ten minutes straight. Please keep posting these messages. You may not be as “stong as emmet” but I think you cooler than the “jon ass brothers” =)

23. Oh my gosh… I spent somewhere about 5 minutes trying to decipher that first one. Please, ask them to be mean. For me?

    And the second one was just… ridiculously funny. Who in their right mind would choose the Jonas Brothers over Twilight? Hm, supposedly “hot” teenagers with surprisingly feminine voices, or some entertaining, good quality literature? That is a tough one.

24. LMAO!!!

    Brainded. Even I will admit that on occasions, spell check is seriously my friend. I guess some people just don’t know how to implement such a tool. Geesh…

    Don’t worry Kaleb. I still think you’re as mysterious as Edward, strong as Emmett, sexy as Jasper, and adventurous as Jacob. :blush:

    Also, I’ve apparently purchased the wrong copy of Twilight. I wasn’t aware that it comes in a child-size picture book version. I think somebody’s boyfriend just broke up with her. LoL

25. Gah…the English language has been officially screwed over. My elementary school teacher head has now been blown to bits by the severity of the spelling and grammar crisis…

    As to the “jon ass brothers”, well, I personally like them…but that was hilarious!

    Keep up the good work Caleb. There are many more of us who enjoy it than there are who don’t. 🙂

26. I am so glad that girl at least explained ‘why this is happening to you’. Seriously, what is happening to you besides her making your brain hurt?

27. Well they sure told you.

    “Brainded.” Hahahhahaaa! 😀

28. Bethany: TYPO!! It’s Kaleb. LoL!! 😉

    Is this something like that Caleb Newton incident? Haha.

29. What the!? I can’t even get my head around what the first one is saying?? What!? Does it make any sense? Craaaziness!

    My head hurts.

30. LOL man those haters need to chillax.. and maybe stop typing using the pole up their butts?
    and i really can’t see how some people find Twilight immature, especially when they like the “Jon Ass bros”, who are probably the ultimate idols of immature, squealing teenyboppers everywhere? (no offence to the jobros).
    can’t say i’ve seen grown women worshipping them. lol.

    That being said, love the site and your highly entertaining posts about the twilight book series Kaleb! 🙂 keep rocking 😀

31. That’s…beyond words. Wow. *Wow.* I think all the great writers of the last four centuries are rolling over in their graves at the blatant butchering the language they had a great part in creating just got.

    However, it is VERY funny. Jon Ass Brothers… Wonder if they’re a fan?

32. Wow.. that’s kind of sad.

    Hahahaha I love the second one.
    Kaleb you are just soooo “immatture” XD

    <3

33. hahahaha. my eyes hurt just trying to figure out the first one…

    its as if GJ took a page from Victoria’s book and made his own army of haters.

34. lol WTF? i don’t envy you kaleb.. 😛

35. *fights to retain use of brain cells after that one* Golly!

36. Did the first hate mail person ever hear of commas, punctuation, and grammar?

    I can’t stop laughing at the 2nd one w/ the “jon ass brothers 4 evar” hahaha

37. What hath text messaging wrought?

38. Kaleb WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE !
    Excuse me Jonas fan you need to stick to your lame cheesy bands site and not come on here and bother Kaleb WHAT A BUNCH OF HATERS !
    I thought some of the Twilight fans had bad grammar but boy I was wrong the Jonas brothers kicked our butt in that lmao.
    HAPPY EASTER KALEB TALK TO YOU LATER !!!

39. OMG. And I thought my English sucked xd Lol.
    I don’t even know what the first one was talking about, and the second one with the Jon ass brothers xd
    So funny!
    Happy Easter 🙂

40. OMG!!! that was EPIC!!! “Jon Ass brothers”……..ha priceless!!! man that was so awesome……..is pent abt 4-5 mins deciphering that first 1……….i really would like to see that person being mean!!!

41. Oh! and HAPPY EASTER KALEB!!!

42. LMAO.

    Whoa. I tried to read the first one without stopping to take a breath, I think I almost fainted. LOL @ the second one, I think I’ll just call them that from now on. That’s what you get “Jon ass” fans, for being so darn smart.

43. Wooooow…

    The first one belongs in Pandora’s Box of Grammar lol

    And I love the Jon Ass reference~
    Ah yes, Jon Ass FTW
    xD

    Well at least you know we all love you =]
    .. The literate ones, anyway

44. Omg, that was HILARIOUS! such morons ..

45. What the heck is the first one even talking about? She’s just ranting about how you think girls are brain dead (I personally haven’t heard a word from you regarding that) and how you’ll never be an awesome vampire or a werewolf. BUT WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DRIVING AT? That was the most pointless jumble of brutally murdered words I have ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot. Excuse me while I mourn them, poor brave souls… This is what happens when you let idiots learn how to read and write a little.

46. Oh my goodness…do this people know English?
    Brainded??

    But the Jon Ass brothers 4 evar was HILARIOUS looooooool
    Happy Easter Kaleb!! (or should I say “Caleb Newton”?-from your brother’s vlog).
    xox

47. omg haha, i don’t think ‘brainded’ is a word..i got really lost in the first part.

48. Omg. hahaha 😀 That made my day ,
    ‘jon ass’ LOL.

49. whatttt?? hahaha who do these people think you’re trying to be and what do they think you’re trying to do? hahaha pretty funny though.

50. That was probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I can’t understand people who don’t spell check. Most internet browsers do it for you too!

    btw love the “jon ass brothers” hahaha!

    EPIC!!!!