(Posted by Kaleb Nation )

What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

April 20th, 2009 at 12:05 am by Kaleb Nation

WHAT A RIP OFF.I searched 4 TWILIGHT the book, not this f***ing s***! Who the f*** CARES what u thank of twilight? I searched 4 TWILIGHT, and if u r not posting the book chapters 2 read then u shud NOT put ur site on google. AGAIN WHAT A RIPOFF.

Apologies to the above for not illegally pirating text of Twilight and posting it on my site. Out of anything in the world, I would most enjoy a multi-million dollar lawsuit brought against me by Little Brown.

KALEB SO NO OFFANCE BUT WHY DO U TALK ABOUT YOUR FREAKKIN BOOK WE DON’T CARE ABOUT IT SO SUT UP KAY? this is a TWILIGHT sight notKALEB NATIONS ITE u shold only tALK ABOUT STEPHANIE MEYER OR ROB OR TWILIGHT, nobodoy even CARES about your book. I mean come ON. AND u are taking F***KING 4EVER to read, why dont u stop making cupid videos and READ BREAKINGDAWN okay? no offence btu u need too finish.BTW jus becus i am saying this to u, i still want in yr contest 4 the Rob autograph k, I can have an opinion because its mine so i still want to win. but realy, stop about yr book or u will make me and a bunch of REAL TWILIHGTERS mad.

I would like to publicly apologize to all ‘REAL TWILIHGTERS’ out there, who I incite to such anger. Also, I don’t have any clue what a cupid video is…

u suck. get a real job. real men dont read twilight. u r probly just lazy and sitting in front of a computer screen all day. nobody will buy yr book becus u suck ***khead

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE SAME PERSON, 30 MINUTES LATER:

OMG Im srry 4 my email erlier! Can I PLEAS HAVE A ROBERT PATTINSON AUTOGRAFH?! I LOVE HIM since harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! […]

OH THE IRONY.


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210 Responses

  1. soph

    AHAHAHAHA. These people are honestly so stupid I'm suprised they have the ability to type out those emails. And it's even funnier that they still think they can win the contest…
    BTW, I love hearing about your book. It inspires me (even though I don't really write books, etc. – it's still inspiring !). PLUS, your videos are hilarious – a great study break from stupid exams.

  2. Casey

    Personally i think your a genius for putting stuff about your book on the site. I mean, as popular as Twilight is and as popular as your site is, its great advertising!! I love the tone of your blogs, so i cant imagine not liking your book. Idk about other twilighters, but im quite te avid reader. So, reccommend a book to me and it shall be read!

  3. cammywamy

    The last one was really funny! The spelling in all of these are hilarious!!!

  4. Courtney

    Oh Dear.
    These people obviously didn't pay attention in there spelling lessons.
    BRAN HAMBRIC IS AWESOMEEEEE!!!
    TeeHee!!
    These are really funny xD

  5. Monet

    Whatever they say. I think you're awesome, and please keep posting these. They are funny

  6. Monet

    Whatever they say. I think you're awesome, and please keep posting these. They are funny

  7. Pulak Kumar

    Kaleb does talk about the Twilight films and stars and BREAKINGDAWN. Wonder which site the second letter write-oh I'm sorry- REAL TWIHLIGHTER was looking at. Maybe it was one that said “REAL TWIHLIGHTERS must abuse ALL authors other than STEPHANIE MEYER”- REAL TWIHLIGHTER Code, Article 46

  8. Savvyrose152

    This inspires my to start a blog, purely for the hate mail. (I will keep it short for fear of messing up in some grammatical way)

  9. Savvyrose152

    Curses… *Inspires me 🙁

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