A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

WHAT A RIP OFF.I searched 4 TWILIGHT the book, not this f***ing s***! Who the f*** CARES what u thank of twilight? I searched 4 TWILIGHT, and if u r not posting the book chapters 2 read then u shud NOT put ur site on google. AGAIN WHAT A RIPOFF.

Apologies to the above for not illegally pirating text of Twilight and posting it on my site. Out of anything in the world, I would most enjoy a multi-million dollar lawsuit brought against me by Little Brown.

KALEB SO NO OFFANCE BUT WHY DO U TALK ABOUT YOUR FREAKKIN BOOK WE DON’T CARE ABOUT IT SO SUT UP KAY? this is a TWILIGHT sight notKALEB NATIONS ITE u shold only tALK ABOUT STEPHANIE MEYER OR ROB OR TWILIGHT, nobodoy even CARES about your book. I mean come ON. AND u are taking F***KING 4EVER to read, why dont u stop making cupid videos and READ BREAKINGDAWN okay? no offence btu u need too finish.BTW jus becus i am saying this to u, i still want in yr contest 4 the Rob autograph k, I can have an opinion because its mine so i still want to win. but realy, stop about yr book or u will make me and a bunch of REAL TWILIHGTERS mad.

I would like to publicly apologize to all ‘REAL TWILIHGTERS’ out there, who I incite to such anger. Also, I don’t have any clue what a cupid video is…

u suck. get a real job. real men dont read twilight. u r probly just lazy and sitting in front of a computer screen all day. nobody will buy yr book becus u suck ***khead


OMG Im srry 4 my email erlier! Can I PLEAS HAVE A ROBERT PATTINSON AUTOGRAFH?! I LOVE HIM since harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! […]




210 Responses

  1. ROFL!!!!!!!!

    insulting you and then asking for Rob's autograph…


    Too funny!

  2. What's wrong with those people?? the 3rd one is really something. “Real men don't read twilight”, whatever!

    Maybe they exist to make us “real twilighters” laugh.

  3. lol so so true.
    ps i think ur book will be amazing kaleb, and can't wait to get my hands on it! can i get and ARC? i promise not to share with my friends?

    also, ur posts are possibly my fav thing about reading twilight, looking back on the chapters after provides a new perspective.

  4. Glad to see you didn't take any OFFANCE. I'm still giggling at these. Gotta love hate mail – tells you you're doing something right! I'm glad you decided to share the wealth of humor that's been hiding away in your emails. Keep it up and can't wait for your book.

  5. wow rob or twilight. and the other apologizes after they see that they could win something signed by him that's sad

  6. Omg. Those people are absolutely ridiculous!!! 1)There are soooo many people who come to this site and want to hear your opinion on the book. Personally, I love hear your opinion. 2)I have NO idea what the heck a “cupid video” is. Whatever it is, you've never done that. 3)REAL MEN DO READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!! There are ALOT of JOCKS at my school reading it. So to all of you stupid, mean people who hate Kaleb, you are all just stupid fools. If you don't like him then just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm done. ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. So I love the way that everyone who was sending hatemail had an inability to spell or use simple grammar. So stupid…. Keep writing and I can't wait for your book!f

    How can someone be such a hypocryte? Saying sorry just because you have something they want.
    They should go back to school and learn English. (Even I am better although I'm not a native speaker…

  9. Not only do I love reading your chapter blogs and all of your โ€˜twi-sightsโ€™, but I also really enjoy all the extra stuff you add to your site as well. This H8 MIAL being no exception. Even though a part of me cringes at the ridiculous amount of grammatical stupidity and is flabbergasted with the sheer idiocy I read in these letters, I still get a huge kick out of reading them.

    I think the news of your first book being published is fantastic and cannot wait until it is released!

    Ps: U r soooo kewl Kaleb!…Can i has autograff of Rob?!

  10. Holy Crow!! I can't believe that people would actually take time out of their lives to write(albeit not well) about how much they dislike a person or a thing. It truly amazes me!

    For the record Kaleb, I love when you post videos, and new information about your book. I can't wait until it is published! I am really looking forward to reading it!

    Keep up all the great work!!

  11. I LOVE the way some people hate you…right up to the point where you have a Robert Pattinson autograph. Another interesting point: why can none of the haters spell properly?
    It proves you have the right, Kaleb – good grammar, diction and some of the weirdest dreams I've ever heard of (excepting mine) will always win through!
    As for me, I'm so excited whenever I hear about your book! Because of the way you blog, it feels very personal to me (as I guess it does to all of your reader) – we're all excited and we're ALL rooting for the Twilight Guy!

  12. My favorite is definitely the third one. XD. Just… hilarious. And I think the people who enjoy your blog totally outweigh the peole who hate it.
    And just for the record- I am a Twi-hard/twilighter/fanpire/obsessed stalker. And I love your blog.

  13. WOW is all I have to say to some of those. First off glad you aren't posting whole chapters illegally of Twilight. What the heck? As a writer myself I am insulted by that email. I have a poetry book out and yes I admit I posted one or two poems on my site, but I own the rights to my book. I have the right to do so. Is it wise of me? well maybe not. There could be someone like the person that sent you that email waiting to steal someone's writing and post it illegally, but hey it's their lawsuit right? okay enough about that. Oh and real mean do read twilight, and hello you have a good many jobs. Pfft. how dare he imply that a writer that sits by the computer writing blogs has no job. Hello a writer!!! last I check a writer is a form of a career and last I checked a career is a form of a job. Just saying. Though I am sure you do lots of other various projects as well. Also have any of these people ever heard of spell checker and possibly a grammar checker? I take it their (that should be they're but I did that on purpose :P) not looking for a career in journalism or literature. I am looking forward to your book and I LOVE it when you talk about it. I can't wait to read it.

  14. I got SO put out by the idiot who said no one cares about you or your book. Really, that person has a hole somewhere in their skull where their brain cells leaked out.
    LOL, the last one is just plain HILARIOUS. I mean, they insult you and THEN ask for the autograph? XD It's funny how they actually think they're insulting you. I crack up everytime I think about it.
    Also, I'm one of those crazed Twilight fans, and I love you and your blog, and I can't wait to read your book. Really, I get totally excited at the mention of your book, I honestly can't wait to read it. The preview chapters and the trailer are KILLING me right now. TT^TT That person needs to check out these comments too, 'cause all I've seen is everyone saying how much they appreciate you.
    Oh, and I vote someone send then one of those electronic grammer and spelling cheeckers for Christmas. And a plaster.

  15. Wow, I never realized how idiotic some people can sound. I mean if someone is going to “attempt” to write hate mail and if they want some substance behind it, they should at least use correct grammar and spelling. I mean really.

    That was very amusing.

  16. OMK, randomness, but the Twilight ad is on TV RIGHT. NOW. For PayPerView! OMK! Just had to say that. ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. OMG…I laugh so hard when I read what people write. I'm happy that you posted those for other people to read.

  18. kaleb –
    this is my favorite twilight related site, and i love getting your awesome videos, thoughts on twilight, and news about your book in ONE. the hypocrite who wrote the last hatemail needs to shove it.

  19. My god! These people must be on some kind of illegal substance! Is it even possible to make that many spelling errors? Were they typing while hanging from the roof? Anyways dont listen to the fake twilighters kaleb. Us real twilighters love you book, opinions and cupit videos lol

  20. wow. well now that we know three poeple's opinons…. 1.please keep talking about your book.2. don't illegally put anything up.3. if they don't like you, then go to a different site or i don't know… a book store. twilight guy doesn't even sound like a site that would involve downloading chapters of twilight.

  21. The stupidness of people never ceases to amaze me.

    Don't worry, I more than care about your book.

    Those emails make my day, I honestly wonder if people seriously act that way. But there's always SOMEONE.

    ๐Ÿ™‚ Keep blabbing about your book. I love to hear about it.

  22. OmG who do these people think they are???? like really if you are going to say something stupid at least get the spelling right. Like and I love how the one person is like cursing and critisizing (thats spelled wrong i know) and then ask for a favor. AN AUTOGRAPH! really guys? really? how stupid can you be?
    Don't worry Kaleb I love your site and your book so I am going to preorder and get it cause you're amazing and all that!


  23. Wow these people are seriously dumb!
    First of all, they need to take a spelling class or something!
    And second of all, I'm totally excited for your book! I can't wait to read it!
    Don't listen to these people because they have no freaking idea what they are talking about.
    Anyways, that's about all I have to say about these ridiculous people, except for the fact that they probably feel really stupid and embarassed now that everyone can read what they said. Keep posting these though because they are hilarious! And I love your website it's ridiculously hilarious!

  24. hahahaha. wow!!
    i loveee hate mail!
    it has made me realize some things 1. all of it is soo not true 2. these people cant make a sentence make sense to save their lives 3. some people are just idiots!

    hahahahaha. “REAL TWILIHGTERS” i think its spelled twilighters…
    and that first girl… WOW!!!
    i love that 3rd person!! she is really bipolar!! haha.

  25. Wow some people are just……crazy. But their hatemail makes for some interesting and funny posts. Thanks for sharing, you are awesome Kaleb and I love your site!

  26. I can't believe people are saying these nasty things to you. It's horrible! Let me guess… They didn't win the Rob autograph did they?

  27. Omg that was hilarious! And obviously the 3rd person feels “cupid” now considering the fact that your book is in one of the top 2,000 pre-orders on Amazon!

  28. i care about your books Kaleb. ๐Ÿ™‚
    the nerve of some people to completly diss you then ask for an autograph.

    and i have no clue what a cupid video is either….

  29. I loved the two emails from the same person. Dssing you one second and then asking for an autograph the next. I don't know why people bother sending hate mail…don't they know that one day they will be featured on your site for all us devoted Twilighters to laugh at?
    ps: I can't wait for your book!

  30. Hate mail is one reason I don't have a public comment section on my own site.

    Those were obviously people without a life or silly kids or perhaps people on crack.

    I am also a writer ( fantasy ) and so is my fiance, only his is already on Amazon.
    I've been working on my book for years, I hope to finish it this year. That is my goal and I'm sticking to it.
    I am going to check out your previews and hopefully order your book.

  31. Hahaha! that was hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜€

    -By the way, I totally love to hear about your book! ๐Ÿ˜€ I'm going to buy it <3

  32. on the last one: someone else probably sent it from their email and them they tried to make up for it. but all the rest are just idiots and dont know that this is ur site and can do what ever the hell you want. i cant wait for ur book!!!!!

  33. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, my laughter could go on for days. Little kids that do not know how to spell…or maybe they're grown men and woman. I hope not. Congrats on the book. You make my week.

  34. I find this hilarious those haters are idiots

    its your site you can put whatever you want on it, and if they don't like it they can go to another twilight site.

    I suggest u take those people out of the contest, because real twilighters don't say things like that to other twilighters

    post script: can't wait for the book, please give away more signed cover art

  35. hahahaha! sorry for the hate mail, but you must get a kick out of reading it. (i know i did!) if those people are going to b*tch at you, couldn't they at least type properly? (:

    gosh I am so sorry that u have to cope with such retarded people but its so freakin funny !!!!!
    And omg it is YOUR page u can talk about whatever you want ( real twilightfans -.- all right)
    well I love ur page and of course there will be always some idiots like this but forget about them I think they are just jealous becouse u come so far and youยดve done everything a twilight fan is dreaming of (like meeting stephanie meyer and rob huh)

  37. Wow these people are shameless!!!

    What are real twilighters and cupid videos???? The world may never know.

    Well kaleb keep them coming, they make me feel smart!!!

  38. The last one was pretty poor.
    And jesus cries! (no offense to god or jesus or maria) THEY'RE SO ANGRY THEY “CUNT EVN WRAIT ENGLUSH!!!!”

    Kaleb, you're a true hero.
    Trough You these girls don't get
    mad at faint teachers.. or pedestrians!
    Yea, I think i speak for all of us when I say:
    “Thanks for taking the “badly bad anger” out of them!”

    We appreciate that. ;D

  39. Those comments are flippin hilarious. I wonder how the people that write them function in life.

    Keep up the good work and good luck with your book.

  40. wow. first off, i think you're a real twilighter, and i think i'm a real twilighter, and you know what? i don't care if you post about your book. i'm glad that you're accomplishing your dream and getting published, and i'm proud to say that i'll 100% for sure that i'm going to buy it the day it comes out. and you're a busy guy, it takes you a while to read, so what? i don't mind. i love hearing your opinions about the books, and they make me smile :). there are so many more people out there that love you, rather than hate you (like me!), so you know what? it's your site. do what you want, they don't have to read it. keep doing what you are doing, because i love it!

  41. I think its really dumb that people insult you and still wants to win in your contests. But its hilarious to read.

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