What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)

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1. XD They got PWNED.

2. Wow lol, they seriously need to learn how to read and write properly.. it took me a little bit of time to understand what the fuck they were typing. amusing though, very.

   and i have to agree with all of you
   LOL @ “jon ass”
   xD

3. *mouth drops open* WTF? Who sits around thinking this **** up? What they really need is to learn some English, but that’s besides the point. To go out of their way to be cruel, is just disgusting. If someone’s not a fan then don’t exert the energy to criticize.
   I’m sorry you have to deal with nonsense like this and glad that you are able to laugh it off. I admit that their grammar was comical (jon ass brothers, anyone???), the rest just ticks me off.
   On a happier note…
   Happy Easter, Kaleb!
   Cheers!
   Sabrina

4. Brilliant! ROTFL
   English is not my first language, but even I spell better than that! Seriously…

5. Ok… wow. After typing for 5 hours straight, and it being three in the morning I STILL wouldn’t be able to be that much of an idiot while typing. I guess it takes real TALENT eh?
   I’m really loving the “Jon Ass” for the simple reason that that is ALWAYS how I have written their name especially around my friends just because I absolutely HATE them. LOL no offense.

6. You should definitely ask the first one to be mean and she what he/she says.
   Anyway, Happy Easter!

7. That’s…that’s a couple cases of EPIC FAILURE. 🙂
   After the “typical idiot village,” you’d think people would learn to at least spell-check their hate mail. I guess that haters have completely ruled out legible writing.
   And the “Jon Ass Brothers” was amazing. Actual LOL for that one.
   Happy Easter Kaleb and the rest of the Twilight world!
   -Rachel

8. Kaleb, if you ask me, you’re BETTER than any of the vampires and werewolves.

   Why?

   Because you’re not fictional, of course.
   😀

9. Oh, PWND! 😉

10. well. that told you Kaleb! lol
    Happy Easter everybody!!

11. “Oh pincushions: I’ve really been pwnd this time”
    haha that was hilarious 😛

12. Haha! that’s hilarious!

13. OH man OH man!!! Just made my day!! HAPPY EASTER

14. took me a while to decipher the first one… WOW, was the second one pro or against Jo bros? I mean “Jon Ass”? Either s/he really can’t spell or s/he is also making fun of them…

    It’s amusing how these people try to write a hate mail but can’t spell for the life of them.

    Thanks for the laughs Kaleb 😀

15. lmao….it doesn’t take much to work people up these days, does it? And usually it’s over very non-consequential stuff. Too bad these people sending you hate mail aren’t following what their elected government representatives are doing.

    Cheers!

16. HAHAHAHA thnx kaleb that was great! The girl calling you brain dead obviously has some issues too cause she can’t even spell that.

    Jon Ass. enough said HAHA

17. To the writer of the first letter: No, i don’t think he is the one making you look “Brainded”. You’re doing a pretty good job on your own of that.

18. Lol. Yeah, hate letters are awesome. Amazingly funny when people take this ‘Twilight’ too personally.

19. haha stong and jon ass priceless!!! u should make this a weekly thing kaleb. post ur funniest hatemail like every friday or something. its hilarious!!!

20. I LOVE THIS. Kaleb, you are SO awesome. LOL at “if u want to see me be mean just ask.”

    Honestly though, aren’t most internet acronyms kind of uncool now? Obviously these people have no clue what they’re talking about though, so I can’t really say anything.

    I would love to see more of these. It’s especially funny when people are trying to be taken seriously. 😀

21. i am most definitely brainded after trying to form coherant thoughts out of these letters. and poor kaleb, pwned by the jon ass brothers…:( im sure the first girl could offer some counselling on how to fix this?
    have to love haters 🙂

22. xDD yes. i really do love the ‘jon ass brothers’ 4 ‘evar’ lmaooo
    this really brightened my day, kaleb. happy easter!

23. What the french toast?

    How can people that illiterate still be able to read?

    Oh. Em. Gee. It’s called spell check, and uh … what’s that word? GRAMMAR.

    No wonder US schools are failing.

24. Wow, That first girl (or was it a guy???) really needs to learn some English. This is what happens when people start obsessively texting. They can’t communicate like normal human beings.

    These were almost as funny as the ones posted on your other site.

    “JON ASS BRO 4evr nd u al suk egz.” lol. It takes a lot of effort to be that illiterate!

25. Wow these people have no life, that actually take the time to write “essays” on how much they dislike you
    He or she should learn some manners

    And as for the second one, there one to talk jonas brothers forever and spelling sucks like sux how immature is that

    There all idiots and i find it completely hilarious

    love u kaleb

26. erm, is it possible to type and spell THAT badly!?! sheesh, i feel that you should make a separate page for all of the crap arse hate mail. a page like that is a big hit on MuggleNet.

27. Adjectives fail me.

28. WOW! If you are going to waste your time sending and email to someone about how you don’t like them, for the love of all things sane, please take the time to use real English and read over what you say.

    Like many people, I could not for the life of me figure out what the first person was saying! Thanks to the person to decoded – I definitely wasn’t realizing brainded = brain dead. WOW! How does Kaleb make us all look brain dead? And what exactly is happening to him that he is wondering about? Although I’m glad she told us WHY it happening. OH BOY!

    Seriously, if you don’t like someone, why bother wasting time sending them an email about it. Just don’t come back to the site anymore and let the rest of us continue to enjoy it.

    We love Kaleb and twilightguy.com

29. BAHHAHAHAHAHA!
    (while trying to control my hysterical laughing)
    don’t … worry … Kaleb.
    everybody else … still … loves … you.
    (even more so, now!)
    HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
    =D

30. Even I can write better hate mail, and I love you&this site, Kaleb. LOL.

31. HAHAHA! That is soo hilarious. I don’t even understand what the first is trying to say! That was certainly entertaining to say the least.
    Silly haters, lol
    Love ya Kaleb!

32. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    If they want to claim that someone is brain dead, maybe they should actually learn how to spell and maybe stop failing basic Emglish.

    HEHEHEHEHEHE!

    Oh it hurts to laugh that hard. HEHE.

33. Wow is all I have to say.
    And that they should try using proper grammar/sentence structure!
    <3 ya Kaleb!

34. That has made my day, so funny XD Thanx for posting them, I dont even get what the first one was going on about ….

35. Brainded? Does she mean branded?

    …

    No, that still doesn’t make sense.

    And I have to agree, the jon ASS brothers are great *rolls eyes*

36. hahahahaha
    thats ridiculous! jonass? wth!?
    lmaoooo

37. hahaha! luv it! 😀

38. I’m embarrassed to share the same species as these guys. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM KALEB! ;-D

39. Thanks for all the people who translated brianded. I was actually wondering if she has actually read your site, or only the part where you say you’re not officially a fan. Obviously, you do not think that we are brain dead, or you would not give us such thoughtful and funny commentary on the chapters. Speaking of which, I hope you’re going to be able to post the next chapter soon. I’m becoming brain dead without your unique commentary. I mean “i brianded u r no rite revu braking dwan.”

40. Oh wow. I seriously don’t understand how people can type that badly. I would have to TRY to type something as confusing as that. I have no idea what the first person was trying to say. I personally like the Jonas Brothers, but I still laughed my head off at the second person. I’m still trying to figure out if they’re fans or not though…

41. I’m so proud of myself, english is not even my mother tongue and I managed to translate those messages. (for all the good it did me… O_o)
    Now I’m left wondering how someone can write such nonsense… I mean, can’t you even read over what you write? And please, if you don’t like Twilight, what ARE you doing on this website? Strange people writing strange things…

42. hahaha takes all kinds lol.. pll got nothing better to do then complain. lmao. and also make no sence… jon ass brothers!

43. LOL!

    brainded…

    LOLOL!

44. I’m confused about the whole “swimsuit model” thing. It doesn’t make sense. What does it have to do with men reading twilight and making a website?

45. Haha!!! What english class did they take? And how is swimsuit modeling or the Jonas Brothers relevant to this?

46. Sooooo…. evidently I missed the part of the site where you make girls who like Twilight look “brainded.” I’m forced to agree with whoever said that the first letter was written by someone going through a bad break up… I hope she feels better now that she’s SEVERELY confused everyone else and has, apparently, put you in your place over Twilight. Cheers!

47. Hey,did you guys know that those supposed “interviews” the Jonas Brothers have with supposed “fans” are completely staged? The “fans” are paid actors,who have lines fed to them. My brother was in one of those things recently.

    ANYWAY, what’s with the swimsuit models? Doesn’t make any sense to me. Seriously, I have to put conscious effort into typing that badly. Both of those e-mails were made up of about 2% sense,50% ignorance, and 48% words that cannot be understood completely by normal human beings, equating to 100% horrid typing and use of vocabulary. typing.

48. *chucks hammer at extra “typing.” on earlier comment*

49. I mean, really people! Who actually taks lik dis? Not the “jon ass” brothers. I mean, after this I am feeling a bit “brainded” myself.

    ROFL!

    –mk

50. LOL OME that is hilarious ^_^ I really can’t even understand the first one. WOW 🙂