What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

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1. It's sad how many people out there have absolutely no clue about life, what it's about, and how to communicate. I pity them enormously. How did they even manage to wake up and type an email to you, anyway? It's a freaking miracle they haven't starved to death, because they don't know how to feed themselves. Maybe their mother helps them? I don't know. Stupid People, the Mystery of the Universe.

2. Wow. Are these people drunk when they type this stuff? The third one was the funniest. And I haven't the slightest idea what a cupid video is either.

3. lmao! wow. are there people really that retarded?

   dear lord…

   but entertaining all the same 🙂

   P.S I can't wait for your book Kaleb!

4. Ahaha. Damn you, Kaleb! Why on earth wouldn't you post the actual book instead of your thoughts, which I personally find much more interesting? It's just bad planning on your part. I mean, imagine, having a blog on the internet? You are a disgrace. *shakes head sadly*

   Hm. Have you ever made a video containing cupid? Because that would explain a lot.

   Aw, don't worry, Kaleb. I care about your book. 😀

   Now, these are some real Twilihgters, right? They deserve the Rob autograph.

   Keep posting these. They are hilarious.

5. I'm more surprised at the comments that state things like “DIIIIIEEEE IN A FIERY PIT KALEB!!!!” and then ask for a Rob autograph right afterwards. Just wow is all I have to say.
   Though, the comment probably should have been spelled wrong, but I won't attempt to re-do it cause my mind likes to use proper English~

   And although this is a Twilight blog, I think since you are the creator of this blog, it kind of entitles you to state whatever you feel like stating right? Cause I mean, it's your blog. Just stating that out in the open… xp

   Keep these up Kaleb, they are freaking hilarious!

6. OMG. All of these are amazingly horribly entertaining. It's a good thing you apologized to all of the 'REAL TWILIHGTERS' out there. I've heard they can be quite vicious.

   As for the Twilighters, I think we can all say keep up the good work. This site is one of my favorites because of the obvious thought you put into each chapter post. I, for one, will be sad when you're done Breaking Dawn.

   As for you cross posting about your book, you deserve to as it's pretty exciting news. 🙂 I can't wait to read it!

7. The first person is just ridiculous for thinking they are going to find a full text version on Twilight (or most any book for that matter) on a website. Who wouldn't enjoy a multimillion dollar lawsuit from a publishing company?! lol.

   The second person was my favourite. “this is a TWILIGHT sight notKALEB NATIONS ITE” Actually, this site is just that – Kaleb Nation's site! And not that I'm trying to make a generalization, but I think a lot of people who visit here are interested in how Kaleb's book is going and are supporting him in his goals regarding that! And this person also needs to realise that you have a life outside of this particular blog and be patient while you read Breaking Dawn!

   I can't even talk about the third person. I just can't. It's too ridiculous.

   If laughter is the best medicine, you must always be in exceptionally good health and spirits Kaleb, because I'm certain you must laugh buckets reading the epic hate mail that you receive.

8. I like your videos, even though they may or may not have cupids in them. Maybe you should make a cupid video. I'm just saying. I don't mind hearing about your book. Thanks for the good times Kaleb.

9. hahahahaha… i think that's all i can say… i mean the nerve to talk about your stuff on your web site… how dare you?!

10. lawls. Sometimes, I wonder about how far humanity has really evolved on Earth. Are scientists aboslutely positive that the monkey isn't smarter than we are?

11. Wow! there are some really stupid people out there. I like that the real TWILIHGTER couldn't even spell Stephenie's name – obviously a dedicated fan! But the third one just too unbelievable!

    These posts remind me of that movie Idiocracy with Luke Wilson (very funny you should watch it if you haven't already) Its scary that people that stupid actually exist! Scary but true.

    Keep posting these Kaleb – they are hilarious! And rest assured that anyone with half a brain thinks your great and this site rocks. I am totally buying your book when it comes out!

12. wuahahahaha….the last email really cracked me up…thanks for sharing this wid us =)

13. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I love how they only like you when you're giving Robert Pattinson autographs away. Sheesh…

14. Haha oh how I weep for humanity

    congratulations on the book Kaleb!!

15. These are so funny. But in my opinion, I think Kaleb has every right to talk about his book here. I know how hard it is to get where he is now (because I haven't got that far), and so he deserves a chance to celebrate and tell the world about his achievement, and if that means making a post about it, then so be it. Keep going Kaleb! I look forward to reading BH:TFC.
    On a side note, I think it's hilarious that one of them put “Rob” in as a valid discussion topic, alongside Twilight and Stephenie Meyer.

16. These are all so hilarious! I especially love your comment about a lawsuit from Little Brown 🙂 You are wonderful Kaleb!

17. Gosh Kaleb! They're right! This site is SO stupid! You should totally stop posting stuff about your book and instead of writing very amusing chapter summaries, just post the whole chapters! And I lied the other night, when I said that I'm going to both pre-order Bran Hambric AND buy it at the store, because why would I do that? I mean, nobody cares about your book.

    Okay, now for the serious part of my comment:

    I think a cupid video is a video that makes you fall in love. Either that, or one that sticks you with a sharp arrow *ouch!*

    I adore how that person mentions that real “twilihgters” don't want to hear about your book. I'm a real Twilighter through and through and I love hearing about your book. (how much do you want to bet that that emailer is also extremely angry at Stephenie for DHN? And I couldn't help but notice they misspelled Stephenie.) But, like, hate to break it to that person, but the world a) doesn't revolve around Twilight and b) doesn't revolve around them. This is you blog and you can put whatever you d*mn-well please on it. If you decided that tomorrow, you wanted to post random pictures of vegetables in random places (at the movies, on the moon, etc), we can't stop you. It's your blog.

    And why is it that none of these people ever can speak English? I mean, when I read your comments, everyone's comments are easy to read and understand. But haters can never type in anything resembling our language.

    But still, I don't think any of these can live up to “jon ass brothers 4 evar”. That was just too funny.

18. Wow, these people give twilight fans a bad name. Heck, they give humanity a bad name. I, for one, am completely intrigued by your book and am counting down the days until Sept. and I consider myself an almost obsessive twilight fan, so at least that one statement has been debunked. LOL.
    As to the posting of actual chapters online…talk about copyright infringement, huh? I love hearing your thoughts on each chapter and I'm glad that you are reading it slowly as it makes it last longer. It will be a sad day when you hit the epilogue
    🙁
    As for the lazy comment *grumbles* your life seems pretty darn full. Half of the time I wonder how you manage so much in addition to college.
    Good luck on your finals. Mine are in two weeks, so I feel your pain.
    And don't let these uncouth idiots get to you, they aren't worth it. But hey, you know you're famous once you start getting this kind of mail, right?
    Cheers!
    Sabrina

19. haha. kaleb, these people are hilarious. dont listen to them.
    if anything i care about you book. so they are wrong right away. and i think its funny you are putting these up. just so we can laugh at them.

    i hope your excited for you book? i am. 🙂

    p.s i love your videos, and plaid shirts. 🙂

    -Corinne

20. People are such idiots, and sad thing is that they probably think they sound smart in these emails. As for the second message, don't listen to her. I love hearing about your book and I can't wait to buy it. I know it will be great.

    And your videos are awesome too.

21. I'm beginning to see the link between illiteracy and raging stupidity. I can also only assume that no one writing in hate mail has firefox or any kind of spell check at all. Or maybe they dig the majority of their words being underlined in red, perhaps thinking it's there to emphasize their anger?

22. haha…that's exactly what i was thinking, Icy Topaz! Kaleb, Somewhere there's an angry chimp in a lab writing you hate mail because i didn't think humans could be so disgusting. I am very excited about your book and i love your blog, so whoever wrote those ridiculous emails can shove it cause they need lives.

23. Oh, the ignorance of the illiterate haters.
    Don't you just love it when they spell “Twilight” incorrectly? 🙂

    The last one would have to, by far, be the most amusing. This person dares to call you lazy, yet all of your fans here haven't the slightest idea when you make time for sleep. Then she (I'm guessing it's a she) goes back and asks for an “AUTOGRAFH.”

    And of course I'll buy your book. I've been excited to read it for quite a while now!
    -Rachel 🙂

    (On a side note, maybe you should put a little cupid in the corner of your next video. Then we can all laugh at that, too.)

24. WOW! People are so mean! I hope you have a much thicker skin than I because I felt like crying for you after reading some of that stuff. Anyhoo…just thought I would let you know that SOME of us appreciate the news about your book. I'm planning on buying it which I probably wouldn't have done had I not found this site. So keep up the good work Kaleb and know that most of us love you. 🙂

25. Some people are just so special. Kaleb, your site is great! And the best part is… it's YOUR site… so go with what you feel. Twilight Guy is a breath of fresh air in a world full of repetitive Twilight gossip sites.

    Hope the haters don't keep you from having a wonderful day!

    P.S. I love hearing about your book and I can't wait to read it 🙂

26. Jeez! That was a little funny. A little.
    Don't listen to them, Kaleb. You rock, and I cannot wait for Bran Hambric: The Farfield Curse to come out!

27. O.o

    OH humans. Kaleb, if it'll make you feel any better I'm looking forward to you books, and everytime I see a chapter update by you I can't wait to read your opinions. I've been late to work a few times cause there was an update.

    Also, to whoever wrote that second note. You may have your opinion but we sure as hell don't want to hear it. Especially if you're a bitch,

28. Dont listen to the haters Kaleb (I never assumed you would but hey sometimes it can get to a person). You have all of us here who adore you and can't wait another second to read your book. Its sad sometimes how people will assume the identity of all Twilight Fans and then proceed to be awful human beings, its why there is the amount of stigma in the world associated with being a Twilighter (ie that we are all immature tween girls who dont have their heads screwed on correctly). Good luck with everything and I must request that you do not ruch through Breaking Dawn, I want you to stick around as long as possible as our favorite Twi-Guy.

29. Lmao. I love the REAL TWILIHGTERS [or how the bloody hell he or she spelled that] Comment. Seriously that kind of stuff is what fueled Twilightsucks.com I thought that people on that site were just trying to find a reason to make fun of the Twilight nation but I didnt think till now that it was an serious issue.

    And Kaleb, We all love you and I for one can't wait for your book to come out. If all you can care about IS Twilight, and you can't get your hopes up for another great author to come, you have no life. Fur Real.

    Also I love the last one. It's proof that people just surf the net for Twilight related things and go: “Oh. God. A guy talking about Twilight. What a fag. Time to send him hate mail because I have absoulty no life.” Then they actually check out your website and see that you are awesome with giving stuff away that inculde Rob's John Handcock. I would bet my life earnings that the person that wrote that was one of the People who send Robert Pattinson bags of Hate mail and then realized how sexy he was.

    XD

30. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Twilihgter? How is that even supposed to be pronounced??

    I translated the second one!! (and i feel so smart!):

    Kaleb,
    So, no offence, but why do you talk about your freaking book? We don't care about it! So shut up, okay? This is a Twilight site, not a Kaleb Nation site. You should only talk about Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, or Robert Pattinson. Nobody even cares about your book. I mean, come on! And you are taking f***ing forever to read the books! Why don't you stop making stupid videos and read Breaking Dawn? Okay? No offence, but you need to finish. And by the way, just because I am saying this to you doesn't mean I do not want to enter your contest for the Robert Pattinson autograph. I can have this opinion, it's mine. But I still want to win! But really, stop about your books or you will make me and a bunch of other real Twilighters mad.

    Now, isnt that easier to understand?

    The first one was beyond belief. I mean, just buy the book if you want to read it.

    And the third one. HILARIOUS.

31. hahahahahahahahahaha! my goodness how rude! true twilighters don't behave as such. 😉

    & I WANT TO READ YOUR BOOK! 😛

32. ok, i have to say the last one was my fav
    thair like babies, they cry untill u give them what they want
    but really this is why i ill say im not a fan at times, most think we are like that, and hate us for it

33. I quite enjoyed reading the second one and seeing that the 'real twilihgter' spelled Stephenie's name wrong. That is one of my biggest pet peeves ever.

    I would have to be a vampire to find time to get all of the stuff done that you do Kaleb. I mean, geez half the time I forget you're in school.

    Reading hatemail like that lowers your IQ but boosts your self esteem. I wish I was cool enough to get hatemail like that. Seriously, I would have a blast replying to it.

34. People frighten me. Especially those kind of people.

    I love how they are trying to tell you how to run your website, call you rude names and then apologize because they want to be in your contests 🙂 They sound like five year olds. Seriously. At least…that's the only age I remember ever meeting people who were like that or acting like that myself.

35. Oh gosh. Kaleb, I love hearing about your book! It must be so exciting, and I can't wait to read it! Thank goodness you don't listen to these haters.

36. these are so ridiculous that I often wonder if they are real, haha “cupid video”

37. Oh yeah…

    …the person who said it was not a Kaleb Nation site should probably check the banner (and I'm sure a few other places on the site). It says Kaleb Nation. And he created the site. And yes, some people actually care about his books.

    And also, it bugs me when people call themselves “true” Twilighters. There is no such thing as a “true” fan. If you like the books or movie, you're a fan. It's just lame that people think you can't be a real fan because you don't have the same opinion as them.

    Okay, all done 🙂

38. I do enjoy your site and love the give-aways.

    I love the Twilight series and really… I can't wait to read your book. 🙂

39. I really hope people like that don't win!
    how ridiculously rude and uncalled for! don't mind them, kaleb, we love you :]

40. LOL LOL LOL

41. I wish I had a reason to get hatemail like that…It would give me something to laugh at during my spare time. *sigh* but I guess I shall just sit back and read all those ridiculous emails that you get..
    I find it funny how pretty much all of the hatemail you've posted have really bad spelling/grammar (not like my spelling isn't all that great, either, but it's better than theirs..0.o..)
    I also do enjoy hearing about the progress of your book. It's understandable how excited you are to actually have made it this far in getting your book published. I know I would be hecka excited if I were in your place, so I shall be “hecka” excited for you..xD

42. The last one's HILARIOUS. 😀

43. What Am I Then Imaginary??? Lol.

    I Like Hearing About Your Book And Dont Really Care. I Am A TWILGHTER. And I Think You Should Keep Posting About Your Book.

    Oh And Complainers, If You Dont Like Hearing About is Book Othe Then The Posts Dont Read Them OK. He Doesnt Force You To Read Them. Oh And The Sucking Up Bit…… I Really Want Robert's Autograph. Lol. Saying Sorry After, So Funny.

    So Complainers Get Lost, And Go Catch Up On Your Spelling.

    Love You Kaleb And Your Posts Are Amazing.

    Cya,
    Poppys 😀

44. Oh My Goodness…
    First E-mail: what the heck, if you want to read the book, GO AND BUY IT!!! I mean, what is that, 18 bucks???
    Second E-mail: I care about Kaleb book, because in life there isn't ONLY Twilight, there are also millions of other books..I love Twilight, and it's my favourite book EVER, but since I love reading, I want to read Kaleb's book, too!! Oh My Goodness!! By the way…real twilighters know how to spell the name of the book…
    Third E-mail: Man, get a life…you are so lame and that's so sad…

    By the way, Kaleb, we love you!!
    PS: see, I can write in English even if I'm Italian…LOL

45. Wow, they must really have some anger management issues.
    Really amusing for sure.

46. Bahahahaha, bahahahahaha, oops, I think I just peed on myself. Oh well, bahahahaha, bahahaha.

47. LOL, the second one made me laugh so much. You know what the weird thing is, either these people are too stupid to understand that it's your site and you can post what you like (i.e. Bran Hambric) and to top it all of they can't spell. Or they feel so strongly about being a 'real twilighter'/'Rob's stalker that they're typing really fast and missing the keys.

    Hmm, I wonder how many keyboards they've hurt in the last year… I'd warn Robert Pattinson to run away, quickly.

48. Ohhh dear. Kaleb, I'm sorry that you are the recipient of such expressions of human stupidity. I would try to reassure you that most of your readers don't think that way AT ALL, but I think those letters speak for themselves.

    I particularly like how people seem to feel that they can insult you and then expect you to give them something. And people still assume that you are Robert Pattinson's BFF.

    Please don't feel bad that your REAL LIFE gets in the way of your blog posting. Good god, I feel tired just reading about everything you're dealing with! Plus, this way we have a chance to spend more time reading your posts! I'd feel kind of cheated, actually, if you did something ridiculous like read ten chapters in a week.

    My point is, you're made of awesome and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise! But you knew that already…

49. LOL omg these people are so retarded.
    hahaha they make me laugh and cringe simultaneously, it's horrid.
    <3 ur site, & apparently, your cupid videos.
    =D

50. i cant believe people insult you and then actually ask to still be considered for the contest

    some people are beyond help