What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

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1. After I got done laughing, this is what I thought…

   For one thing, if someone doesn't like a site, they don't have to look at it. There is absolutely no reason to email the webmaster mad because you came across a site related to Twilight, that is not illegal, on the internet when you search for Twilight. Wow, how terrible.

   And I love how people think they can talk about how awful your site is, and how you should run YOUR site, and then suddenly “see the light” and realize they want something from you…

   Oh, and you should forgive yourself, Kaleb, for not posting 10 chapters a day. I mean, while you obviously should have all the time to do that, as a college student after all, it is somewhat understandable that your life is not completely revolving around reading Twilight. Ok, in all seriousness, I am a college student myself, getting ready to be finished in May and I feel like I never have time for anything outside of school. To be totally honest I don't even get how you are able to make time for this site when you have everything for school to do and getting your book ready to be published… It's really impressive I think.

   I will say that I have to wonder how serious at least some of these emails are… I think sometimes people really do TRY to get their emails on posts like these (makes me think of MuggleNet.com's “Wall of Shame”) by making something just that ridiculous.

   Who knows. Anyway, I have been following your site since you were about halfway into Twilight and love it – and am going to keep up on news of your book, so keep letting us know. I'd love to read it when it is released!

2. haha i like how people tell you what to put on YOUR page. thats awesome. it just shows what twinks little kids are these days 🙂

3. Oh my.

   It is absolutely beyond me why anyone would bother to write you hate mail because they found your site on Google. If I wrote hatemail to every unsatisfactory site I found on Google, I would have time for nothing else. Oh and you should definitely post Twilight on your website Kaleb, because it's not a violation of Stephenie Meyer's rights at all, and really, nobody can check out a book from the library. It's far too complex a process.

   And of course Kaleb, all of us real “Twilihgters” (WOW) are so angry at you for posting about your book. It's not incredibly exciting for you or anything. And we're all definitely not going to buy it as soon as it enters bookstores either. 😀

   And the third..I can't even say anyhing. It's just too ridiculous.

   Dang, I love this site. Don't worry about stupid people, Kaleb. And thanks again for posting their rambling for our entertainment!

4. Wow… Thanks for the laughs! That just reminds me that there really are stupid people out there. I love the second and third one! I mean come on! They tell you that you suck and then still ask for Rob's autograph??? ROFL…

   Well, the “REAL TWILIHGTERS” might hate you but us “Twilighters” love you and are excited to read your book ^^

5. O.o
   Oh Men!!!!, the last one, it's like what the heck!!!!!. At first i thought it's was a man who was writing, but the i saw the other one and OMG. This is so crazy, but i don't care. I actually like your book too. and i hope to see it in my country.

   So don't listen to them, their just jealous, you can write of whatever you want cause it's your site. KEEP IT UP KALEB !!!!

6. Ha-Ha! Oh the joy of shallow people…
   Sometimes I wonder if people send e-mails like that so that we can laugh at them…it’s not likely though..sadly..
   XD

7. I love these hatemail!! Definitely keep posting them they make me giggle!!! Also us “real twilihgters” are actually very excited for your book…well at least I am because I believe that the Twilight community need to stick together. If every person who loves your blogs for twilight guy bought your book, you could end up with a best seller! And, I just really think that it would be amazing to be able for a Twilighter to have their own fame…

   <3 Josie

8. awwww dont listen to them. theyre assholes and we love you :]

9. Kaleb, this is SUCH an awesome part of the site. I'm so glad you added it. I'd say they're just jealous, but I'm not exactly sure they're smart enough to be jealous. 🙂

10. Amazing! How can they ever expect you to take them seriously?
    Oh my, the irony(as you said)…. Poor jerks…….
    Good luck with the book!

11. Wow the things people say, sounds like they are the ones who need to get a life. If they don’t like your site they should just stop visiting it. I can grantee there are plenty of Twilight fans out there who are excited for your book to come out. I know that I am really excited for your book to come out and that there is a release date in September. I will make it a bday gift to myself 🙂
    Keep up the great posts!!

12. haha, i think u should send them a fake rob photo with “loser” written on it. that would be true vengeance!! people can be so idiotic

13. Wow Kaleb thank you for posting this because these people and their literary skills have made me realizes that you really do suck. And this site is so stupid and you MUST be lazy. Oh and I defineatly will NOT buy your book because nobody really cares about it.

    hahahahahahaha!!!!

    Isn't it hilarious how these people can attempt to insult you and then expect you to give them a Robert autograph. You know even though Twilight sucks.

    Ah Kaleb you know we love you and that's all that matters;)

14. *Dies from extreme cappy abusage and grammar neglect*
    And people wonder why I have anger management issues

    I didn't think it possible, but this just shows how low the literacy rate has become.
    There should be some kind of law that bans all chat speak on the internet.

    Don't listen to those nimrods, Kaleb. You will always be awesome!

    ALWAYS.

15. Wow, I so totally love reading these xD
    I care about your book, Kaleb!!

16. LMAO. Kaleb, your hatemail just made my day so much better. Thanks.

17. haha these are funny
    you shouldn't post your website on google unless its illegal didn't you know that? and dont they know that google is a search engine and you don't have to post anything on it. and why are they getting so angry over nothing?

    you're lucky to get all this awesome hate mail

18. People are really dumb. Its funny and sad at the same time. I mean it is YOUR website it says twilight GUY not “heyy here's a website with twilight word for word posted on the internet.” Go and by the book or borrow it from someone you know. LOL

19. Ah…the joy of shallow people…sometimes I wonder if people write this so we can laugh at it. Sadly I don't think that's the case..

20. HAHAHA! The last one is the best. “OMFG MI OS SYRRO I WNTA A BRO PATUHRG!$^%$@!!@#$@#%”

    Seriously, people, learn how to type. It's really not that difficult. Say it with me…one letter at a time. Eventually you will get faster. Sigh.

21. Well, you would hope that people who read your site might be mildly interested in you, as you are the one expressing your opinion on here, but alas, that seems to not be the case.

    I laugh at these but I'm also a bit terrified at these sort of things. Are people really that ignorant? And I have never seen someone use such poor grammar and excessive use of punctuation and caps on the Internets. Except for hate mail on other sites, too. Maybe there's some secret society of a few dunderheads whose duty it is to send obnoxious hate mail.

    …that said, more please! The complete lack of any intelligent thought in these never fails to crack me up.

22. OMG, the last one was so funny!!!! I acutally LOL'd. I love these, you have to make this a regular post.

23. what horribly shallow people, lol. I'm interested in your book and plan on buying a copy.

24. Aw! Don't listen to that one person, Kaleb. We love to hear about your book! By making this site, you have turned all us Twilighters into Kaleb Nation fans as well! =)
    Seriously though… this hate mail is quite amusing! Thanks for not keeping it all to yourself!

25. Hahahahaha OMG the last one XD.

26. I'm seriously laughing right now….my one pet peeve is when people say “no offense”. For the win, adding “no offense” in front of an insult doesn't take the offense of the comment away. It bugs me even more how these blockheads spell “offence”. My favorite part was when all these people where insulting you and then they want the Robert Pattinson autograph.

27. OH WOW. People are so silly. And, by the way, us “REAL TWILIGHTERS” enjoy hearing about you and your book, and very patiently wait every chapter posting, because we are not absolutely so OBSESSED with the series that we cannot simply STAND to hear anything unrelated to them. Anyway, keep doing what you do, and doing it the way you do it, because we love you, Kaleb!
    🙂

28. I just laughed . . . and laughed . . . and then I laughed a little more.
    As you can see from the other comments, practically everyone wants to hear about/ buy your book as well as Twilight stuff so don't worry about it .
    Oh, and I feel like I've been living under a rock or something because I never heard anything about a Robert Pattinson autograph. The autographed NM by Stephenie, yes. RPattz? No. Just ignore me I probably skipped something because it's almost 10.30pm here and my brother is bothering me for the laptop. Anyway, love the site! And as for the hatemailers ,um, buy them a dictionary or something 😀

29. Hehe, some people are really slow sometimes, aren't they?
    And why does it matter to them what you put up here? I mean it is YOUR website, paid for and maintained by you, and the news about your book is quite important. I mean, it's a MAJOR thing in your life. Your fans are happy and excited for you!
    And it's silly for them to tell you to read faster. Read as fast as you want to! I mean, I wish I would have read the books slower in order to savor them more, but I cannot control my love for these books and devour them in about five seconds. ^_^
    And real men DO read Twilight. I mean, just because one is a boy doesn't mean that one can't read a book! It's a new experience and it never hurts to read a new book. 😀
    All your fans love you and enjoy reading your in site to these books and look forward to reading your book, and are happy for you for your success.

30. Wow, these people are ridiculous and immature and retarded. For one if you really want to read Twilight then go to your local library or Wal-mart. Two, how dare they call Kaleb lazy! He is a published author and as an aspiring writer myself i can tell you that it is a very hard job. Sure it isn't labor work or anything but it's an emotional and intelletual process that can drive many to tears, myself included. Three, the loser at the bottom needs to get a life.

    BTW Kaleb, i am waiting for your book to come out so I can buy it and devour it. I guess you have at least one fan.

31. hahahaha thank u 4 posting these they're friggin hilarious!
    the last 1 is my favorite by far! 🙂

32. LOL! Thank you for sharing!

33. Just one thing to say: LOL.

34. You know you've truly “arrived” when people bother to hate you. Personally, whenever circumstances call for an irate e-mail, I normally use as many long words as possible so as to completely crush the recipient with my elite disdain. But I suppose that inarticulate insults and expletives in capital letters is another viable approach…

35. wow the 3rd and second (why did I spell out one and not the other???) were the funnniest

    this is totally off topic, but, what genre is your book? I wanna read it but for my english class we can only read certain genres and I wanna know if I can read your book

36. omg wow… lol.
    haters!!!
    and that last one was so funny lol

37. ROFL…. such a great idea to post your hate mail! It's hillarious to read by itself, but the little comments you make just make it all the more funny. And I am going to mark 09-09-09 on my calendar right after I hit post, so there are people out here who want your book 🙂

38. Don't listen to them! They have a third grade education. I am going to camp out for your book!

39. anyone else crying they were laughing so hard!? man that was hilarious!!! i dont know what a cupid video is either 😀 and this is your sight you have every right to talk about your book. And rob as a discussion topic!!! that was funny, seriously! i mean he is hot and all but i dont think any of the women who obssess over him are actually ever gonna end up with him, why waist are time convincing ourselves he's the only one we want! anyway Kaleb dont listen to them your amazingly funny and have the best insights!! can't wait for Bran Hambric!! if that is not how you spell his name put me to shame

40. kay Kaleb do you even read these comments? i feel like im talking to myself! not that i dont do that all the time but still! 😀

41. Reminds me of being 5 years old:
    “you're so stupid, I hate you and never, ever want to be friends!!….. oh, but can you please invite me to your birthday party?!?!”

42. This is AWESOME. Thanks for posting the ridiculous hate mail… it makes me laugh hysterically.

    Good luck with your book (which, by the way, you have every right to talk about).

43. WOW… it really is like being 5 years old. And forget them I ,and I'm sure tons of other people, will buy your book.

44. Oh my goodness. That made me laugh so much! Oh, and Kaleb, I don't know if you've noticed but since you've posted all the hatemail with the horrible grammar and spelling errors people's comments on here have become even better written? I just think it's great that there are people who can use the English language correctly. 😀

45. somewhere, an english teacher is crying.

46. Haha. These are so hilarious. They make my day. Please keep posting them. 🙂

47. These made my day. (:

48. These people need to learn how to spell. OH, THEY ALSO NEED TO GET A LIFE! It's like they're TRYING to be dumb! WOW. Just… Just give up. That's all I can say to the smart ones who wrote those letters.

49. I know about 20+ guys that have all read the Twilight books, so reading the hate mail you get is hilarious!

50. I pity the foo that messes with Kaleb Nation.