Some Guys Will Never Learn

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1. I don’t think i’ve ever seen someone so closed minded… what an idiot. you cant expect to get into a book in just the first chapter. i hate when people act like that. i have some pretty harsh words for him but im keeping my mouth shut, cause there wouldn’t be anything but snorts and oinks left to read because that’s all that would be voiced… just coming out in a steady stream. plus, there is no need for that kind of language. how immature. ill read your book, Kaleb. I hope if I get published you’ll read mine too!

2. Wow.

   Boys like this make God cry.

   I have a feeling this guy drives a Hummer to compensate for something.

3. haha
   he thought he was being macho, but you’re the one with all of the girls flocking to your page every day 😛
   the world is definitely lacking really truly good guys. that one is proof. no, reading twilight is not a criteria for a good guy, but he is just a jerk.
   thanks for being so cool and talented :]

4. My question is…….why was he on your page in the first place if he hates twilight….hmmm…..

5. ohh watever to him … trying to be all guy-ish, well, if he didn’t have any insecurity wid being macho, he wuldn’t be scared to read the book(mayb scared that his friends wuld make fun of him and call him gay)
   aha wen i was reading that..omg he’s just very lucky i don’t noe where he lives… i was yelling and swearing at the computer(im not crazy=p) but still laughing at wat he had to say..he’s lucky that none of us Twilighters noe where he lives… ^-^

6. WOW!! That guys has a dirty mouth… But are you KINDDING ME!!?? Was an idiotic guy!! And what the crap was he doing on TwilightGuy page if he hate Twilight?? That guy is the one who needs a life!! Sending HATE mail… Yeah… Okay… That’s having a life…

   Well Twilight Guy (Kaleb) I think it’s VERY brave of you reading Twilight and ACTUALLY telling people about it!! Hope all is well!! Good luck with the book!

7. whateva
   he is soo wack 4get him kaleb cause ypu are funny and cool for readin twilight

8. I love reading this blog. That guy is stupid, talking about macho stuff.
   He is the one who needs a life.

   Guys can read Twilight. It doesn`t make you less macho.

   Keep going1!

9. The fact that it doesn’t faze you at all is just awesome, Kaleb. Wheeeee!

   I’m sure you’re as convinced about this as I am, but there are tons of guys who read the books and are completely and totally manly. Some people are just so BIASED against vampires and romance that they just can’t get past it! It’s hilarious!

   Eagerly awaiting more updates…

10. Ha! That guy should learn that everyone is in LOVE with Edward Cullen and the moment that he bashed the book, he lost any chance of having a girlfriend for the next five to ten years. He certainly doesn’t have one now.
    That, and if he hated Twilight SO much, why/how did he find your lovely site? He either is a big enough loser to go looking for a good way to destroy his reputation or he really didn’t hate the book all that much. ^^

11. He’s just jealous that you have tons of girls coming to your site and being like “Kaleb, you rock!” and he doesn’t even have a girlfriend anymore (I bet his girlfriend dumped HIM because she realized what a pig he is). REAL MEN READ TWILIGHT!!!!!

    Oh, and I agree with AJ (comment #110).

12. Oh, now that is indeed unfortunate. He gives guys a bad name. I frown upon that.

    You, however, show that, yes, there are some decent dudes out there.

    Be not discouraged, noble Kaleb. Thou hast the bravery of Beowulf.

13. Maybe if he spent more time actually reading instead of trying to be his idea of what a “real guy” should be, he would know that “red” is a color and not the past tense version of the verb read. And speaking of real guys, my bf is 6-foot-6 former all-state all-star in both fooball and basketball, he loves cars, anything to do with sports, and read all 3 twilight books that are out so far and loved them. We can’t wait for the 4th. A REAL GUY wouldn’t write something so childish and idiotic.

14. I only have three words for this guy:

    WHAT A DORK!!!

    He should learn to read, write, and speak properly before bashing anyone with his fabulous literary capacities. 8o/ (and his mother needs to wash his mouth out with soap — preferably Lifebuoy so he’ll get soap poisoning, for using such filthy and unimaginative language!)

    Thank goodness for guys like you Kaleb! Keep up the good work!

15. PIGGIES?!?! DON’T LIKE ‘EM!

    mwhahaa x

16. Kudos to you, Kaleb. That’s all I’ve got to say, since all the other girls have said it all.
    I personally think, that the poster there, is quite jealous of you.

17. dude I’d kick this piggy’s curly little tail if i’d ever met him. Kudos to you and all you do! know that we all back you up 100%

18. Edward does not exist. The pig up above can sometimes make us sad about this. Guys like you, Kaleb, make us realize that there are still worthy fish in the proverbial sea. Thanks for this, it made me laugh! Oh, and if you still have an opening in that angry mob, you can count me in.

19. u s***y ba****d!!!! how could u?! u have no sense in books! you are a hole, im telling u a hole. i hope u die in one!!!!!! insulted? i think so. i really admire kaleb for trying to read this book so u just shut the f*** up and go shove ur insults up ur dumb a**! i cant believe im wasting my precious time typing this, u son of a b****! i hope ur gf leaves u stranded on an island!

20. I think he’s secretly in love with the book and is just scared to admit it 😉 hahaha. Love the snorts! That’s tooooo funny. Kaleb your awesome!

21. hahaha!! Wow that was hilarious! Hope he enjoys being laughed at. But, yeah, I’m mad at him too. I really like that angry mob idea, and the roast pig one.

    Ariana, you almost made me die laughing!!!! Too many big words!!

    Kaleb, you’re awesome!!

22. WHAT A MORON!!!!!!

23. Another thing, I really do think it would be in the best interest of earth that you give me his email address. If you don’t, i will become a vampire and feast on any man with the initials “G J”. If you do give it to me, I will be a vegetarian vampire with only one exception.

24. That’s just rude! I think it’s awesome that guys read Twilight and definitly more guys need to be like Edward. Besides, Kaleb, your site is freaking hilarious. Me and my friends talk about it now at school and you definitly rock our socks!

25. well that guys intelligence level is shown in the fact he cant spell read! So don’t listen to anything that moron had to say! I would also like to point out that you probably get a lot more attention from girls than that guy ever will!

26. i love how he mispelled the word “read” this is why our teacher tells us not to drink or smoke anything!!

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28. What a (snorting)ing (snort)hole.

    Ew… and he can’t even spell! I’m in the 8th grade, and I think I have a better grammar education than he does. You need to post the email– his stupidity humors me!

29. please post his next e-mail. and his adress(home and online) so we can pelt his house with rotten apples. JKJK anyway a guy who keeps sending you the wonderfully insightful emails has absolutely no life. if he is coming on this sight to bash you and twilight(gasp)then try to see if we can either report the little son of a (oink)or block him

30. That was so hilarious that it didn’t bother me at all. Kaleb, you are a genius, please continue your many witty talents. =]

31. Please post his email! I know some girls who know some girls that have copies of Twilight we’d like to hit him with 😉 jk keep up the awesome work kaleb, youre future gf (unless you have one already) will be completely smitten with your ability to not only read Twilight but LEARN from Edward! Way to go Kaleb! 🙂

32. Guys an idiot. My guess is he had nothing better to do without his girlfriend. Guys who read twilight I personally think are more macho. Because they got guts. And even more guts if they admit. I actually got my guy friend to read it now he is hooked!

33. Oh ya forgot to say you rock dude, and any other guy who is a fan of Twilight.

34. what i find funny is the fact that he claims he hates twilight so much and thinks your an idiot for reading it, then why the heck is reading your blog about it? Better yet, why has he continued to read your blog and email you a second time?

35. DOn’t worry Kaleb….all girls are with you on this one…besides, that guys the idiot….i mean every girl would kill for an edward, and he refuses to learn…oh well, his loss…

36. I’d like to remind the “pig”–a.k.a. most disliked man in the world for dissing Twilight–who has a fan-base of thousands of girls. Yes, that’s right, it’s the awesome, humorous, brave fellow who is reading a well-written book and giving an honest opinion with tasty bits of funny sprinkled on top.

    Jealousy, my dear GJ, is not an attractive emotion.

    No worries, Kaleb, you have me and the rest of the Twilight fans behind you!

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38. wow
    there are some carzy haters out here…

39. Wow, what did ‘Twilight’ ever do to him? I think Mr. GJ needs to take a whole bottle of chill pills!

    Plus, I doubt GJ will be getting any marriage proposals anytime soon (Sara’s post: “Kaleb, marry me.”).

40. Wow. It’s amazing this guy got past 1st grade if he can’t even spell “read” right. Then again, who says he did? Maybe he got left back fifteen times. Either way, he’s got some serious self-pity issues if he thinks he’s got to insult you to make himself feel better for being such a jerk.

41. LMAO!!! What a moron!!! He can’t even spell the word “read” right! I think your amazing for reading Twilight and hope that more guys read your blog and want to read Twilight!

42. Real dudes read Twilight… And I’m not the one that falls for the sensitive guys, but if I caught my boyfriend reading Twilight, I would be all “Holy crap! oh my god! yay!” squeal squeal jump fer joy, y’ know?

43. Honestly, that letter is a load of crap, but I laughed all the way through it. Honestly, what sort of idiot dumps his girlfriend because she wanted him to read? What an oinking pratt!

    🙂

44. OK, people, give GJ a break! He’s simply giving his opinion on a fine literary work! If a book becomes this popular there are sure to be a few people out there who don’t like it! Not everybody will like everything you do! Also, not everyone happens to have spelling skills. And also some people like to swear. A lot. They probably do it so often they don’t even notice anymore. So you should give GJ a chance for the fine gentleman I’m sure he is on the inside!!! The end

45. I totally understand, Christine. Some guys just lack spelling skills and like to swear, and never use correct grammar, attack people they don’t know, talk bad about books they haven’t read, dump their girlfriends over a book, and enjoy sounding stupid with almost every syllable that comes out of their noses. It’s totally not their fault! Can they help being stupid? No!

    (by the way kaleb… all that I just said….was a bunch of (oink).)

46. Tee-hee! Kaleb, your books seem really interesting by their description, dont let that party-pooper get you down! He doesn’t have a popular website, now does he? Hmmmmm.

47. In response to Ms. Tanya, you need to realize that in life, some people will be the type that make your hair curl and your milk curdle and you have to live with it. There are much worse people out there than a guy who sits on his computer all day and has a tendency to swear and insult people. Anyway, Tanya, I hope you are not too abashed by my sticking up for Mr. GJ because I seem to stick up for the antagonists a lot.
    🙂 <–smiley-face

48. Don’t worry Kaleb you write amazingly and are a real inspiration. Though I don’t expect you to believe such a, well, his description of you covers him.

49. I am confused. If the piggy doesn’t like Twilight why would he go to Stephenie Meyer’s cite? Or find this cite?

    P.S. If I ever see someone reading Twilight, I will walk up to them and immediately start a conversation.

    The piggy is so dumb. *shake head*

50. Kaleb rocks the world for reading this book and dont let ANYONE tell you otherwise!