A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: The Tale Of Two Hales


THE TALE OF TWO HALES

” My wife and I have been married for three years. Less than a month ago, she gave birth to our first children–twins, a boy and girl whose names will be revealed later. After hearing about the Twilight series from one of her college friends, she began reading the books as well. She went to our local bookstore and bought all three books in one fell swoop.

Days later, all she could talk about was “Edward this” or “Jacob that.” It was enough to drive me insane. Here we were, a young married couple, and all she can talk about is a bunch of fictional men! Of course, after much pleading and pouting, she got me to read the first chapter of Twilight. Soon enough, I was hooked, too. We were both greatly amused to discover that we shared the last name of two of the characters: Jasper and Rosalie Hale.

So, when she found out she was pregnant with twins–a boy and a girl, to boot–there was never any question of what she would name them. Naturally, I was given no say in the matter.

As of April 15th, my wife and I are the parents of the real-life Jasper and Rosalie Hale. ”

Jasper and Rosalie Hale

Submitted by R Hale

One of the best guy reports I’ve read! An Esme fan club shirt from TwilightTeez.com to Mr. Hale!

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193 Responses

  1. Awww, beebees 😀
    People need to stop showing me adorable babies. I was planning on my first few years of marriage being baby-less.

    …I do so hope for their sake that Rosalie grows up to be far kinder than her namesake…

  2. Okay that is, without a doubt, the sweetest thing I have ever heard! And he must be one of the most understanding guys in the world! Fan or not, Jasper may be a tough name to live down! But it absolutely brought a tear to my eye!
    Congratulations!

  3. I read all the twilight guy posts but never felt compelled to comment until now. That is the cutest thing! I have no words except: aw!!!! 😀

  4. That is amazing. However much a girl may gripe about not finding her Edward, that girl definitely got lucky with a boy that understanding.

    WONDERFUL!

  5. But don’t let Rosalie grow to be like the vampire Rosalie D:

    Same for Jasper.

    But they’re so cute anyway ^o^

  6. AWWWW thats so sweet!!! that just made my day!!!
    And Val, it wouldn’t be bad if Jasper grew up to be like real Jasper. At least personality-wise.
    That just makes me so happy!!!

  7. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! 😀 That story is way too cute! Thanks for posting all these awesome Twilight guy stories!

  8. I bet people will be asking them how they got thier names. “From a book that my parents read when I was born.”
    I also am now in love with the name Jasper, and plan on naming my kids Jasper and ALice. 🙂 But Alice was already one of my favorite names to begin with.
    ~Kimberley

  9. That is too funny. I love it though. I have even planned to possibly name my future children after the characters. I believe that all of their names will be popular in the future. : )

  10. AWW! that’s the greatest story EVER! haha I’m nameing all my kids after Twilight characters

  11. That is too cute! I loved the name Jasper, and if I had another boy, I would do it. My son is currently named Jacob, but after his father. Rosalie is a beautiful name too; I wonder how many parents will understand when the parents tell others “these are my kids, Jasper and Rosalie Hale”?

  12. Aw, I think only VAMPIRE babies can dazzle me like these too. xD

    AMAZING story! Can’t wait for the next chapter! ;D

  13. … that is officially one of the cutest things in the entire world!!! Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Hale for bringing Jasper and Rosalie into the world! 😀

    Thanks Twilight guy for the story… you just made my last day of finals a tiny bit less stressful… now if only I could do well on my finals…

  14. Gah! That brought tears to my eyes..those are two beautiful babies..
    PS. Jasper is my favorite Cullen so I give my stamp of approval..

  15. Aw, that is the best story I’ve ever heard about Twilight. So cute!!
    Congratulations!!!!
    I love Rosalie in the books (and her name too), so yeah, I’m proud ^^
    Oh man, those babies are too cute.

  16. Oh my god! I can’t believe Robert did that…He submitted this story and sent in that picture of our kids without telling me! I guess this is why he told me to check out TwilightGuy today. And, don’t worry, we plan on raising Rosalie to be nicer than her namesake.

    Muriel: It was so funny when my friends Marleigh and Susan(who, by the way, were the ones who introduced me to Twilight) asked us what the twins’ names were. I wish I would have had my camera with me so I could show everyone the looks on their faces.

    Everyone: Thank you for all your kind comments and congratulations. 🙂

  17. Samantha: xD I would have loved to have seen that.

    Anyone: OH! By the way, any suggestions on how to get guys reading twilight? I want my younger brother (age: 18) to come to the twilight movie with me knowing what it’s about… but the closest thing he comes to reading novels is reading comic books (not that there’s anything wrong with reading comic books, it’s just that’s ALL he reads). *sigh*

  18. That’s about the most amazing thing ever!
    Every thought about sending that over to Stephanie? lol!

  19. Sit down and force him to read it. Don’t take no for an answer.

    Muriel: I’m sorry. That comment was meant for Teresa. I was looking at the wrong name when I was typing. My apologies.

  20. Well, that’s adorable.

    We don’t exactly get to take in many movies (due to…unusual circumstances) but I’ve always loved the Star Wars saga.

    If it’s possible for a bird-girl to have kids, and if I end up with twins someday…

    Luke and Leia. No bones about it. =]

    Flock on.
    Jo

  21. Jo West: That’s what he wanted to name them, but I played the “Morning sickness, hours of Labor” card, and he couldn’t argue with that. 😉

  22. That’s the most adorable thing ever. I had done the same with my daughter. I read this book called “Blood and Chocolate”, and the main character, Vivian, was just an amazing sounding person. Sure enough, I named my duaghter after her…

    But besides the point, congratulations on the two for their twins!! <3

  23. OMG!!! thats sooo sweet!! i wish i could meet your kids when they get older!! btw you should tell them to read the books when they get older, they will definetly get a kick out of seein their names in a book lol!! great story TwilightGuy!!!

  24. This has to be the most adorable thing I have ever read.
    Congradulations to the happy parents!

  25. This is such a sweet story! i agree, best twilight guy story, ever. when i have kids i kinda want to name one of them after a twilight character…i just having decided yet…lol

  26. Someone should tell the Lexicon about this story!! Your babies are so CUTE! Thanks for sharing your story with us.

    And to Samantha: Congratulations on marrying the closest guy to Edward that mortal man will ever get.

  27. That is the absolute most adorable thing I have EVER heard of! I now LOVE the name Jasper, its one of the few name options for the children I hope to have someday. Congradulations on Jasper and Rosalie Hale, I bet they’re the best little named-after-vampire children ever! :3

  28. Wow you get a lot of comments now. xD That is so awesome! And I spoke too soon! This story is the cutest! .< They looks so cute! I love it! Congrats to the parents! <3

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