TwilightGuys Report: The Tale Of Two Hales
May 14th, 2008 at 12:30 am by Kaleb Nation
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THE TALE OF TWO HALES
” My wife and I have been married for three years. Less than a month ago, she gave birth to our first children–twins, a boy and girl whose names will be revealed later. After hearing about the Twilight series from one of her college friends, she began reading the books as well. She went to our local bookstore and bought all three books in one fell swoop.
Days later, all she could talk about was “Edward this” or “Jacob that.” It was enough to drive me insane. Here we were, a young married couple, and all she can talk about is a bunch of fictional men! Of course, after much pleading and pouting, she got me to read the first chapter of Twilight. Soon enough, I was hooked, too. We were both greatly amused to discover that we shared the last name of two of the characters: Jasper and Rosalie Hale.
So, when she found out she was pregnant with twins–a boy and a girl, to boot–there was never any question of what she would name them. Naturally, I was given no say in the matter.
As of April 15th, my wife and I are the parents of the real-life Jasper and Rosalie Hale. ”

Submitted by R Hale
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May 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I sure hope the kids like the books when they eventually read them…
May 21st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Am I the only one who finds this really creepy? You don’t name your kids after fictional characters. Your pets? Sure. Kids? Hell no.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Oh my gosh, that is soo cute!!
Congrats to Samantha and Robert, and yes, I really hope Stephenie has heard about this by now!!
May 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Aww…thats really sweet…I wonder if when they ever grow up people will ask…”Hey, you have the names just like the ‘twins’ in that old book right?” that’d be funny…and slightly awkward…^_^
May 25th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
awww i’m naming my kid Jacob for sure, and maybe Leah. I love that name.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
awwwwww =]
i’m sure those kids will be forced to read the series as soon as they finish kindergarten!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
That woman must be really happy she married that guy and had twins a girl and a boy
June 10th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
that is THE coolest and sweetest story i have heard in my entire life!!
that made my day, maybe my week!!
THANK YOU FOR THAT STORY!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
For the millionth time:
Awwwww! That’s so cute! I wish I had twins called Jasper and Rosalie <3
June 15th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Ok, I think this is a really dumb idea. My name is Jenny, just by coincidence, but my mom had twin boys last year, and she named them Fred and George. Yes, as in the Weasly family from Harry Potter. I have already been teased about this mercilessly, and hate to think about the torment these kids will endure.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
That is super cute! me and my soon to be husband have been thinking about nameing a girl bella. i love that name! and i was gonna name her that before i even red twilight..and we are gonna name a boy named kaleb. his next door neighbore is named that and he loves that name!
but anywhoo jasper and roselie hale! that is so cute! very ironic
July 9th, 2008 at 5:13 am
AWWWWWWW.
thats is so cuteeeee.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:19 am
btw,
twin daughter and son??
thats pretty damn luckyy.
congrats!!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I love those names!its adorable!
how kool would it be when someone asks you who you are named after and you could say ‘these awesome,good looking/kute vampires in one of the best-selling books!’
ahh! i would love that! 😛
July 10th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
That is so AWESOME!
TwilightGuy..
I got started a little late on reading your blogs but I have started from the very begining and I am slowly working my up to where you are now.
You’re site was a very good idea and it really makes me laugh :]
July 24th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
!!! My husband won’t even let me THINK of naming a kid Isabella (which is a totally perfect name)!! How awesome is this guy???
July 24th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Aw my God so cute
I to am the owner of Rosalie and Jasper which while unfortunatly not their names are their collective aliases also how many kids can read about their name sakes not many . . . anychance that if you have another set of twins it will be alice cullen hale and emmett cullen hale?
July 27th, 2008 at 3:41 am
aw that is so awsome, even though them being twins and the last name hale is just a cover story it is still SO AWSOME
August 28th, 2008 at 6:32 am
that is so…. cute!
September 1st, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Cute kids, ridiculous parents.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
thats pretty darn amazing…
rosalie is an amazingly pretty name 🙂
September 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
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September 12th, 2008 at 4:25 am
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September 12th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
AWW!! That’s so cute!! I think I would like Caius, or Aro, or Garrett as names for my [boy(s)] when I have kids :] But Jasper and Rosalie ARE awesome names.
September 13th, 2008 at 12:04 am
[…] few months ago, we heard from two proud parents whose last name is Hale, and whose twin children were named Jasper and Rosalie. […]
October 26th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Awww, how sweet!
November 9th, 2008 at 3:36 am
That is adorable if i had twins a boy and a girl i was going to call them ryan and charlotte but now im going to call them edward and bella
December 10th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
aww! <3
is rosalie’s middle name lilian?
because its rosalie lilian hale.
cute twins!
lucky to have the last name!
fits perfectly!
December 17th, 2008 at 5:42 am
AWWWWWWWWWWW. I love Jasper! :’D
January 4th, 2009 at 10:41 am
You know you’re famous when the comments on your post take up more room than the post itself…
February 10th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
omg, feel sorry for those kids. I mean, they’ll get bullied for like… forever, girl can be really mean! Well still very cute babies.
March 19th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I can just imagine poor Jasper Hale in middle school and high school. People will ask him how he got a name like Jasper and he’ll have to tell them he’s named after a character from a romance novel. And no one his age will get the reference, but all his female teachers will read the name on the roster and laugh.
November 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
They are so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
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February 28th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
awww so sweet i love the books and the babies r just soo adorable
March 1st, 2010 at 8:33 pm
awww! that's awesome
April 26th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
How Nice, thats so ADORABLE!!!
April 26th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
How Nice, thats so ADORABLE!!!
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