A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: The Tale Of Two Hales


” My wife and I have been married for three years. Less than a month ago, she gave birth to our first children–twins, a boy and girl whose names will be revealed later. After hearing about the Twilight series from one of her college friends, she began reading the books as well. She went to our local bookstore and bought all three books in one fell swoop.

Days later, all she could talk about was “Edward this” or “Jacob that.” It was enough to drive me insane. Here we were, a young married couple, and all she can talk about is a bunch of fictional men! Of course, after much pleading and pouting, she got me to read the first chapter of Twilight. Soon enough, I was hooked, too. We were both greatly amused to discover that we shared the last name of two of the characters: Jasper and Rosalie Hale.

So, when she found out she was pregnant with twins–a boy and a girl, to boot–there was never any question of what she would name them. Naturally, I was given no say in the matter.

As of April 15th, my wife and I are the parents of the real-life Jasper and Rosalie Hale. ”

Jasper and Rosalie Hale

Submitted by R Hale

One of the best guy reports I’ve read! An Esme fan club shirt from TwilightTeez.com to Mr. Hale!

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193 Responses

  1. Am I the only one who finds this really creepy? You don’t name your kids after fictional characters. Your pets? Sure. Kids? Hell no.

  2. Oh my gosh, that is soo cute!!

    Congrats to Samantha and Robert, and yes, I really hope Stephenie has heard about this by now!!

  3. Aww…thats really sweet…I wonder if when they ever grow up people will ask…”Hey, you have the names just like the ‘twins’ in that old book right?” that’d be funny…and slightly awkward…^_^

  4. awwwwww =]
    i’m sure those kids will be forced to read the series as soon as they finish kindergarten!

  5. that is THE coolest and sweetest story i have heard in my entire life!!
    that made my day, maybe my week!!

  6. For the millionth time:

    Awwwww! That’s so cute! I wish I had twins called Jasper and Rosalie <3

  7. Ok, I think this is a really dumb idea. My name is Jenny, just by coincidence, but my mom had twin boys last year, and she named them Fred and George. Yes, as in the Weasly family from Harry Potter. I have already been teased about this mercilessly, and hate to think about the torment these kids will endure.

  8. That is super cute! me and my soon to be husband have been thinking about nameing a girl bella. i love that name! and i was gonna name her that before i even red twilight..and we are gonna name a boy named kaleb. his next door neighbore is named that and he loves that name!

    but anywhoo jasper and roselie hale! that is so cute! very ironic

  9. btw,
    twin daughter and son??
    thats pretty damn luckyy.

  10. I love those names!its adorable!
    how kool would it be when someone asks you who you are named after and you could say ‘these awesome,good looking/kute vampires in one of the best-selling books!’
    ahh! i would love that! 😛

  11. That is so AWESOME!

    I got started a little late on reading your blogs but I have started from the very begining and I am slowly working my up to where you are now.

    You’re site was a very good idea and it really makes me laugh :]

  12. !!! My husband won’t even let me THINK of naming a kid Isabella (which is a totally perfect name)!! How awesome is this guy???

  13. Aw my God so cute
    I to am the owner of Rosalie and Jasper which while unfortunatly not their names are their collective aliases also how many kids can read about their name sakes not many . . . anychance that if you have another set of twins it will be alice cullen hale and emmett cullen hale?

  14. aw that is so awsome, even though them being twins and the last name hale is just a cover story it is still SO AWSOME

  15. AWW!! That’s so cute!! I think I would like Caius, or Aro, or Garrett as names for my [boy(s)] when I have kids :] But Jasper and Rosalie ARE awesome names.

  16. That is adorable if i had twins a boy and a girl i was going to call them ryan and charlotte but now im going to call them edward and bella

  17. aww! <3
    is rosalie’s middle name lilian?
    because its rosalie lilian hale.

    cute twins!

    lucky to have the last name!
    fits perfectly!

  18. omg, feel sorry for those kids. I mean, they’ll get bullied for like… forever, girl can be really mean! Well still very cute babies.

  19. I can just imagine poor Jasper Hale in middle school and high school. People will ask him how he got a name like Jasper and he’ll have to tell them he’s named after a character from a romance novel. And no one his age will get the reference, but all his female teachers will read the name on the roster and laugh.

  20. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS TOOOOO ADORABLE!!!! I LOVE IT!! These stories make me happy for some reason <3

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