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OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED YOU MUST BE A (HEEHAW) OR SOMETHING BCAUSE SOO IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE I (HAWHEE)ING GJ |
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We last heard from GJ on the first of this month. Just so you know, he can’t sue me, because of the email policy. There goes GJ’s sole chance at fame and fortune.
I also highly doubt the validity of his claim that his girlfriend called him back.
I would offer him a t-shirt, but then I would need his address, and I’m certain he doesn’t want that being passed around. So in place of his t-shirt, count how many spelling mistakes he makes, comment the number you found, and I’ll randomly pick one person with the correct answer to get a free shirt from TwilightTeez.com in his place. How’s that?
ADDED MAY 31 — This contest closes June 3, 2008. You MUST enter through COMMENTS on this post. Thanks for all the email entries, but they will NOT count, and I cannot reply to the one’s I’ve gotten.
409 Responses
You know, it really is hard to take people who use chat-speak seriously …Especially if that someone has bad grammar AND uses chat-speak…Besides, he has no right to be dissing (for lack of a better word) other people’s likes…It’s one of those “to each their own” deals; just because he doesn’t enjoy the book (or won’t even take the time to read it), doesn’t mean he has any right to be so rude and … I mean, that’s just ASKING for mad e-mails, especially if the person you’re writing to posts your e-mail address ( 😉 )
Just for the heck of it I found about twenty-seven spelling errors (chat-speak included because technically you’re not actually spelling the word out, so therefore it’s spelled WRONG). His grammar’s pretty atrocious too…
Yeah, I found 26–I included things like chat-speak. As somebody else mentioned, it’s an email and therefore chat-speak shouldn’t be used.
Gah, that made my eyes bleed.
Not counting grammar mistakes (which could have made me cry), I got 27.
Here they are with the line of text they are from. Ugh, I never want to do this again.
your (3)
could (4)
because (7)
by the way (8)
girl’s (9)
yesterday (9)
oh my (neigh)ing god/gosh (12)
Kaleb? (17)
anywhere (17)
probably (18)
because? (18)
Kaleb’s (18)
I (19)
Kaleb (19)
so (20)
cause (20)
with (23)
so (24)
swear (25)
oh (25)
you (25)
know (25)
girlfriend (25)
reads? (He could be using past tense, but oh well.) (27)
you (28)
Twilight Guy (29)
freaking (or a least freakin’) (29)
Wow, that was hard to read. My brain kept trying to form coherent sentences out of it–which proved impossible. I adore all the people who are counting up the spelling errors. And thanks for the dry commentary at the end about the girlfriend. It made me chuckle.
I got to 24 and just stopped this guy is an idiot. It was hard to read. I think I would rather cut off one of my fingers before I read that peice of work again.
I counted 21 mistakes, but I’m not sure at all (being a poor German).
Oh my God! I never thought someone could be SO rude just because you’re reading this AMAZING book. I mean, there’s so many HEEHAW’s in his letter. LOL. I know it might not be very funny for you, but what he wrote just proves this guy is ridiculous.
He doesn’t even know how to write well. Stupid guy. I hope you and the other Twilight guys don’t care about what he said. Because, after all, we are what we are. The end. Any book will change that. Not even Twilight.
Well, who cares about this GJ?! Who does he think he is??? He’s just a jerk. He has no right to say such things and insult the fans (us!) and Stephenie. He didn’t even read the book so HOW can he know if it’s good or bad?!
You know what?! He’s jealous, OBVIOUSLY. He’s jealous of Edward’s perfection and because there’s a lot of people that likes you and read everything you write.
About the spelling mistakes I don’t even want to count them because I don’t want to read this stupid letter again…!
P.S: Damn, HE’S REALLY A JERK. If I knew where he lived I would go there and tell him SOME things that he really needs to hear.
This guy is a total idiot. I mean if you don’t like it just shut up already and stop going on about it. If he really didn’t care he wouldn’t even try to find sites about Twilight. Whatever. Okay I found 21 mistakes. I hope that’s right.
I counted 8 spelling mistakes not including chat speak.
Some people… Has anyone seen the Wall of Shame at Mugglenet? Hilarious stuff.
Okay so not counting chat speak I saw 13 mistakes, but I could be wrong because I can’t spell, but if chat speak(including the OMFG and OMG’s anything else like that)is counted as spelling mistakes then I counted 20 mistakes.
I count 12, but if you want errors included but not limited to commas and periods, then the number is higher. I find it ironic he can’t spell Now=know(end of the lovely letter) but he did get too (meaning also and included) correct in the email.
I am sure this individual is the same person that posted a similar email on a HP site a few years back. People have WAY to much time on their hands
What a heehawing snort snort of an idiot.
I counted 13… but that’s not counting the times he misspelled your name…
and I don’t think that’s counting all the ‘btw’s’ and stuffs…
but, I hope I’m right…
this guy is an idiot.
At least you have the decency to try and read Twilight.
I really admire that.
<3
I got a grand total of 16, counting the misspelling your name and the ‘O’…
I count 25 if you inlude missing apostrophe, lower case ‘i’, e-mail, chatspeak, cause instead of because, freakin. (26 if you think it should say reads instead of read (past tense) in the last paragrapgh)
14 if you’re talking strictly spelling. (I included all of the ‘prolly’s and your name in there.) (15 if you’re counting the reads/read thing)
This guy is a (heehaw)ing (oink)bag.
i counted 17 🙂
OK, here we go.
your=you’re (maybe, i’m not sure exactly what the sentence is)
yor= your
coud= could
prolly= probably
bcause= because
yd= yesterday
prolly= probably
wit= with
Soo= so
sware= swear
o= Oh
U= you
now= know
read= reads
u= you
grammer is absolutely horrible but I counted 15 spelling mistakes. It was hard with the haws and neighs in the way 😉
Oh, and it’s 11:32 p.m. where I am (Portland, Oregon). Does that still count? haha
I counted 27 mistakes.
This includes your name (times three), the lower case “i”, “email”, all abbreviations, and the “read” instead of “reads”, simply because I couldn’t see any reason not to include the above once I got started.
I love how he clearly makes himself look stupid. Everyone can sit back and enjoy this pathetic kid’s rants.
I’m glad you don’t let this get to you at all. Keep up the awesome work. We support you! =)
I counted 28 mistakes. That kid seriously needs spell check or something!
Wow, what a jerk. But I think that he is a major Twilight fan anyway I am going with 26.
LOL! What a jerk! It amazes me how people can be so rude to others that they don’t even know! Anyway – I found 17 basic mistakes but with the other slang & such it comes to 26 in my book. He is crazy. How awful to have to receive email like that! Well, we love our Twilight Guys and are sad over those that feel they are too macho to enjoy a wonderful book series. He is probably a closet fan & has to write these just to justify his addiction. 🙂 Happy Reading Kaleb!
Can’t we just say that GJ himself is a mistake? Okay, never mind. I’ll get to my answer.
Okay, so, there are 11 misspellings (i.e. prolly)
There are 7 stupid acronyms, which, since we know GJ is an idiot, we’ll count against him.
There are 2 words which are not words (twilightguy and freakin)
Then, there are the odd assorted mistakes, such as Girls instead of girl’s (1)
calebs instead of Kaleb’s (Which, unfortunatley, even though there are three mistakes in that one word, does not count, because I’ve already counted one of the mistakes)
email instead of e-mail (1)
In addition, there is a tense mitake, which adds one more tally to the board.
And, if nothing else, this letter proves that microsoft spell checker is worthless. I admit, I tried to cheat abd just copy-paste the latter into Microsoft Word so that I could check the spelling without doing any work, but the computer only counted six mistakes. SIX! That is absolutely incorrect!
So, the amout of mistakes I discovered was (a dramatic pause while I add this up)
24.
I counted 13 spelling errors not counting I.M. lingo. This guy is an insecure little boy. What a sad sad kid.
I’m gonna say 26 if you’re counting netspeak, grammar mistakes, etc. Otherwise, strictly spelling I counted 12.
The thing that gets me is that by trying to show how stupid Twilight is he is just emphasizing how unintelligent book bashers like him are. And if Twilight is so pointless why does he waste so much time and energy on talking and thinking about it? That’s ridiculous. But hey, I get entertained so he should keep up the good work I guess.
Let’s see…
Actual spelling mistakes: 9 (7 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)
Uses of chatspeak: 11 (13 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)
Grammer errors: 2 (I didn’t include “read” because he could have meant “read” as in past tense “did read”)
Also, note for the person that sort of asked, “YD” is chatspeak for “yesterday”.
I think that’s it. 🙂
*Sorry, I forgot to add “freakin” to the chatspeak. 😉
Let’s see…
Actual spelling mistakes: 9 (7 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)
Uses of chatspeak: 12 (14 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)
Grammer errors: 2 (I didn’t include “read” because he could have meant “read” as in past tense “did read”)
Also, note for the person that sort of asked, “YD” is chatspeak for “yesterday”.
I think that’s it. 🙂
23, counting all the text slang and plain stupidity.
Gosh, that was hilarious.
I had mixed emotions reading his e-mail. Anyway, this is what I got:
coud – could
prolly – probably [X 3] (including ‘proll y’)
bcause – because
BTW – by the way
yd – yesterday
omfg – we all know what this means
caleb – Kaleb [X 2]
anywher – anywhere
i – I
cause – because
wit – with
Soo – So
sware – swear
o – Oh
u – you [X 2]
now – know
GF – girlriend
freakin — freaking
All this adds up to a total of 22.
So? What do you think?
okay yeah I admit this was a very entertaining message… but I still wanna kick his butt into space!! he insulted Edward and will probably never have another gf again, he seems to be the exact opposite of our beloved Edward and no girl in her right mind would want that… that…. human!! lol I was about to say dog, but that would have been insulting to jake : P so yes, that gj or what ever the flip his name is, is a very stupid vampire hater who needs a life.
: D
LMSJM
Twi-hard baby!!! woot!! woot!! lol
Wow, this guy is a total moron.
And all those spelling/grammar mistakes made my brain hurt. He completely murdered the English language…
Anyway, I believe caught 23 errors in his onslaught of idiocy.
I am a very bad speller but when I counted I got 22…
I am a very bad speller but when I counted I got 22…
By the way thanks soo much for all these stories and all the news!!!
I got 17….
this guy NEEDS a life ^^
i gotz 13.
How was he able to read that from twilight if he can’t even spell??!! Well, he doesn’t REALLY know how to read, seeing as he opened the book to a random page. Idiot much?! and if Edward is not real (in real life[ which i may agree if I’m allowed to]) why is he acting as if he’s TOTALLY jealous of our dear Mr. Cullen?
What I have to say: WOW.
And that’s spelled W-O-W.
Well I went over his submission over again and again and I got about 29 mistakes but I’m probably wrong myself so yaeh.
Spelling Mistakes
come-came (more of a grammatical error than spellimg)
email- e-mail
yor-your
coud-could
prolly-probably (2x)
bcause-because
BTW- by the way (slang)
girls-girl’s
YD-yesterday (slang
some- something
OMFG-Oh my F**** God
caleb- Kaleb (3x)
anywher-anywhere
proll y-probably
to-so
wit-with
soo-so
sware-swear
o-oh
u-you (shortened so I don’t know if this counts)
now-Know
Gf-girlfriend
read twilight-reads twilight
freakin-freaking
I got 48 errors…
Umm, that’s incluing spelling, grammer, and ect.
Wow! Poor kid!
hahahahahahaha ^_^
I got 17 mistakes but I could be wrong since I suck at the English stuff too.
By the way, I highly doubt that idiot got any call from his girlfriend. Who would want to take back such a loser? An all talk no action kind of guy.
And I have one thing to say to this guy…… GET A LIFE! Seriously all you do is trash talk Kaleb and us Twilighters. We do what we want so if you don’t like it mind your own god damn business!!! We know your jealous of Kaleb but do you really have to be so agressive and hateful??? Here’s some advice for you
1.)Stop “checking in” and sending ridiculous e-mails
2.) learn some manners
3.)learn proper English. (I hate chat talk!)
4.)Be a “REAL” man and go read the book yourself.
I’m seriously sick and tired of these idiots.
*oh and take to account the many many comments above that are bashing you and maybe rethink what you’re doing.
26
I guess he “prolly” doesn’t know about spell check
I counted 15, but it looks like everyone found over 20…so either I’m a terrible speller…or other people counted mistakes other than spelling. Oh well…
My eyes are bleeding now.
well i counted 26! lol that guy was funny lol. as if you wouldn’t love the book!
I counted 23 mistakes.
This is my first time looking at your site, pretty fun!
I look forward to reading more!
Charlene
Wow. It’s amazing, how stupid and narrow-minded people can be… he really should have paid attention in elementary school, then his rant perhaps would have other reactions than laughter because of hiss horrid use of the english language… I wasn’t able to understand everything (I’m german…^^’) but what I read had me laughing…even I can’t be soooo bad at grammar or spelling…. Dude, seriously! Learn your language!
Kaleb, all you should do about that idiot is laugh, because we love you! 😀
god, what a (heehaw)ing (oink)face.
Maybe the dude’s in denial.
Like seriously, he shouldn’t say anything if he doesn’t have anything nice to say.
He hasn’t even read Twilight so what gives him the right to say that the book is “stupid”?
Oh, i know! He probably TRIED to read it but that’s just how far he got to do because he COULDN’T even UNDERSTAND Stephenie’s eloquent use of language.
Tsk tsk. Shame…pity…
GJ stands for: the GREATEST JERK
Well he seems like a very pleasant young man and not at all illiterate.
The fact that he actually has time between, all the girls he has, to write these emails thoroughly amuses me.
I don’t like it when people judge things they haven’t even experienced, just shows their level of arrogance.
So keep up the good work because your obviously giving this guy something to do with his day 😀
Honestly, how stupid do you have to be? This guy is obviously very close-minded and insecure if he can’t respect what other people want to do without butting in and telling them what he assumes is wrong with it.