A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: Mr. and Mrs. Cullen


MR. AND MRS. CULLEN

 

“I was walking into work one day when a woman came running around to my desk, yelling for me.
She had just finished the Twilight series, and had absolutely gone insane when she found out i had the last name of Cullen (she’s new, you see).

She was convinced to win my heart, and every day left “blood” red velvet cake, asking me to go out with her. Eventually I did go out with her, and we actually fell in love.

We were married a year later. I got the love of a wife, and what did she get?

The name: Rosalie Cullen.”

Submitted anonymously.

There you go: Mr. and Mrs. Cullen are real 😀 . This week’s awesome TwilightGuy Reporters get a men’s Runs With Vampires shirt from Twilightteez.com!

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133 Responses

  1. ahhhh!! love it only wish I found my own Mr. Cullen. Kaleb do you mind changing your last name from Nation to Cullen? it’s the only thing workins against you.

  2. i dunno… that’s kinda… iffy in my book.
    would she have noticed him otherwise? she just HAD to have the last name and marry him?
    sure, it ended well for them, BUT WHAT IF IT HADN’T?
    …meh, perhaps i’m just being pessimistic.

  3. I actually sort of agree with Marcela as well.. would she have noticed him otherwise.. *ponders*

  4. She sounds slightly psychopathic (but then again, aren’t all of us twilight fans?). In the end though, it’s sweet, just the same…

  5. i hate how freakin’ cute that is. i think it was just the way she would meet him, not the ONLY reason she wants him.

  6. That is so freaking awesome!!
    If I EVER ran into a Edward Cullen… I think that I would marry him

  7. haha thats too cute! u guys r awesome!
    im trying to resist calling up all the ‘Cullens’ in the phone book to see if any of them are my age…XD

  8. Isn’t Rosalie’s names Rosalie Hale though? Oh well, it’s still cute. Glad everything worked out so nicely for them. 😀

  9. that is soooooooo cute, good that girl set out for what she wanted and got it. ha. i thinks thats one of the best stories yet.

  10. Bethany – Emmett married Rosalie Hale. She didn’t want to change her last name. It’s still amazingly cute.

  11. wow. lucky! whats his name, though? i really think that if i met an Edward Cullen (who wasn’t a 70 or so bishop, well, i don’t know what i’d do!

  12. Aw, that’s really sweet. I think I’d pass out if I ever met someone with the last name of Cullen. 🙂

  13. Thats awesome! Me and my sisters have this thing where we try to find the characters in the book where we live, and so far Ive found
    Jacob Black-found him at the flea market
    Alice Cullen-she works at Chilis
    Edward Cullen-Pizza Hut Delivery
    (I was so embarassed when I saw him, I was in my grungies, he actually looked more like Robert Pattinson but younger)
    and my sisters found Emmett in Midlothian, TX
    Woo Hoo!

  14. Whoooaaa! Awesome!

    I work at a photography studio, and one of the kids getting baseball pictures taken was named “Edward Isabella.” I stared. 😀

  15. Holy S***! that is really kewl!! Rosalie cullen. nice!!! hopefully nothing happens to her in the next book… lol

  16. That story is too cute! My mouth dropped when I read it.

    Oh yeah, M.A.Estman is my sister and she’s right. We do try to find the characters in real life. I hope we can find a Jasper and Carlisle real soon though…:-) I have a feeling Rosalie will be hard to find.

  17. *sighgiggleswoon*

    I heard somewhere that somone had a doctor named Dr. Cullen. But he was really old or something. Sad, sad. 😀

    Well, that’s a really nifty story. It’s good to know these books actually make the world a better place. 😉

  18. my friend sent me a website called howmanyofme.com
    and i searched jacob black, and it said there are 158 people in the US named jacob black. but they also said there was no one named leah clearwater. 🙁

  19. That’s so amazing! *sigh* I need to find my own Cullen–or Hale. I’d settle for a Jasper. 😛 And Sus is right, Kaleb–your name is the only thing against you. 😀

  20. I’m sure they didn’t get married simply for the name 😀
    It was probably one of those things, that’s why she noticed him. And it just happened to work out.

    –K

  21. That is so COOL!! a REAL Rosalie Cullen!! Just someone with the last name of Cullen is awesome!!! Now there’s a Rosalie Hale and Rosalie Cullen!! yayyy

  22. Okay i know i just commented but i went to that howmanyofme.com thing someone left in the comments and i searched isabella swan and there was only one! Lol! That person is reeaalllyy lucky

  23. that’s really cute. lol.
    I just looked on howmanyofme.com and there are 83 Edward Cullen’s in the US

  24. WOW !!! Well, I think we all now know that Twilight really is a good conversation starter 😛 hey you! edward! get over here! lol that woman gets a round of applause from me for sticking it through with him and its amazing that they actually did fall in love ! adorable story! 🙂

  25. yay for love! and Twilight! and the name Cullen, honestly thats like an amazing vampire name… Cullen heehee

    okay I’m done

  26. Awww.. I love reading stuff like this. It’s funny the way things work out sometimes 🙂

  27. Haha, wow, Mr. and Mrs. Cullen!!
    thats awesome!! but i’m sorry but i also think its kinda funny too!

  28. omg thats so cool!!
    and that her name happened to be Rosalie, thats awesome!!!
    i really want to meet a guy with the last name cullen and marry him!!!

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