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EVEN HUMANS CAN SPARKLE I’m marking this as anonymous because this story makes me blush more than Bella, and I’d be mortified if any of my friends found out. My girlfriend is a BIG fan of these Twilight books. And one day we were on a date, and we were walking through the park after dinner. She and I were talking, and the subject of Twilight came up some how. She was telling me how Edward was the perfect guy. I asked what made him so perfect, and she replied with a long list of things, including “He loves Bella so much he’d die for her, he’s a vampire, he’s SUPER strong, and he SPARKLES!” Well, I was interested in becoming the perfect guy, and I’m not exactly super-strong, nor in a situation to die for my girlfriend. So I came up with another way to make her realize that I could be close to perfect, too. I went home that night, raided my little sister’s craft box, and found some glitter. I sprinkled the bottle all over myself; my arms and legs, my feet, even my hair! Then I walked over to my girlfriend’s house (she happens to be my neighbor) climbed up to her window (using a ladder that I brought from my house) and knocked on her window. She looked a little surprised to see me at her window in the dark, but she let me in anyway. When I stepped through her window and she turned on the lights and saw the sparkles, she was thrilled. She proudly proclaimed me to be as perfect as Edward; vampire or not..” Submitted by anonymous |
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See — some humans do sparkle 😉 . He gets a free t-shirt from TwilightTeez.com for his story (if, of course, he sends me his real email address…mr. anonymous).
117 Responses
AWWWWWW!!!!!! I wish that the guy I know would be QT too…that will NEVER happen….thats GREAT that you whould do that 4 her…now all you have to do is read the books o; D
That has got to be the funniest thing i’ve ever read lol.
oh that is just too cute! i like him XD
Ohh man, the lengths a boyfriend would do to impress a girlfriend and to make himself more worthy than Edward 🙂
Ohhhhh howww perfect! That guy is a genious!!!! That is toooooo cuuuuteee!
i dont find it that funny really.
but yes, it did make me gigle.
man, that guy is very kind.
but i think that you kaleb, are the perfect edward. :]
awwwwww!!!!!! I wish I could find a guy like that. That’s just so cute & adorable & committed. hahaha
LOL
omg, that is so sweeeet!!! even though he isnt edward cullen, i still think tat that is just simply aadorable and a guy would do that!!!
PWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH……………….
Ok, that was weird. Really… LOL!!
I love how boys want desperately to become as perfect as Edward.
Aww haha that’s so sweet!! I’d love 2 find a guy like that ;D now he should go read the books so he can tell us what he thinks then haha
That was a funny story!
Hey Kaleb do you watch “Late Night with Conan O’Brien?” Well I was watching it tonight and in a part of the show they were making fun of some lady in the audience for a second they showed her reading a book and unless my eyes was playing tricks on me, I could have sworn that she was reading New Moon 🙂
That is just so sweet!
That’s as close to Edward Cullen as your gonna get.
Great job dude!
hahaha That is sooooo cute!!!
Oh man…. I’m soo envious..
He’s so sweet and he actually went through the mess of pouring glitter all over himself!
He also risked himself or not he would have been caught for getting into his girlfriend’s bedroom.
Way to go, man!
AWWWWW!!!!
Such a cutie!
I wish all guys would try to be perfect for their gf^^
That is the sweetest thing ever! I wish all guys were like that.
That’s just sort of adorable, really.
AWE!!! FRICKEN ADORABLE. seriously. kudos to this guy for sparkling.
Awww… That’s adorable. 🙂
It’s not great b/c of simply the sparkling. It’s great b/c of the commitment to making his girlfriend happy. That’s great! 🙂
What a boyfriend! I know no guys who would even care about what I was rambling on about in regards to twilight, let alone go through all that. He’s certainly a keeper and closer to Edward Cullen than most other guys out there! Thanks for sharing such an adorably romantic little story with us!
lol so funny!
That’s so cute. He must really like that girl ^^.
Dude! Lol! I was expecting to see glitter-covered people at the BD release party, but I espied not a one.
That is so sweet that he would go through all that trouble to prove he is the perfect Edward. Not many guys would do that..
Now, Mr. Anonymous, you have successfully made the commenters fall in love with you.
XD
There is one piece of advice that I treasure, and that is:
When a guy is romantically interested in you, forget what he says. Watch what he does.
In the attempt to make yourself Edward-worthy, you’ve surpassed him. Because never did Edward do anything that could be compared to pouring glitter all over himself.
Kudos to you.
That’s so sweet! It might have looked more authentic if he had raided his sister’s makeup box for some body glitter instead, but it’s not like that matters. I’m honestly surprised that he was caring enough to ask anything about Twilight, especially what made Edward the perfect guy (unless he was planning before he asked to do soemthing like this when he go his answer). Finding a real guy as great as Edward or Jacob is difficult and almost impossible, but I’d be happy to find a guy like this.
My eyes got all watery…good for her!
I would totally date that guy if I wasn’t eleven, and he’s probbably, like, seventeen.
omc!that is soooooo cute. if i had a boy friend, i’d be so happy if he did that for me! his girlfriend is really lucky she got some one like him. its also really funny how he gets a ladder and climbs through her window…. kaleb, your posts always leave me smiling after i read them! 🙂
I think this story makes me “aww” because I was a teen when glitter was fashionable. (Any other girls remember glitter eyeshadow?) Mr. Anonymous not only went out on a limb (ladder?) for his girl, but he’s going to live with the ramifications for a while – glitter doesn’t come off as easily as it goes on.
I hope he likes being related to Edward – he’s going to sparkle for a while!
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..hahahahahahaha.
That is gold.
That’s adorable!!
I love it!
😀
That’s… that’s… uhm…
that’s cute XD
Awwwwwwwwwww! I wish I had a guy that’d do that for me! Lucky, lucky girl…
xD adorable!!! She is lucky she found a guy willing to do that for her! so cute 🙂
Haha, that was very cute.
AWWWWWWW!!!!! I want a boyfriend who would do that for me *blush* Dude he IS the perfect Edward =)
Awww, that was so cute! Your a good boyfriend, whoever you are.
awwww….how cute! but just dont tell ur girlfriend u wont die for her. 😉 anyways…i really hope u give kaleb ur email that way u can get a free tshirt!:D
Awwwww. Sweetest thing ever.
That is just about the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard 🙂 Seriously!!
AWWW!! Thats mad cute!! AWWW!! =D *kudos* for Mr.Anonym
Oh my god that had to be one of the most adorable things I’ve read in a long time.
I know all the reviews say this but- awww!!
I wish I could find a guy like that! *sigh*
seriously though, that is the sweetest thing ever. she must have been a little freaked out to see her boyfriend outside her window, covered in sparkles though, lol
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awwwwwwwlllllll!!!!! What a devoted guy!!I love how he comes in through her window, just like a certain someone (Edward)I love how he sparkles too, VERY CUTE!!!
that is so cute. a little corny, but really sweet. he must really like his girlfriend.