A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

TwilightGuys Report: Even Humans Can Sparkle


I’m marking this as anonymous because this story makes me blush more than Bella, and I’d be mortified if any of my friends found out.

My girlfriend is a BIG fan of these Twilight books. And one day we were on a date, and we were walking through the park after dinner. She and I were talking, and the subject of Twilight came up some how. She was telling me how Edward was the perfect guy. I asked what made him so perfect, and she replied with a long list of things, including

“He loves Bella so much he’d die for her, he’s a vampire, he’s SUPER strong, and he SPARKLES!”

Well, I was interested in becoming the perfect guy, and I’m not exactly super-strong, nor in a situation to die for my girlfriend. So I came up with another way to make her realize that I could be close to perfect, too.

I went home that night, raided my little sister’s craft box, and found some glitter. I sprinkled the bottle all over myself; my arms and legs, my feet, even my hair! Then I walked over to my girlfriend’s house (she happens to be my neighbor) climbed up to her window (using a ladder that I brought from my house) and knocked on her window. She looked a little surprised to see me at her window in the dark, but she let me in anyway.

When I stepped through her window and she turned on the lights and saw the sparkles, she was thrilled. She proudly proclaimed me to be as perfect as Edward; vampire or not..”

Submitted by anonymous

See — some humans do sparkle 😉 . He gets a free t-shirt from TwilightTeez.com for his story (if, of course, he sends me his real email address…mr. anonymous).



117 Responses

  1. Wow that is so cute! Any guy who would go that far to impress his girlfriend is defiantly worthy of being “Edward Perfect”. I would be SO extremely delighted if my boyfriend did something like that, but not only the sparkle thing, he climbed through her window just like Edward! I’m so jealous!

  2. AWWW!!! if i had a boyfriend who did that i would me totally amazedd!!! thats sooo sweett!!!!

  3. That is sooooo sweet, and it has to be the best twilight guy story so far. We all deserve a boy friend like him. lol.

  4. Awww! That girl is so lucky to have a boyfriend like him.

    Best Twilight guy story yet. =)

  5. that is just too sweet.

    i loved this twilight guy story.

    kudos to the guy who did this. 😀

  6. That girl is very lucky to have him as a boyfriend. It’s hard to find people that care that much.

  7. That seriously has to be the sweetest thing I have every heard! To have a boy try to impress a girl that much, be that much for her… that is such an Edward move.
    good job buddy!

  8. You know, he’ll probably read these comments with us all going “AWW HOW CUTE” and be a little freaked.

    Even if it IS true.

  9. That’s cute! And genius! That Mr. Anonymous has officially been dubbed my hero of the day :]

  10. oh! that is just too cute! ive heard of guys who just get annoyed of Twilight and Edward Cullen. Its nice to see the effort this guy puts in, that is just very sweet! He didnt even have to do too much, but its just as good! Im just happy he wasnt bashing Twilight. Very cute, that girl is lucky!

  11. That’s just amazingly adorable. Like wow. 😀 Very halarious, also. She’s so lucky…. To have someone so sweet.

  12. That is sooo cutttteeee.
    Mr. Anon.
    Make a book of adorable things to do for your gf. Put that as your number. I would personally buy that book and shove it in guys faces.

  13. I want a sparkly guy, that is so sweet. That totally shows how much he is willing to do fer her…and Edward in training lol

  14. Awwwww, That is SO sweet! I wish my boyfriend would do that for me! XD But then again . . . it might be a little creepy to see him with glitter all over him. Hmm.

  15. How Edwardish! I mean did they talk about the whole going into her room through the window or was that coincidence?
    What an awesome boyfriend!

    I hope your girlfriend realizes how lucky she is !

  17. Thats so awesome thats so sweet too! … by the way if you make a lotion glitter combo it will say for hours I did that for Breaking Dawn midnight party and I’m still finding glitter.

  18. I know a lot of people said that the last guy story was the best, but this one beats all. he really IS the perfect boyfriend. I hope that all these postive comments help him get over his ‘blushing’ stage and get on to the ‘give kaleb email’ stage

  19. oh my god, i want to meet this boy!! that is the most adorable thing i have ever heard!! :]]

  20. Awww, that’s so cute…and totally unfair, I can’t even get my boyfriend to look at Twilight let alone sparkle, lol.

  21. Thats definately my favorite Twilight Guy story! Ohhhh! A guy who put glitter on himself and climb through a window would definately win my -almost-perfect-as-edward-boyfriend approval award!

  22. all i can say is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ..!!!!! that is soo cute 😛 wish my hubby can do something so sweet for me lolz but everytime he hears edward cullen he gets mad 🙁

  23. I was talking to my best friend’s cousin and he aked me out. I turned him down (because that would have been awkward), so he told me that on the Fourth of July he was going to take me to a meadow, tape sparklers all over his body, and light them so he could sparkle and be like Edward. It never happened though.

  24. aww. thats the cutest story 🙂 i wish a guy would sparkle for me. who ever u r u gf is super lucky 🙂

  25. ome awwwwwwwwwwwww that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!! i wish i had a bf that would do that….

  26. I must quote almost everyone else and say AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! OMG! I wish that a guy I knew would do this for me!!
    It’s really sweet that you would put glitter all over you for her. lol
    It’s kinda funny. But I bet it made her happy that you would do something like that.
    Espeacially since the perfect Edwardish guy means so much to us girls. =]

  27. AWWWW. that is so sweet. i wish i had a boyfriend that would sprinkle himself some glitter and come through my bedroom window with a ladder just to show how he is almost perfect as Edward is and get embarrassed.

  28. Mr. Anonymous, that could possibly be the sweetest thing a boyfriend has ever done for his girlfriend that he himself came up with. Smart thinking Mr.!

  29. Awwwwwwwwwwww!
    good for you annonymous dude! i wish my BF was that thoughtful.

  30. That is so sweet and so funny at the same time xD

    That girl’s lucky, way to go dude =]

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