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So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than… [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think … [farmer’s tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you’re too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or … [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care…1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book […] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 😀
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 😉 ). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
476 Responses
I counted nine.
1) your: you’re
2) stephanie: Stephenie
3) thing: think
4) uva: ?
5) hhe: he
6) areal: a real
7) becuase: because
8) frist: first
9) fial: fail
nine if you don’t get to techinical
nine if you don’t get to techinal and count all the grammer and other errors
I adore this guy. I mean, instead of just ignoring your site, and its content, he tries to slam you… Like his opinion means anything 🙂 he’s my newest hero.
11 Mistakes. tut tut
well. i counted eleven.
uva is three words DOI
Wow! What a treat. I confess that I enjoy these deliciously bad e-mails from GJ and D more than anything else on your website (and I like reading your chapter posts and TwilightGuys Reports, so that’s saying something). I don’t know how they manage to mangle the English language so badly; it must be a gift.
I counted six misspelled words; the rest are a delightful variety of grammatical errors: standard usage violations, capitalization errors, punctuation mistakes, and malapropisms.
These are the spelling mistakes I found:
hhe – he
anbyody – anybody
areal – a real
frist – first
fial – fail
becuase – because
… so that would be six. I didn’t count “thing” or “stephanie” because technically they’re spelled correctly. But wow, somebody would take time out of their day to send crap like this? They must have no life at all!
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!
I COUNT TWELVE!!!! i change my mind!!! thing is think hahaha
7!
Please pick me. o.o
I think that gave me a brain hemorrhage.
10 mistakes, plus the misspelling of Stephenie’s name.
Stupid people are so amusing.
well.
i may be wrong, but i counted nine errors, like most people did.
people really need to get a life.
D. (no last initial given),
YOU ARE A MAJOR ‘FIALURE’.
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I got 9
haha that letter cracked my up… i don’t understand people who send hate mail.
1. thing (should be think)
2. hhe
3. anbyody
4. areal
5. fial
6. becuase
7. frist
8. uva
9. Stephenie
10. your (should be you’re. I’m not sure if thats a grammar mistake but oh well.)
I find these pretty entertaining 🙂 but I’m sorry about the hate.
i got 9…
1. Edward (edward)
2. he (hhe)
3. anybody (anbyody)
4. i dont know (uva
5. Stephenie Meyer (stephanie Meyer)
6. a real (areal)
7. first (frist)
8. because (becuase)
9, fail (fial)
lol. he’s such a loser!
I got ten 😉
1. your (you’re)
2. uva (of a)
3. inspire (aspire)
4. hhe (he)
5. anbyody (anybody)
6. stephanie (Stephenie)
7. areal (a real)
8. becuase (because)
9. frist (first)
10. fial (fail)
You know what’s funny about this? In my language, ‘uva’ actally means ‘grape’ XD
So the guy knows a PORTUGUESE WORD!!!!!!!! *applauds* XD
I’m not entirely sure that makes me proud, but oh well. XD
huh i hate guys like him really … oh well guess he doesn’t have a life…umm well i didn’t count the mistakes jeje…but still i just wanted to comment 😀
love
-andrea
i got 9 spelling mistakes. i count using your instead of you’re, a grammar AND spelling mistake.
i got 9 spelling mistakes. i count using your instead of you’re, a grammar AND spelling mistake. however, that could just be my opinion.
I totally disagree with the “hater” in question. I love the fact that you’re reading the books and even more so that you’ve written about your experiences with the book. I have a few male students who are reading, or have read the books, and I’ve told them about your site. Most are trying to check it out.
So for spelling mistakes- I put his post on my Microsoft word and came up with (if you actually count the words that were marked in red including the ones where he didn’t capitalize then you would have= 26 (Because Bawk is not a word, Stephenie*plus he spelt her name wrong* & Edward must be capitalized, and the last sentence was just plain weird.)
If you don’t count the capitalization mistakes then you would have…22- because the Microsoft dictionary says that BAWK is not a real word in that instance.
But if you didn’t count the Bawks then you would have-= 11 cause ing is not a word by itself even if it’s added with bawk.
Geez, what’s with all the haters?
They’re just jealous that Kaleb can actually read, probably ;]
Don’t worry, Kaleb, nobody else other than GJ and…chicken-boy thinks you’re not a real guy 😛
Spelling and grammar:
1.”uva”?
2.”edward”? Edward is a name, a noun, always capitalize first letter.
3.”hhe”? Did you, stutter?
4.”anbyody”?
Anybody. Spell it correctly
5.”you are not so cool as you think”? Do you mean, “You are not as cool as you think”?
6.”stephanie Meyer”? You spelt her name wrong, you really have to learn your nouns. You have to capitalize the first letter of names.
7.”areal”? Do you mean, ” a real”?
8. “frist”? What is that, a fast wrist?
9.”becuase”? tsk tsk tsk.
10.”yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL”? Irregular capitalization again, and this time its not even a noun! there’s no need to capitalize it at all!. You could of just spelt it properly in lowercase and added a exclamation mark at the end. Plus, you spelt fail wrong.
Overall, your a failure. If you really thought this was a dumb book, how did you come across this website anyways? Did you ” accidentally” type in ” twilightguy”, amazingly without any typos, and arrive at this website? And fix up your grammar, spelling issues.
Even without the grammar problems you have, 9 spelling mistakes.
I hope someone helps you with your spelling and grammar problems. Maybe you should read the twilight saga series. It uses a lot of the words you spelt wrong, you can learn how to ACTUALLY spell them. Plus, you can learn some BIG words, which Stephenie uses, they might be TOO big for you.
Shame on you.
umm i think 9 mistakes.
haha he’s missing out on an awesome twilighteez t-shirt
Thats the funniest thing I have read today lol. To think that he actually had the time to waste by going to ur websites and posting something like this, although he obviously did not even try to read though this, is so funny I couldnt stop laughing. lmao He must have gotten in a huge fight with his girlfriend or something about the book and had to take it out on him. This is priceless and it pretty much shows that this guy probably has not picked up a book since grade school because his grammer is just absolutely atrocious. lol But i think it is awesome that a guy is reading the book and I think it will make for great “research” lol. Good Luck
I counted 7…what an idiot this guy is.
P.S.-PLEASE PICK ME 🙂
I can’t even read it again to count the number of mistakes. My head is aching and I feel a good 10 brain cells less than a few minutes ago. I could try it to win a T for my daughter….but I think I’ll just spend the money. I’m glad to see you would rather “laugh” at the hate mail than respond; however, by posting this piece of dribble you are sort of responding. hehe
I’m pretty sure I counted ten 🙂
Well, that gave me a bit of a headache having to count them.
I’m pretty sure ten as well … hope it works … my gf wants a tshirt 🙂
I tihnk there are nine speeling mistakse. Peeple like this are just so annoyning. He really was waasting his time. These peeple are just ignorint. He just doesn’t know how many peeple he’d have at his house if they found out about this. *raises eyebrows*
Oops, that’s nine spelling mistakes in my previous post. How coincidental. Too many typos, too early in the morning. Please don’t count this as a second entry. I just wanted to point out that I should’ve fixed my spelling.
Nine mistakes
Don’t be like that… i’ve read all jurassic park, bourne (by ludlum only), half covet-number one, hp, and i still read twilight saga.. so whats wrong?
I found 9 mistakes.
10. If you count using your instead of you’re.
I just found your site and it really cracks me up!!
Thanks!
I counted 7, but there are more if you count the incorrect use of words, such as “inspire” it should be “aspire”.
Idiots like that need to go get a life, if they hate the book and Kaleb so much then why are they browsing the site and enraging the fans, or making them want to do something you know they wouldn’t like (lol like putting them in a dress and make up, while reading a very girly book to them and take pictures of them… that some how get mailed to their friends…)Go watch nascar or something, leave Twilight and Kaleb alone!
Oh yah and HE. SPELLED. STEPHENIE. WORNG!!!!!! (balking) (balker)(bleeping) JERK!
i caught seven spelling mistakes, and kaleb , once again,don’t listen to this guy, he should reallu shove his insults up his own cluck!
I got 7.
10….haha wow “inspire”?? is that a spelling or grammar mistake? sheez…
Then it would be 10 counting the fact that the word preceding “uva” plus “uva” is not in the average english dictionary…
I got nine mistakes, including the areal guy, StephAnie, and inspire. Jeez, these are funny! *images bored cows mooing*
lol, ‘uva’ means ‘grape’ in spanish.
;D.
yes, Kaleb you ‘thing’ you’re so cool, cause he could read a better book, even a grape one!
wooh.
11
I counted nine not including the capitalization errors!! If you include those then there are twenty I think! I like t-shirts!
I love how a bunch of people are counting his mistakes and making their own on the comments! LOL I find it funny!
how can you spell fail wrong!?!??! And if he hate’s it SO much why is he even on your website!?!???!?!
I counted 9. All the mistakes in this burn my eyes badly… lol!
7. Wow. What a waste of time. That guy needs to get a productive hobby.
I counted 10…lol, but dude like these people…they anger me extremely.I hope to Jesus i never meet someone like this, because i will have to shove my fist into their face. Yea i will do it. Im not a talk, and not do it person, i will do what i say ima do. yea im from the south…lol.
well…my count depends on what you’re counting as spelling and what as grammar.
I got 7 words that were spelled wrong – but 3 words were either the wrong word (your, inspire) or needed a space (areal)
But I think these guys are hilarious. I bet either they’re in league with each other or just the same guy using a different initial.
Haha, I always like reading these. These people are so stupid, it makes my day. ^_^
I counted 11 mistakes.
what a (chicken noise) lol. kaleb, don’t listen to this jerk. he doesn’t know anything and he’s messing with the wrong fandom! anyway, I counted ten including mispelling SM’s name, if that counts.