What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)

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1. Haha. This is great! I love the hate mail! Keep it coming Kaleb!

   By the by, can I have Twilight and the Jon Ass Brothers? 😀

2. “brainded”
   That was funny. XD

3. Jon Ass? Oh, that’s hilarious.

4. Wow! Some people really need to retake their English classes! They made no sense what-so-ever!!

5. Wow, hate mailers have little typing ability. Anybody who writes like this must not be able to unstand the very literate posts on this site. No wonder they hate you! 🙂

6. Sorry, I meant understand.

7. I truly do not understand the first one. Mind blown.

8. HAHAHA…….. I don’t even know what the first girl was talking about.

9. What is the first girl even talking about? Punctuation is a good thing!

10. OMG What the heck, i’cant even understand what was the first one all about, i just could laugh, and the jon ass bros thing, jajajaja.

    I mean seriously. (And english isn’t my mother language, so figure it out)

    Think that girl was quite in a hurry that she even use her spell check or she was crying because someone left her, who knows

11. All I can say is WOW.

    jon ass brothers? Was that sarcastic or did she honestly spell it wrong?

    I can’t even understand what the first girl is talking about? Where did the swimsuit models come from? lol.

    And I fail to understand why people bother to write these anyway. Are they emails or actual mail?

12. Lol, some people…

    Well, their the ones with problemes.

    You rock Kaleb!

13. Whoa there are 2 Janelles!

    *waves at other Janelle*

14. Kaleb, I’m dying here!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You’re my hero for posting these!!!!!!

15. LOL!!!!!!
    Thanks Kaleb…my day needed making 🙂

16. Just simply LOL! [x

17. Haha! Who knew hatemail could make a person’s day?

18. “brainded?” FAIL.

19. hahaha thnks so much 4 posting that! the 1st person is an idiot! what is she even saying!?!?!

    the second person is definatley right though

    jon ASS

    hahahaha thnks again Kaleb! 😀

20. O.K. You are making girls look brain-dead. If there were swimsuit models in the book and you guys went around talking about it do you think we would make a sight about it? No, we would just let you guys look like the brain-dead morons everybody knows u are. And if you really want to know why this is probably happening to
    you, it’s because you’re not as mysterious and hot as
    Edward, not as stong as Emmett, not as amazingly sexy as Jasper, and not as adventurous, funny, or drop dead gorgeous as Jacob. So there. You have your answer, and no matter what you think, I’m telling you the truth and I’m not being mean either. If you want to see me be mean, just ask.

    Woah, that was tough, and I doubt I even fixed all the mistakes. And even with my touch-ups, it’s basically impossible to decipher.

21. Ok, I agree that it was horribly written, but keep in mind that it may be foreigners. Not everyone is from a english speaking country (even if you guys like to think that)
    I’d like to see you try writing french, if you’re not used to it.

    But if they were english speaking people, then they’re pretty dumb***z

22. Wow… the only thing i could do was laugh and laugh… hilarious.

    jon ass…. lol

23. jon ass! lol! u shud post all the hatemail u get, cuz its hillarious!

24. Oh WOW! I can’t even understand the first message and the person who wrote the second one needs to find a better argument!
    LOL this is hilarious!

25. This is so funny, hatemail should become a regular feature.

    I cannot for the life of me figure out what the significance of the swimsuit model thing was in the first letter.

    And of course all of us Twilight fans are brainded cuz we dont lkie the jon Ass brohters. XD

26. OK I agree with everyone so far the first person doesn’t know what they are talking about, and they can’t spell. What do swimsuit models have to do with anything? And all females are brain dead because Kaleb Nation supposedly said that in his posts. Kaleb you are truly awesome and we all love you even though some of us won’t admit it. The second post was just plain weird why do we have to put the Jonas Brothers in this anyways. I have to admit that i was laughing so hard that i had to stop myself from hyperventilating i mean “Jon Ass Bros” really.
    IF YOU DON’T LIKE TWILIGHT DON’T READ TWILIGHT GUY GASP.
    People really do need to retake their English classes. OH what has happened to education systems.

    Kaleb we all love you. I am glad that you can write in perfect English (unlike some people snort)
    on a happy note Happy Easter and a new year oh wait that is XMas.
    From, a very sarcastic 13 year old Amelia

27. Oh good golly that was horrible. I was cringing before I even started to read the “Hate” mail. Thank you Cyn for your translation but I still don’t understand the point the first person is trying to make. And as for the second one, I have no idea how the “Jon ass” brothers tie into Twilight….Are these people trying to make fools of themselves???

28. urghh I Hate People Who Say Twilight Sucks, Some Of My Friends Used To Say It But They Hadnt Even Seen It Or Read It.

    So I Got Them To Watch The Movie And Then They All Wanted To Read The Books 😀 I Conveted Them. Hehe. Now For The Boys!

    Hate Mail Just MNeans That You Have Finally Got Enough Fans That People Get Jealous.

    Instead Of Hate Mail You Should Put Jealous Mail. Lol :L

    The Boys In My School Are Just Jealous Cause They Are Know Way Near As Fit As The Cullens Or The Werewolfs. :p

    Cya,
    Poppy xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29. AHAHAHAH
    I don’t get it, either!
    My English epic failed….

30. Ohhh And can i ask something to all you twilighters…* sorry its random* .

    Did you guys see Stephenie in the film! Im sure its her. But i was like OMR Stephenie Is In The Movie That Totally Rocks!

    Okay Sorry For Changing Subject As You Were. Lol.

    Cya, Again,
    Poppy xxxxx

31. lol Thank you for the translation. I had to sit there and read the one from the girl (or was it a girl…?) word by word.

    Ameila, I completely agree with you! Perhaps their teachers were tired of their attitudes and passed them. lol Sometimes I think that’s the only reason I get through math. Honestly, I’m not a terribly mean person, but when someone (AKA, math teachers) messes with me, I tend to get a little… umm… upset.

    With that, Happy Easter! =] And may math DIE! =] Now isn’t that a happy note? =]

32. wow is all I have to say.. lol
    Happy Easter Kaleb!!!

33. HAHAHA oh my god that was priceless!!!
    was that even english? why do people get all worked up about things like this. tehy should just go on living their lives, dude. to all ahters: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK

34. Seriously, if you are going to try and be rude, insulting, and make a point you have to at least make sense! And have perfect grammar to even be respected… And not to sound like a broken record of all these comments, but I love it-Jon ass.

35. HAHAHAHA 😀 Math Should die. Sorry I know that was random. People actually agree with my opinions thats funny no one ever agrees with a sarcastic person.( Or do they? hmmmm) Oh one more thing that i forgot to write earlier: What does this have to do with anything “u is because your not as mysterious and hot as

    edward not as stong as emmet not as amazingly sexxy as jasper or not as adventurous funny or drop dead gorgeous as jacob”
    i mean really what does it have to do with anything. Did Kaleb post something that made it seem like he thought of him self that way. If he did i must have missed it.

    Again your sarcastic 13 year old,
    Amelia

36. “jon ass” brothers! omg, epic!
    I don’t know who should be more insulted: you, the Jonas Brothers, or anyone unlucky enough to be named Jon Ass…

    and for the record I really do think that if Twilight was about swimsuit models than we would indeed er, let you be the brainded morons you are, Kaleb. Because apparently you have so much awesome that you need to be plural? Or something?

37. alright now seriously though- its not their fault, they were obviously dazzled to the point of grammer-failitude by Kaleb’s awesomeness (to the point of you needing to be refered to in the plural tense)

38. LOL!!!
    ok i sort of agree with the first mail
    ‘your not as mysterious and hot as edward not as stong as emmet not as amazingly sexxy as jasper or not as adventurous funny or drop dead gorgeous as jacob’ but who is..
    and you never said you were.. not than i can recall.. you’re just reading the books and talking about it.. what is that girl ranting about??!?

39. Wow. That was absolutely delightful 🙂 And don’t worry, Kaleb. You are much more wonderful than the Jonas Brothers and the Cullens 🙂 The Cullens aren’t real…and the Jonas Brothers aren’t very entertaining.

40. no one could possibly no what the girl is ranting about!! none of it makes even the slightest bit sense! and the second one..thats just odd..if they liked the jonas brothers so much y did they call them the jon ass brothers??? i dont understand..!

41. Wow…. They are dumb lol…. But I agree that Jones brothers one was priceless!! Wow, the first one wasn’t even hardly making complete sentences! It sounded like she was high or something! Lolz!

42. Wow, I could feel my brain melting out of my ears reading the first one. I mean, “brainded”, other various spellings of words and punctuation anyone? It doesn’t take that much longer to write “you” instead of u. Seriously, but the second one is hysterical. 😀

    Can we say EPIC FAIL?

43. Just when you think you have seen the epitome of stupid, someone pushes them aside. You rock!

44. Oh and I have a question. Why do people write hate mail? Especially to such amazing people (like Kaleb)? 🙂

    Seriously, if you’re going to insult someone, you should probably try to sound the least bit educated or have a good insulting remark, instead of using horrid grammar and writing something riddled with spelling mistakes. Those people made themselves look like dorks. Hehe 😉

    Those were painful for me to read, really. I’m an English freak…so spelling mistakes and whatnot really bother me (and just for saying that, I probably spelled something wrong without realizing it. Oh well…it’s just a comment. I don’t really pay attention to my spelling on places like this).

45. i bet the people who sent him those feel really stupid now. well if they see it was posted and how many people are making fun of them that is. 😀

46. Oh good heavens…I’m not even going to TRY to translate that; my brain might just atrophy if I do! As it is, my poor brain is scarred for life just trying to read it.

    I wonder if they realize how foolish they look…probably not.

    😀

47. oh my god. this grammar is horrible.

48. LMFAOOOOO. the person who wrote the second hate mail thing just made them self look retarded. ohh the irony HAHAHA

49. Wow…it took a couple of minutes to realize that brainded was brain dead, and not some new verb that the person was trying to make up.

    Oh, and btw: I <3 the Jon Ass Brothers. 😀

50. Hahaaaaa I love this. Please keep em coming! What is that first one talking about? I don’t get it at all. I did understand it better after reading the one commenter’s translation. Jon ass might be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. That made my day.