What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)

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1. oh wow lmao “jon ass bros?”

   niice! totally made my night!! =D

2. Keep them coming Kaleb 😀 I love how there’s absolutely NO punctuation in the first one so the sentences all kinda run together like the person was “brainDED” or drunk when they wrote it XD

3. Please, please post more of these! Hahhahaha.

4. Speaking of ‘brainded’…

5. Hahahaha…. Oh Kaleb, it’s posts like this that makes you one of my favorites.

6. Wow! That was ridiculous…and hilarious. I’m surprised you even bother reading hate mail, there again, when you need a good laugh…

   Actually, I’m wondering if it wasn’t “brain dead” but possibly “branded” that she/he was trying to say….maybe something about labeling or stereotypes? It would help if it had some context!! What is she responding to so passionately and impatiently! Someone call Henry Higgins of writing and composition please!
   Sounds like SHE is half brain-dead!!! just some angry little girl who grew up with a cell phone in her hand texting her mother what she wanted for lunch.

   Keep up the great notes, I’m glad you are finally getting around to Breaking Dawn! tic toc tic toc….

7. Wow, sorry about the hate mail there. People are ridiculous.

   Luckily enough I am not as big as you to get hate mail 😉

   At least it is something to get a laugh out of!

   Keep up the good work Kaleb.

8. those made my day. Who can actually write likie that? do they know english? I am strangely disturbed by the fact that there are people that think that works when comunicating…
   well keep them coming.

   TWILIGHT 4 EVAR!!
   hahaha.

9. HAHA!!! LOL! CAN’T STOP LAUGHING KALEB!! that was so funny! You should totally post more, PLEASE!!!! 😀

10. A wise man named Albert Einstein once said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
    Keep ’em comin’ Kaleb!

11. Thank you for publishing the hate mails. They make me feel better about being me. It’s like a big hug. Thank you!

12. Hmmm. Can you ask her to be mean?

13. PLEASE ASK HER TO BE MEAN xD

    oh and i love twilight AND the “jon ass” brothers. it’s JONAS foo’!! 😛

    ahaha kaleb marry me please 🙂

14. I wonder what the first person’s definition of mean is? hmmmmmm that would be interesting to find out. Kaleb bring more HATEMAIL it is very interesting… and hilarious.

    Captain sarcastic
    Amelia

15. i don’t get it.
    i just don’t get it.
    what the hell was the first girl even Saying?!?!

16. rofl!

    I love the first one. “Brainded” for brain dead, I think and then I love how she compares you to the looks of the male characters, hopefully from the movie … Because if she is pulling that from the look descriptions in the book….what?!!!

    And the second one is just hysterical.

    It cracks me up that in these examples you give us the writer assumes your trying to set yourself up as some guru or god of twilight. Wow, Kaleb, how have you hidden your overweaning self-importance from us your regular readers for so long that only the illiterate could spot it? 😉

17. How can someone possibly write something as idiotic as that?!? It takes my BEST effort not to double-check my posts like 5 times! All you have to do is press the button in the web toolbar and it fixes it for you!

    And even the English translation of that first one doesn’t make sense! What do swimsuit models have to do with anything?

    You should make a Wall of Shame like Mugglenet.com! I can spend hours just laughing crazily at the dumb things people post. Yours would be the most hilarious thing ever and would totally pwn Mugglenet’s!

18. LOL!!
    It’s very entertaining!!
    That’s completely ridiculous!!
    That made me laugh seriously!!
    I like your Hatemail!!
    🙂

19. heh. THAT WAS ME!
    lol im just kidding <3
    i love you too much keleb,
    and the “jon ass brothers” sucks anyways 😀

20. My 3-year-old speaks better English than that…Wow…I am speechless. I just want to say thank you for the laugh. It sounds like we would all like to read more hilarious hate mail. And, I don’t see the ‘jon ass’ brothers with the kind of devoted fans of all ages that Twilight has.

21. Hello Kaleb,
    Si I don’t know if you’re reading this, but what happened to the hatmail from the guy who wrote in all caps? I wanted to show them to my friend but couldn’t find them. You should put them in this category. Bye now,
    TeamJacobEdward

22. By the way I ment ‘So’ not ‘Si’. My bad

23. Hahahaha!!!
    “Jon Ass”
    ROFL!!!
    The 1st person might be brain dead herself :/

24. Haha i have no idea what the first person is trying to say i gave up trying to decipher it after my fourth time reading it.

    “Jon Ass brothers” haha that may my day a lot brighter after reading it haha!!

25. apperently the first person is brain dead…she was compairing to fictional characters…even tho they r all wut she explained, compairing u to guys in books is mental XD

    and the jonas bros suck!!!

26. The Jo Bros are gay. Just sayin.

27. It took me a second to figure out she was trying to say ‘brain dead’ and not ‘branded’ lol. 🙂 Dumb people make me laugh.

28. I find your website insightful and that chic has some issues.

29. ohh man!!!! is all i have to say to that.
    i had to seriously read that first one over about 6 times to get a little of what the heck they were talking about. bahahaha is that girl brain dead herself?

    “jon ass brothers” wow thats some funny stuff!!
    the real qustion is…is she a fan of the jon ass brothers? haha

    dont worry about them kaleb. they are the ones who are seriously brain dead themselves for loving the joe bros over twilight. love yeah kaleb!!

30. Is that first one even written in English?

31. I could hire a professional translator, and he wouldn’t be able to read the first one.

    And the second one? Well, I’m kind of a jonas brothers fan myself. But the jon ass brothers? I don’t know, man, I don’t know.

    Thank you for so graciously sharing those messages. Hahahahahahahaha, that was great.

32. haha
    I love the jon ass brothers they're particularly assy
    I don't see the point in the hate mail
    It's not like you're going to suddenly say
    OHH MY GOOD THEY'RE RIGHT I SHOULD JUST STOP DOING WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY SPELL ENJOY READING I'M A SHAAAAAM
    riiiight…

33. LMAO, that's so sad. Don't worry, we heart you kaleb! The Jonas Brothers SUCK. You're way better than them in every single way (:

34. LOL
    I don't even understand the first mail xD~
    JoBros WTF?! Twilight is thousand times better! Even the JoBros want to be on the new moon soundtrack…(I'll kill them if they are on the soundtrack)

35. Omg this is too funny Jon Ass brothers wow!!! Even a non English speaking fans should know how to spell their supposedly favorite band's name LOL

    Plz keep these coming they're too funny!!!!

36. Is the first one from a Jonas Brothers fan? 'Cause they pretty much just insulted them by calling them the 'jon ass brothers' XD And the whole 'twilight sucks' 'insult' is SO old by now. I mean, if you're going to insult something, at least do it INTELLIGENTLY is all we ask! Of course, this reminds me of a group of girls who came up to me and my friends, and asked us to tell them a really big word to confuse one of their other friends. 'Simultaneous' was apparently a very long, very confusing word.
    If I knew these people, I'd disown them. Or else teach them grammer and spelling skills.

37. omg thats so funny that people are actually that stupid!!!!!omg just…….wow.dang those were hilarious!!!!!!lol

38. Jon ass brothers.., I fell like he or she is insulting the Brothers more than Twilight…,
    I just cant believe people can be this stupid….

39. Oh I needed a pick me up..
    and that really made my day!

40. LOL XD i loves this hate mail…. man now i think i will send you some so that i could end up featured on your posts!
    HAHAHAHA

41. the hatemail is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I dont understand y they even look at this website if they dont like it. u would think they would at least make sure that they spelled it right. i really dont understand these people who do stuff like that. its great that u can laugh it off though, kaleb. contrary to what the people who send the hatemail say, i absolutely love this website!!!!!! u r awesome!!!!!!!!!!

42. Wow. Those people need to learn how to spell and write the english language! That plus their “arguments” make these hilarious! What goofs. I'm glad you can just laught if off Kaleb. And no matter what anyone says you are awesome and I love your site! I love reading your thoughts and insights on my favorite book series, you make me laugh & have great insights I never thought of before. Do we need to make a Team Kaleb now?

43. Wow. That's an epic failure on their behalf. the hate mail you receive is ridiculously hilarious. Keep em' coming! Those haters actually have a place in the world now…. other peoples' amusement.

44. wow. that had so many grammarical errors i almost went blind
    i love Jonas Brothers (yes thats how its spelled) but i wouldnt go to a TWILIGHT site to flaunt it
    love your site. You have a good view on the world
    congrats on the book

45. Oww that just destroyed at least half of my brain ! Seriously how the hell can someone be *that* horrifyingly bad at spelling?!?! plus the fact whatever it was she was saying made NO sense at all!
    ugh now my brain is completely spoiled why oh why did they have to butcher the english language like that??
    But thank you so much Kaleb for putting them up – made me giggle no end -Jon ass brothers *tee hee*

46. Epic indeed.

47. Oy vey, thats just scary… and horrifically painful. My IQ just dropped 10 points.Rofl, I feel an odd mixture of contempt and amusement at the human mind sometimes.

48. You know, this inclines me to wonder if the haters ever look back upon this site. You know, just to check if their illiterate hate has done any damage? Oh, what I'd pay to see the reactions of these people after reading that all of us (who have the power of spell-check and actually understand the properties of writing and grammar) mock their pathetic attempts at hate mail. Just a thought.

    Keep the pincushions and pwns coming! 🙂
    -Rachel M.

49. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHHAHAHAH

50. HAHAHHHAHAHAhahAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    That was the stupidest shit I've ever seen!!!! The Jon Ass brothers! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH That was hilarious.