What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

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1. Wow, some people are just dumb. If I were to write hate mail (which I never would because it serves absolutely no purpose except for the amusement of people like us, apparently) I would at least check it for spelling errors and not use chatspeak. Are these people intentionally asking us not to take them serioursly? Anyway, at this rate Kaleb, maybe you should create a Wall of Shame like Mugglenet has for all of their hilarious hatemail. Anyway, kudos to Kaleb for not taking the hurtful words of these idots to heart. You know we love you and don't mind hearing about your book now and then.

2. Ha ha, wow. These are really funny. How can somebody be so stupid? It sounds like insults from a 3 year old. I have heard more creative insults from a pudding cup. You should post more of them, they definitely made my day a lot funnier.

   You're great Kaleb, don't let a bunch of grammar challenged lunatics think other wise!

   I can't wait for your book!

   =)

3. Hey People,
   Give Kaleb a break. If you don't like the site then don't read it. Also, do you even know what a life is. He's been working on his book forever (which I'm excited about) and the last months before publication are hectic, I know personally from family. The REAL TWILIGHTERS may hate you do but this TWILIGHTER loves what you do.

   Haha I loved the blah blah blah I hate you but give me a rob autograph haha

4. all i can say is “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
   some people are really pathetic at times…
   also, i am apparently no longer a “REAL TWILIGHTER” seeing as what Kaleb writes does not anger me at all and i can't wait for this book…
   hahaha wow.

5. I personally like reading about your book.
   Their grammar kills my soul.

6. i think it is utterly hilarous how those people were like YOU SUCK then turn around and say BUT PICK ME TO WIN THE AUTOGRAPH?! what the hell ?! you can't have it both ways people! if i was you Kaleb i wouldn't even consider those people, pick someone that 1) can actually spell 2) is smart enough to not bitch out the person giving the contest 3) and seems to reallllly loves Rob….*wink* *wink* haha jk
   and i can't WAIT to read your book!!!!!
   love the site 🙂

7. HAHA ppl can be so stupid sometimes! lol… i think its fine that u post about ur book on this site! u know this is your site! so wtf. u can write about what u want lol…. and i think out of all the times u posted about ur book it was at the end of one of ur blogs. well u had just did one post about ur book… but that is just fine u are letting ppl know its fine to adverstive lol… dont listen to thise boneheads… they are the ones who suck. lol
   and by the way, i so pre-ordered ur book just a few hours ago 🙂

8. Why, that's all really pathetic. I love how in the second one, the 'real twihighter' didn't even spell stephenie right. It's spelled with an 'e' not an 'a'.

9. That is hilarious!!! I guess she didn't know you had rpatz autographs before she sent the hatemail ROFLOL!

   BTW: I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR BOOK! Don't listen to thoses losers, we really do care!!

10. LMAO these are always hilarious 😛 However, even though they are extremely funny, I am sorry you must keep dealing with these ridiculous emails.

    and I personally can't wait for your book and am excited about every piece of info I get [omg PREORDERS?! WHAT?!] and I can assure you I am a REAL TWILIHGTER! lol

11. HAHAHA! That retard at the end. “YOU SUCK!” “Oh my god, I'm sorry! Can I have your R. Pattz autograph?!” Wow…

12. WOW. Some people are really stupid. I, for one, enjoy reading everything on here AND I'm definitely counting down until your book is released. Boo on all of you haters. BOO. 🙂

13. OMG! Are these people seriously that stupid! Lets get real hear. I can't wait! till your book comes out! And I'm a die hard Twilighter! And why do they even bother asking for something, right after they bad mouth you! I don't get it. And that is just stupid, you would never post Twilight! What that person needs to do is actually go BUY the book! It's not that hard, almost every book store has it! And the other person, lets see, you can take as long as you want to read Breaking Dawn! It's not up to them! And some of us actually like to hear what you think ^^. Well keep posting!

14. Jajaja! Keep doing what you do Kaleb 😀 in this world you have fans 🙂

    God Bless you 😀

15. oh wow. this made me laugh out loud.
    i can't wait for your book. don't listen to those losers. [=

16. LOL. the last one is just so retardedly hilariously funny. But seriously, there's always going to be some absolute IDIOT that tries to ruin things for everyone. On the internet ther'll always be at least three separate idiots at any given time. I think I'm about as hardcore as twilighters get and I just can't wait for your book. =)

17. LMAO, the last one just proves the persons a huge suck up haha

18. Just another shining example of how the age of technology is rotting out the minds of the youth in this world. Maybe if they paid more attention in their reading and writing classes they would have a book being published like you! I give you major points for being able to laugh at the ridiculousness that these people write. Ignore their idiotic comments and enjoy your book publishing experience!

19. Isn't TwilightGuy, your site, hence you talk about you and what you think? and yes, getting a multimillion dollar lawsuit is not something anybody wants. Plus, I bet tons of twilighters are looking fdw to reading your book, like me. It's a great accomplishment for you and we are very proud of you 🙂

    LOL…that last “you suck/please forgive me” mail was soooooo funny! And I think that real men read twilight and aren't afraid to talk about it!

    Kaleb, I bet you get a kick out of those dumb e-mails you get! goodness!

20. Kaleb, they're right–you suck. You have no life, and therefore should (1) spend all your time reading Twilight and commenting on it, (2) not ever talk about a book you're excited to be published (because, y'know, people who enjoy your commentary wouldn't like your book), and (3) you should TOTALLY give your contest prizes to people who personally insult you. Oh, and you should completely ignore all of the horrendous grammar.

    Have you ever noticed that all of the hate-mail comes from people who can't spell, conjugate, or use proper punctuation?

21. wow. I love it Kaleb. You make my day with these. And you know what makes it even funnier? That none of them can spell. It's one of my pet peeves.
    Even if it's Twilight, you can talk about your book all you want- it's your site. I would love Rob's autograph, but I won't suck up for it. lol.
    Keep them coming. It makes for an entertaining read!

22. LOL!

    Basically they're saying;

    “ZOHMAHGAWD, YOU CANT WRITE ABOUT BOOKS YOU DONT OWN, ONLY TWILIGHTERS CAN. BUT I STILL WANT YOUR ROB PATTZZZZZZ AUTOGRAPH! KTHNXBAI.”

    Like, wth -.-
    And if you annoy them so much, then 1) Why are they on here, and 2) Why did they go searching for your email?

    Ridiculous xD

    Ignore them- you pwn 😀

    Kitty
    xzx

    BTW: I'm getting my subscription emails late. I only got my email now D:

23. WOW! They bag on you then they want an autograph?! That's just saaaad. I am really excited for your book Kaleb and I think it's great that you're getting it published! And it's also really cool that you want to share it with your fans. TEAM KALEB!

24. Probably mine 😀

25. WOW
    Those r to mean. I mean really. Can a guy talk about something else beside twilight?
    It's a twilight site of course but if we talk about twilight all the time, that would be boring.

    I think it's awesome that u published ur own book like that.
    And those people that said “who cares?”
    well a lot of people do

26. wow. that's all i have to say to this.

27. Wow, wtf. These people are a disgrace to the 'twilhgt' *improper grammar intended* fandom. You are AMAZING Kaleb and you obviously don't let these people bother you. And I CARE about your book and everything that you do!

    Once again, congrats 😀

28. HAHAHAHA!! Some people have NO idea what they're talking about. Every time i think of this, i will smile at these selected few's stupidity. Thank's for sharing.

29. I'm so sorry you have to deal with complete morons like that on a daily basis. But I'm glad you can make fun of them- not that it's hard. Seriously, have they ever taken an English class? Not even that. Have they ever seen ANYthing written, EVER, that wasn't perhaps on the internet, written by another grammar-deficient fool? *facepalm*

30. HAHAHAHA
    =]

31. Wow… Just wow… I wonder if some of the people sending you these things can even read what you post… I love the comment on “real” twilighters… I think that that twilighters are literate… Keep on posting these up! They make my day 🙂
    I can't wait for your book to come out!!! 9.9.09 can't come soon enough!

32. I can't believe that one person still wants an autograph. Are they like bipolar or something!?

33. *sighs…* these ware why people hate Twilighters. What a sad realization. It's really too bad that the loud ones are also the arrogant ones. But I guess that almost always comes hand-in-hand.

34. *are. wooops.

35. I think it would have been funnier if it weren't so SAD! Those guys are idiots… or should I say stoepidist peopel…. their spelling is Awesome! Keep doing what you are doing Kaleb, every one who can actually read loves you and are excited about your book!

36. Bahahahaha. Omg, I'm actually dying right now. I'm trying so hard not to burst into laughter because I'm pretty sure my roommate would think I'm a crazy person.
    But seriously, though. The “What R U Saying” posts are the best idea you've ever had, Kaleb. Haha. Although, I'm now a bit ashamed to be considered part of the same group as these ridiculous, ignorant people. Let's just hope that the majority of Twilighters are not like this. Considering all of the well-thought-out and intelligent comments on this post, it seems like we're doing ok for the most part. So I'm thankful for that.

37. Oh, and I'm also thrilled about your book. I just downloaded the first 4 chapters from the website. I'm gonna read them after finals are over. I'm really excited.

38. My favorite part is the wonderful spelling and grammar 😀

39. this is absolutely hilarious. if people insist on hating on you, they should at least try to spell properly! i cracked up reading these. Poor Kaleb! i still love ya buddy! good job on ignoring them! no need to let the haters bring ya down!

40. haha, i love how these people never seem to know how to type.
    it just makes them look dumb.

41. They don't give Twilighters a bad name… (Wait for it…) They give Twilihgters a band name!

    *Dies laughing from bad pun attack*

    Hopefully someone else thinks it's funny. Someone who isn't half crazy with sleepdeprivation?

42. I hope that other 'REAL TWILIGHTERS' can spell better than whoever wrote that.
    Pathetic…

43. 🙂

44. simpliest way to put my reaction:

    hahaha….wait, their serious? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    i am sorry, but these are precious. i am just sorry that you have to deal with hundreds of simular e-mails. For after a while, they must get annoying.

45. LMAOLMAO XD
    What the heck are these people trying to prove? That the English language deserves to be dragged through dirt, chopped to bits and burned into oblivion? Oh, Lord. Why do all haters sound like they don't know what spelling and grammar check is?
    I must say that they prove great entertainment, though. I love Hatemail posts, they guarantee good laughs. Oh, and don't worry, we still love your book (and cupid videos, even though I don't know what in the world a cupid video is, either) XD
    Oh, and I <3 the third e-mail and the five-year-old who sent it. Hahahahaha.

46. Hey man, dont let anyone kill your joy! You have to learn to take the joy suckers out of life! Congrats! You did good and if anything I am proud of you and you can count on my to check ur book out!

47. BAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *deep breath* ..AHAHAHAHAHAHA.!

    oh man.. these make my day! please keep posting them, they are freaking hilarious.

    oh and “Can I PLEAS HAVE A ROBERT PATTINSON AUTOGRAFH?! ”

    LMAO… this is too much! 😀

48. I am starting to think you should compile all of these and make a book from it. (Oh, I could see the editor's face…) This made my night, thank you for sharing. (And this is making me want to homeschool my oldest again, as the spelling is just killing me.) Even scarier, you know most of them (your spell-check illiterate hate-mailers) have graduated, somehow. *Shiver*

49. OMG, tell me these are a joke. PLEASE tell me you made these up yourself. It makes me very sad to think there are actually people this fucking stupid in this world.

50. OMG!
    As if you would write that on an international site with thousands of subscribers!
    Wait…..are you a fat guy sitting front of the computer making this up??
    Joking!
    those people are just stupid and impatient!
    Good things take time!