As we all have probably noticed, there have been quite a lot of Stephenie Meyer impostors over the past year. I’ve been very careful so far, but must admit to falling for at least one: the fake Stephenie Meyer on Twitter. Whoever set this profile up has been quite thorough in appearing to be Stephenie, especially considering they have over 26,000 followers and use her old website header as a background. The number of followers is the precise reason I fell for it: after all, who else could get that many with less than five posts?
However, becoming wary when every link from the profile coincidentally displayed ads, I contacted Her People who informed me:
Stephenie does NOT have a Twitter account, or a Facebook, or pretty much anything else, but her MySpace page and website.
I realize that after I started following, a lot of my own Twitter followers thought this was me endorsing the bogus Stephenie Twitter as real, when in actuality it was the blind leading the blind! So if you (like me) fell for this dubious impostor, I hope that you (like me) immediately cease to follow the page and spread the word to everyone who is. (ADDED: the quote at the top of this page from Stephenie is REAL, and is actually from her Myspace blog — some people were confused about this).
While on the subject, I should clear up something of similar ends. Not long ago, someone created a fake Twitter of me by using KaIebNation (with an I, instead of an L — notice in this font you can’t tell any difference?). Luckily this was shut down, but as a note the only official sites from me are linked at the very bottom of this site and my blog (my Myspace, my Twitter, my Youtube). I have a Facebook but I do not add anyone I don’t personally know (this is not to be mean, but my Facebook is just for my family and friends). If you’d like to add me on Facebook, use the Kaleb Nation Facebook Page, which isn’t run by me but which I check often. (ADDED: there is a Twitter contest going on right now).
And now, some lulz for this fine Saturday:
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Seriously, I laugh so much.
(for more lulzy hatemail, check out this page or the Hatemail category)
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227 Responses
HEY KABLE!
Lawl, that made me laugh
And damn Twitter!
Gahh *unfollows*
''ZOMFG, IM NOT A FANGIRL. REALLY, IM NOT! *Twitch*''
Yea, epic lulz XD
Kitty
xzx
hahahahhahaha that email is hilarious! xD thanks for the updates kaleb :]
hahaha did you mean to type kable? cause thats really funny 🙂
*rereads email* no wait… now i get it 😀
Seriously, that was a joke for the newspaper. haha.
haha some people are crazy! I hate those people who make fake twitters or youtubes! Its just mean and stupit! “Not a crazy fangirl!” sureeee, if thats true i'm team jacob and carlisle is really a woman!
You rock Kaleb, keep on posting =]
saoirse
xxx
Since when has anything Robert been on here? Lol.
Hey hey & PS:
you're such a good “R-patz”- (how do you even spell that, someone tell me?) faker,
be ashamed of your talent Kaleb!
Since this girl thought the Kaleb in the background was a Robert. xD haha!
Well, Kaleb is pretty sexy!
AHAHAHA. omg, how could someone actually mistake you for robert pattison? i mean you dont look like him or anything… and its not like your acting like a rob imposter. like seriously, wtf was up with that? haha
Ignorance never fails to amuse me.
I love your “What Are You Saying?” posts! Please keep them coming!
Oh, and thanks for clearing up the Stephenie on Twitter/Facebook. 🙂
HAHA. sure you're not a fangirl.
I wonder how old these girls are.
Why would someone think you're an imposter. Oh and there are various Roberts and Kristens on twitter and myspace and tons of people have fallen for them. Including me. I fell for at least one. So it's all good. we all have been duped at one point or another by social networking fakes. However if you read a nice little MTV article Kristen states she has neither twitter, facebook or myspace. Which only lead me to assume the other million Robert Pattinsons on twitter and myspace were fakes too. ha! However I still don't quite understand how YOU were mistaken for Robert Pattinson and or a guy posing as him. Though I think you're cuter than Robert ha! oh and I was just wondering if that chick seriously thought if it WAS Rob he'd reply to something like that. If I were to message someone I was a fan of I'd try to actually use proper grammar and not imply I will be outside their door stalking them. ha. Keep on posting as the person above me says. Great blogs.
Definitely un-following now! Thanks for informing us.
It's Rpatzz
I think haha, I'm pretty sure that is it.
^^
–Ethan
^^ How funnniizz!
Lol, seriously….there are a lot of stupid people out there….*no offense..?* xD, Kaleb……….post more WHAT R U SAYING?'s they're hilarious.
I hate it when people don't spell things correctly…although it amuses me. Haha. –WARNING–**despite the fact on how I spelt “funniizz” above, that was for cool effect…? Lol!!! Haha. 😀 ^_^ n_n 😛 xP -_-
Man, I gotta stop with the smilies! :O
omg girls are soo weird. lol
i have also fallen for the fake stephenie. dag it i thought it was her too because she only had five updates. lol
keeping reading breaking dawn, it is AMAZING!
-.- LOL hahaha lmao! That girl is awesome.
So was it a big disapointment when she wrote the second mail?^^
well you should be lucky that girls would have stalked you seriously— CREEPY CHICK!!!!!!
……damn it I also fell for the stephanie twitter =(
seriously you GOTTA stop with the smileys =D
hahaha! 😀
people can be so strange.
lol! I love how like all the people who write hate mail usually have awful spelling and grammar. It makes me cringe 😛
Of course she isn't a fangirl! because just as she said “we are ment to be”…. HAHAHAHAHAHA… Thanks for the laughs KABLE!!!!
Man, i really fail to understand fangirls. Do they TRULY believe that Robert is their “true love”? If so, thats pretty creepy. And if they're just exaggerating…why do they think it's a good idea to do that? Do they want to seem like a delusional crazy? Seriously.
Are there seriously people out there who are THAT STUPID? And if so, who the hell gave them computers?? I mean, how are they even capable of operating them!?
These “What R U Saying” things are too funny.
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LOL, THAT MAKES ME LOL SO MUCH XD
Kitty
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I wish people had more to do in their lives besides pose as actual people =.=;;;
And the fangirl comment, that is freaking hilarious xDDDDD
How in the world did they mistake you as Robert Pattinson in the first place? Can they not read the name Kaleb Nation?
*laughing buckets*
I fell for the fake Steph as well. But I dropped her after she sent me a link following me, and because she had only posted those few tweets. Seriously, how many “famous” people are going to follow almost every twitter follower? That would amount to a lot of time wasted on her part, reading every tweet that came her way. I follow around 30, and there are days that I swear I am never going to get through them all. I cannot imagine reading 24,000! 😀 And you heart breaker you, didn't you know you were her soulmate? *cringe*
That's quite scary. People like that actually running loose among our society and she isn't even smart but crazy, just a plain creepy idiot.
This is why you only trust what's explicitly on Meyer's page, otherwise there's a lot of chance for misleading. I can understand how someone would mistake that, they went to an awful lot of trouble to make themselves feel better at their lack of friends or life.
It is sad really. “I love you so much” but I cannot spend five minutes to at least read the site header, let alone the first page, to find out if you are who I think you are…. If that is your version of love stalker bunny, then you have some shallow feelings. :/
You mean to tell me that all this time following you you're not Rob Patz? lol. what are these people thinking!
haha!! im not crazy! i love you were meant to be together hahaha wow!
why would she thing you were rob? lol thats the best one yet
yep. there are way too many fake accounts on twitter. somebody feels the need to have others think they are somebody they are not. as the saying goes, “it is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not”.
OmG are some poeple just born stupid? your emails are hilarious!
Jeeez I love the emails!
I love reading those crazy emails Kable, truly I do 🙂
too funny!
Methinks I'm gonna have to call you Kable now.
NONONO, I read it wrong! Sorry, Kalbe! XD
That has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. And don't worry Kaleb we still love even though you are not Rob. lol
yeah, i was all, oh if Kaleb is following her she must actually be Stephanie!
Or not…….. lol oh well.
Why on earth would she have thought you were Robert Pattinson?? It takes skills to be that stupid.
And I totally fell for the fake twitter too. It did seem sort of odd that whoever it was started following me back.
That is so funny that they post stuff without even thinking. I hate reading text posts where the people do not spell correctly. Do any of these stupid girls think they are really posting to Rob?
Thanks for the heads up, Kaleb! I fell for that Stephanie Meyer account too, and I shall remove it from my updates as soon as I finish this comment. That hate mail was hilarious! How could someone mistake you for Rob? Honestly! LOL!
i followed her because you did, but i didn't believe for a sec it was actually her. nope. it seemed too fake, and the fact that stephenie never mentioned it on her website confirmed it =] seriously i don't like these people doing these things lol get your own life hee hee. changing subject: LMAOROF!!!! how did she confuse you for ROBER PATTINSON!? ohhh my gosh -_- she was craaaazzzzyyyy hahaha i'm so glad you get emails from so many crazy people 🙂 I think i might send you one so that i can get featured on your site hehehehe 😀
“sureeee, if thats true i'm team jacob and carlisle is really a woman!”
I had the exact same sort of thought!
Oh boy!
I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
its actually Rpattz. Two t's. lol.
did she really think you were Robert Pattinson! you don't look anything like him and your pictures are pretty much posted all over your sites! that is funny!