As we all have probably noticed, there have been quite a lot of Stephenie Meyer impostors over the past year. I’ve been very careful so far, but must admit to falling for at least one: the fake Stephenie Meyer on Twitter. Whoever set this profile up has been quite thorough in appearing to be Stephenie, especially considering they have over 26,000 followers and use her old website header as a background. The number of followers is the precise reason I fell for it: after all, who else could get that many with less than five posts?
However, becoming wary when every link from the profile coincidentally displayed ads, I contacted Her People who informed me:
Stephenie does NOT have a Twitter account, or a Facebook, or pretty much anything else, but her MySpace page and website.
I realize that after I started following, a lot of my own Twitter followers thought this was me endorsing the bogus Stephenie Twitter as real, when in actuality it was the blind leading the blind! So if you (like me) fell for this dubious impostor, I hope that you (like me) immediately cease to follow the page and spread the word to everyone who is. (ADDED: the quote at the top of this page from Stephenie is REAL, and is actually from her Myspace blog — some people were confused about this).
While on the subject, I should clear up something of similar ends. Not long ago, someone created a fake Twitter of me by using KaIebNation (with an I, instead of an L — notice in this font you can’t tell any difference?). Luckily this was shut down, but as a note the only official sites from me are linked at the very bottom of this site and my blog (my Myspace, my Twitter, my Youtube). I have a Facebook but I do not add anyone I don’t personally know (this is not to be mean, but my Facebook is just for my family and friends). If you’d like to add me on Facebook, use the Kaleb Nation Facebook Page, which isn’t run by me but which I check often. (ADDED: there is a Twitter contest going on right now).
And now, some lulz for this fine Saturday:
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Seriously, I laugh so much.
(for more lulzy hatemail, check out this page or the Hatemail category)
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haha i literally almost fell out of my seat laughing
i wish i knew who sent that what the heck is wrong with her where does it say your rob
post script: she's such a liar shes a huge fangirl
lol i second that
Dude, Kaleb, I really love your preview chapters, they are awesome. My goal in life is to be published, and to meet Stephenie meyer(I am a guy), I literally get on yoursite everyday of my life, checking your Twitter thing every thirty minutes, keep it up. You're the next Stephen King!
Since when are you pretending to be Robert Pattinson, Kaleb? lol. How did she come up with that? Craziness.
I'm the first to admit that I'm a pathetically obsessed Twi-hard, but I at least have my head screwed on straight. Some girls need to check back into reality. Seriously. You and Robert Pattinson are NOT meant to be. Sheesh. I'd be terrified if I were the poor guy.
Don't worry Kaleb – Rob's got nothing on you! 😀
By the way, people who write hatemail almost always phrase their opinions in idiotic ways, but do you ever get hatemail from people intelligent enough to write full, correctly spelled words and complete sentences?
Keep updating!
hahahahah! Epic lulz XD.. I love the awkward spelling XD
Seriously DOES anyone with correct spelling and complete sentences send you hatemail?
Jajajajajaajajajajajajajajajjaajajjajaja, that's all i can say
That “What R U Saying?” was pretty sad.
What the hell? I'm confused by the fact that she thought you were Robert Pattinson. Your face and name are EVERYWHERE on this site. And you look nothing like Robert, so like i said, it baffles me that anyone would mistake this site or your Twitter or anything else as Rob's.
hahaha hilarious
poor Kaleb, dont worry i luv u
but not in a crazy fan girl kinda way
like we're meant to b togetha
im outside ur house right now!!!
lmao
You're joking. You're NOT Rob? What the…? Why have I even been following this page, then?
Ahaha. Fun times. Sorry she got your hopes up. I'm sure those five minutes were fantastic for you, though. You had an illiterate idiot proclaiming her love for you.
hahaha omg i presume rpattz's soulmate would be someone with a little more brains?
lol keep posting funny hatemail! =)
<3
stephenie ur sooo hot woman…
gosh…
luv you soooooooooooo much!!!!!
XDXDXDXDXDXD KABLE!!! HAAHA!!!!!!
is that a cross of Kaleb and Stable?
a kaleb stable?
interesting.
i ponder why that “fangirl” even thought you were Robert.
You don't look a thing like him and you live in Texas.
That girl is an idiot.
That. Was. Funny! I don't like Rob (please, no one shoot me), which just boosted the comedy level on that one 😀
I love your hate mail, Kaleb. Seriously the best. Do you ever get any intelligent hate?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
i think this has just made my day… and i had a pretty hilarious day today!
lol WHY would she think you were rob? i swear, some ppl need to stop smoking the funny grass..
lol, that's a really good question… it always seems hatemail and stupidity go hand in hand..
You should totally set them up, because there's finally someone out there smart enough for him. She's even smarter than Kristen Stewart, and that's saying A LOT.
No, really. Pattinson deserves her.
Yes, I hate both Rob and Kristen. I am entirely serious. Thank you. ^_^
why, Kalbe, I didn't know you had changed your name! xD lol, i just love how you do this stuff
haha.. i just don't understand how she can mistake you for Rob.
How illiterate can people get? It scares me.
Haha, Omr Hillarious!
Aw Bless You Kaleb, You Must Of Felt Way Chuffed When She Said You Looked Like Rob. And Then She Goes And Sends That!
Lol. Seriously Keep Posting These, They Make My Day! 😛
Cya,
Poppy xx
my favourite is when they call him edward.. like he's actually.. real.
O.o
Wow girly, look before you leap.
…Like, whut?? How could she have mistaken you for Robert Pattinson? I mean, with your name and picture everywhere on this site…oh right, stupidity.
Haha, and yeah, do you ever get hatemail whose contents won't melt your brain trying to figure out what exactly it's saying? 'Cause every single one of those e-mails you post in your 'What R U Saying?' has a) cringe-worthy spelling; b) awful grammar; c) both.
LMAO at your lulz for Saturday.
she couldn't at least spell half the words right.
Thanks for cheering up my portfolio writing.
hahahah 😀 that made my day . xd
how could she think you where Rpattz? ( stupidity..)
Keep them coming! ;D
Haha, thanks. 😀
Oh my god… YOU'RE NOT ROBERT PATTINSON!? Since WHEN?
ROFL!! thats so funny!!! i cant believe they thought you were rob!! (no offense to those who did)
oh that What R U Saying girl was wrong. I don't care if you're not Rob, You are totally hot! 😉
ahhh i started following a FAKE SM?! *unfollows!*
gosh i hate people that do crap like that…i mean is your life REALLY that awful that you have to pretend to be somebody else?!
and O M G you're NOT rob ?!
since when…?
people scare me sometimes lol
and keep up the awwwesome posts 🙂
Kalbe Natoin! I cant belive u r going around making people belive u r Rovert Pattonson! is that the only way you can mek new fiends?
-Stephanie Myers
bahahaha I can't stop laughing! As I read that first e-mail, I was like, “gah! Kaleb has crazy fangirls now!” and then the second one just brought on the fits of laughter. That girl has issues. lol But you are totally awesome at being Kaleb so don't try to be Rob…. I think one of him is enough in this world. =D
WOOOOW! That hate mail just makes me sad. BUT, to all you questioners, I know WHY this insane fangirl though Kaleb (AKA Kalbe) was Rob:
So, she was looking for a way to contact Rob on the internet. She happens to see a website called twilightguy.com. Rob, playing Edward, was playing the main guy in Twilight, thus, this girl jumped to the conclusion that it was Rob who was this “Twilight Guy”. So she gets really, really, really excited and goes right to the contact page, but in her excitment she can not see straight (this happens to people) so she was unable to realize that this was not Rob's site.
Yes, I am a genius. Its already been proven (lol JK).
But even knowing the reason why, I still cant believe her stupidity. And her logic. It's horrible. “I know we are meant to be because I love you.” That doesnt make sense. Tsk Tsk. I love this hate mail so much.
hahahahahahahahaha that email.
I fell out of my chair laughing.
Um…no offense, but who would even think you were Robert Pattinson? Personally though, I think you are “smokin hot HOT” *rolls eyes at quote* but seriously, you are pretty hot.
omd! that mail is hilarious!
Agh. I would find that hatemail funny if it was orignal. When I had a Twilight website, that was just for my friends of course, people like that came on with out looking at the website or what it is about. Then they would be like 'O U LKE TWILITGH TOO?? THS IS TWILIHGT SIGHT RIGHT?' Or 'OMG GIVE MEH CHAPER FIVE OF THE TWILIGHT!!'
. . .
Seriously that is annoying as hell. And I mean you can totally tell that person is one of them Twilight Nazi's [I have split the Twilight Nation into two halfs. There are the Twilight Nazi's. The hate mail you got is a perfect exsample of one. They are usually people who have poor taste in Lit, spend their time night and day obbsessed with Twilight, and cuss anyone out that's a hater when Haters have a right to talk about the hate of Twilght as much as we have the right to talk about how much we love it. Then there is the Twilight Mafia. The Mafia is everyone that is sane in the nation.].
'OMG GIVE MEH CHAPER FIVE OF THE TWILIGHT!!'
This seriously had me in stitches. Did they actually demand you give them portions of the book!?
See? I TOLD you so! Sorry, haha. But if you haven't gotten to the email yet, I sent one about a month earlier saying that the real Stephenie only has her Myspace and her website. I guess it would've been easier to leave a comment.
So this means you have to take down that 'this site made me laugh buckets….' quote from the fake Stephenie…..right?
It wasn't from a fake Stephenie. That is from the real Stephenie Meyer
Omg that made me laugh so hard! I read it at school, and I'm lucky that I didnt burst out laughing when the teacher was talking and get in a ton of trouble. People who send hate mail are so dumb! It's so funny!!!!!!!
lmao. that was the best.
who do you think you are going around pretending to be robert pattinson? lol
I must say, these lulz have been quite the entertaining experience.
Entertaining and sad…for multiple reasons; because it is unbelievable that people waste their time and precious mental resources to send ridiculous e-mails that really display how little of their mental resources they actually use…
AND because I am actually sitting here, wasting my precious mental resources scanning the net, continuously being obsessed with these books that I read weeks ago and cannot get out of my head.
Am I the only one???
WTF???
~K
im the real robert andd this site iz stuped. i cant beleve how i reeding this rite now.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH you fucking retard!!!!!!!!!!! This guy actually wants people to believe that he's Rob. Your spelling is horrible and I don't think Rob would criticize this site.
I don't comment on blogs that often; but reading that email that you got made me stop and have a 'WTF?' moment. Honestly, did that girl think that writing an email like that would get the attention of, Robert Pattinson? Well, she'd get attention; but not exactly the attention she was wanting. If you're going to write someone a letter stating that you love them, proper English would be a wise thing to use. People like that seriously irk me to no end. The English language did nothing to those people, yet they insist on abusing it and turning it into a bastardized form of whatever you want to call it.
Also, accusing you of posing as Robert Pattinson proves just how stupid that girl really is. Obviously she cannot read, because if she could, she would see your name on the site. Yes, you are Kaleb Nation, posing as Robert Pattinson, yet, you are using your real name? That makes a lot of sense.
Before I lose anymore brain cells looking at that dribble that girl sent to you, I shall return to my own writing that I should be paying attention to.
You're awesome by the way.
I have been on other sites where people made fake accounts of other users and started war. Like huge fights and then people thought it was the real person doing it and not the fake copy. So much drama.