A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Unmasking The Impostors

by Kaleb Nation

by Kaleb Nation

stephenie_meyer_photoAs we all have probably noticed, there have been quite a lot of Stephenie Meyer impostors over the past year. I’ve been very careful so far, but must admit to falling for at least one: the fake Stephenie Meyer on Twitter. Whoever set this profile up has been quite thorough in appearing to be Stephenie, especially considering they have over 26,000 followers and use her old website header as a background. The number of followers is the precise reason I fell for it: after all, who else could get that many with less than five posts?

However, becoming wary when every link from the profile coincidentally displayed ads, I contacted Her People who informed me:

Stephenie does NOT have a Twitter account, or a Facebook, or pretty much anything else, but her MySpace page and website.

I realize that after I started following, a lot of my own Twitter followers thought this was me endorsing the bogus Stephenie Twitter as real, when in actuality it was the blind leading the blind! So if you (like me) fell for this dubious impostor, I hope that you (like me) immediately cease to follow the page and spread the word to everyone who is. (ADDED: the quote at the top of this page from Stephenie is REAL, and is actually from her Myspace blog — some people were confused about this).

smalllogoWhile on the subject, I should clear up something of similar ends. Not long ago, someone created a fake Twitter of me by using KaIebNation (with an I, instead of an L — notice in this font you can’t tell any difference?). Luckily this was shut down, but as a note the only official sites from me are linked at the very bottom of this site and my blog (my Myspace, my Twitter, my Youtube). I have a Facebook but I do not add anyone I don’t personally know (this is not to be mean, but my Facebook is just for my family and friends). If you’d like to add me on Facebook, use the Kaleb Nation Facebook Page, which isn’t run by me but which I check often. (ADDED: there is a Twitter contest going on right now).

And now, some lulz for this fine Saturday:

omg ur so hot ur sexy and smoken hot HOT. i luv you i do, not like those girls who r crazy i am not a fangirl i luv u relly. i now we are ment to be bcaus i <3 u. plz wrighht me back

FIVE MINUTES LATER, AFTER A SUDDEN REALIZATION:

OMG you aren’t even robert PATTINSON like the REAL robert pattonson? YOU SUCKK. 4get every thin i said it was for ROB NOT u Kalbe AKA poser ************!!!

Seriously, I laugh so much.

(for more lulzy hatemail, check out this page or the Hatemail category)

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227 Responses

  1. is stephenie meyer doesnt have an actual official facebook page or group can u suggest a reli gd 1 2 join???????

  2. Hahaha!!! XD
    That was very funny!! Everything this girl said!! XD
    I laughed so much too!! And I still laughing!! XD
    Keep rocking Kalbe!! haha!!

  4. I am so confused by the fact that many people have to come think YOU are Robert Pattinson. How did this happen? Also, as I've blogged about before, what I find the funniest about fangirls, or non-fangirls as it appears, (hahaha) is that they always spell Robert Pattinson is some other way. As if the 'love of your life' seriously doesn't require enough attention by you to bother with spelling his name correctly? Geesh.

    Also, though I'm sure it's been made aware to everyone by now, Stephenie has deleted her MySpace page.

  5. Wow, Kaleb. People on your hate mail can't even write on how much they hate you. Haha. Their volgarity just shows on how much of an immature redundant person they are. They love to be insecure, and plan to make NOTHING out of themselves. Honestly, it's amusing. Kaleb you rock, and I got your back man.
    -Steven Hill
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  6. You don't get it do you. Kaleb says that he is not Robert. Besides, I highly doubt Robert is going to be online. You're pretty delusional aren't you. Haha. You make you laugh; as well as the other idiotic antagonists on this comment section. Kaleb hasn't done anything to you, so stop being so hostile and take a chill pill.
    -Steven Hill
    :].

  7. Oh. Em. Gee. are you really serious? robert is BRITISH he would NOT be talking in chatspeak! that made me almost fall out of my chair it was so idiotic. i think my brain is being slowly melted by all the stupid people who say stuff like that.

  8. Oh. Em. Gee. are you really serious? robert is BRITISH he would NOT be talking in chatspeak! that made me almost fall out of my chair it was so idiotic. i think my brain is being slowly melted by all the stupid people who say stuff like that.

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  11. if you can., hear me i have something in my mind that i want the world to hear and see. so plz do me a favor and approve me on myspace. i want to ask you a BIG question its about twilight.

  13. I suddenly feel sorry for Rob Patt.
    I'm intrigued at the lack of real words, too. But, being a writer, I can't help it.
    That child needs a dictionary, a shrink, and possibly a real friend.

    Thanks for the info on FB, Twitter etc.
    I follow a group on FB, but I knew it wasn't really her (they spelt her name slightly different, but its a great group and is updated often so fans can be informed on the twilight/host news)

    Cheers.

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